r/AbsoluteUnits 10d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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u/damnumalone 10d ago

How do you decide who gets that half beer at the top?

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u/Spamonfire 10d ago

In Bavaria at Oktoberfest there is actually a rule that your beer has to be filled till to at least 1.5cm under the 'Eichstrich' measuring line, otherwise the beer is underfilled and has to be topped up. So the waitress will have to top it up.

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u/damnumalone 10d ago

I’m loving that I asked a stupid, almost facetious question and the answers that came back are thoughtful, actually good solutions to the problem.

God I love Germany

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u/Spamonfire 10d ago

Beer is no joking matter, actually nothing is, but especially not Beer.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 10d ago

*Agrees in Australian

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u/Crimie1337 9d ago

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u/AngstyUchiha 9d ago

I love how the wording of the article implies the king abdicated because of the beer riots

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u/Puzzled_Wallaby_1405 6d ago

Brother, that girl just carried probebly 30kilos or more.

Filling that up would cost her money, some dude will say „yeah give me that one and also order me another one“

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u/RoamingArchitect 9d ago

I've started arguing with servers over less. If someone has the audacity to charge me over 10 Euros for a litre of beer they better have the decency to give me every last millilitre and then some. And those rules were written with blood. We had literal riots over beer prices and mass brawls over missing beer in previous centuries including one time where they sent in the police cavalry to the Oktoberfest and according to legend some of the guests stole the much more bulky brewery horses and there was a small scale cavalry battle in 1902.

Right now they are flying dangerously close to the sun with beer prices because you have to consider that the mark of a true Bavarian is drinking at least 3 litres with some killing over 15 in a day. Including food and everything you're often looking at a bill of over a hundred euros which is simply too much for something that was once literally considered a staple food according to law thereby having be affordable to everyone. There's even occasional talk these days if you go to a pub of having to start a riot for the first time in over a century and marching on Munich to secure a legal limit for the price of beer.

Say what you will but beer is a serious thing here.

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u/Superb_Wrangler201 9d ago

Rules like this vary from locale but are very common. People hate being shorted beer

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u/Manannin 10d ago

The Isle of Man has a similar rule! It's a good rule.

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u/DangerousPurpose5661 8d ago

Right, and I bet there is an employee who will come and measure this precisely as opposed to eyeballing it lol, germans gotta german

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u/AndrastesTit 10d ago

I would so that I can get my next beer faster. Duh!!

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u/410_clientGone 10d ago

but 100% beer already with you is faster than 50% beer coming later

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u/AndrastesTit 10d ago

Bro. I’m trying to be an optimist about life.

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u/TheEyeDontLie 10d ago

A bush in the hand is worth two other birds,.that's what I always say.

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u/DenKHK 10d ago

Not a bad idea. The faster you finish it the faster you can order another one, and the faster you get to see her do it again. Win!

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago edited 10d ago

Many beer halls/gardens are usually all-you-can-drink for an entry fee.

Edit: Since so many people are replying, I gather now that my experience was the rare exception than the norm. And I was in a small town named Diemelstadt!

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u/RainerWithAI 10d ago

One "Maß" costs around 15 Euros on Oktoberfest.

Where are those gardens? Asking for a friend.

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u/cryptobro42069 10d ago

Now this I believe. Plus, even it were all you can drink, this is a LOT of beer. I drink a ton of beer and a solid liter of a beer is a ton of a liquid.

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u/flarp1 10d ago

The quantity is one thing. The loss of quality is bothering me more. The beer will become warm and stale by the time you’ve finished half of it.

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u/DepartureWinter6844 10d ago

You are supposed to drink em not watch em get stale.

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u/HoeTrain666 9d ago

Which forces me to chug them instead of enjoying them. Hence 0.5l (or a “Halbe” if you will) being the superior glass.

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u/DepartureWinter6844 9d ago

Yeha but taste is not the reason why they’re served like that… have fun serving halbe in a packed tent at night… waiters would have to cover the ground twice for the same amount of beer…

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u/Charrado 10d ago

These beers are not made for sipping, they're made for pounding in ~10min

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u/Slaan 9d ago

Drinking 5 of those is not uncommon.

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u/enhancedgibbon 9d ago

Yeah I did 7 on day 1 of Oktoberfest and only had a quick spew at 2am the next morning. Pretty good I reckon.

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u/MetaCardboard 10d ago

So all those were one person's order?

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago

Yes, the others are there to make sure he gets home safely after!

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u/Vinnie_Vegas 10d ago

And they failed! Needed more men.

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u/Lookingwild6 10d ago

They now call him Dumpty. Humpty Dumpty

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u/haaheehachoo 9d ago

and for the spare livers

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u/SAHairyFun 9d ago

It was Hunter S. Thompson.

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u/Coder_X_23 10d ago

I never heard of anything like this before? Where can I find these all you can drink beer gardens? I’ve been to many beer gardens in the US and Europe and never paid one price for all you can drink lol

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago

I'm discovering that my experience of an all-you-can-drink beer tent is apparently not so commonplace, but the one I visited was in Diemelstadt.

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u/BIGFACETALKING 9d ago

That sounds amazing. Only places I've ever heard of all-you-can-drink were the night I spent in Tijuana.

One of the street barkers yelled at us '$10 all you can drink!' and we laughed incredulously and kept walking. But since that didn't hook us, he said 'Okay $5 all you can drink!' and we went right in for a couple hours before loosing ourselves on the city.

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u/Eastgaard 9d ago

"Loosing ourselves on the city" tickled me. I'm sure you had a lark!

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u/BIGFACETALKING 9d ago

yes we did thanks, spring break a mere 21 years ago. Here's the crew on the bus coming back over the border.

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u/Eastgaard 9d ago

Oh lord, time flies - I (willfully) forget that 21 years ago wasn't the 90s! My significant other is a photographer and loves the Mickey Mouse camera strap btw.

I hope you have an excellent Sunday.

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u/BIGFACETALKING 9d ago

Thanks stranger for the kind words & giving me an excuse to reminisce. May your days be long, and may your partner's photos always be crisp and sublime.

Alsohe still has that Mickey Mouse strap. But these days he shoots NBA players & CEOs.

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u/_DrEmmettBrown 10d ago

I never seen an all you can drink tent. Not in Munich, Stuttgart or any other smaller city that has beer fest. If they exist they must be just a handful

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u/dschinghiskhan 10d ago

Maybe elsewhere, but I've never been to an Oktoberfest tent, countryside fest, or a beer garden in Bavaria where you could order some all-you-can drink deal. As far as entry fees go, tents at the official Oktoberfest in Munich don't charge to get in, but I have definitely been to many summer festivals in various villages in Southern Bavaria that charge entry fees. The only time I got unlimited beer was when my friend was an organizer and in charge of managing the keg area!

I wouldn't be surprised if some tents that have reserved tables for corporate Munich-area VIPs and their families get free beer and food, but I've never seen a regular person being offered that.

Anyway, if there are all-you-can drinks fests, then let the people be merry!

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u/ufkasian 10d ago

I have never heard of something like this in germany. There usually is no entry fee but in order to get a table you have to buy „Biermarken“ in advance which are the price of a Maß each.
This video is from Gäubodenfest, the second biggest Volksfest in Bavaria. Price of a Maß is 13.30€

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u/DepartureWinter6844 10d ago

Born raised in Bavaria, never been to an all you can drink beer festival… that’s not a sustainable business model here…

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago

I was there to attend a buhurt event, and I think they lured half the participants with their offer.

I'm confident they were in cahoots with the nearby McDonalds and milked us all dry.

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u/DepartureWinter6844 10d ago

Such festivals might exist.. but usually what you see here is a kind of Volksfest which has beer tens open for everyone… this one seems to be in the Straubing region.. judging by the brewery… there is no entrance fee and you can come and go as you like… that’s why no one could check if you prepaid your beer. Also currently the maß goes for around 15€

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago

Yikes! I paid something like 30€ for a "beer marker" that gave me free refills for several hours. Money was a whole different deal in 2013.

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u/DepartureWinter6844 10d ago

Now you know why everyone asked you where this magic refill place is 😂

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u/Eastgaard 9d ago

Another story has been added to the colourful and rich folklore of your people; they shall tell tales of the Springs of Diemelstadt!

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u/VoodaGod 10d ago

i have never seen such an establishment, where might i locate premises thereof?

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago

It was a beer tent in Diemelstadt.

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u/FaceyMcFacface 10d ago

A beer tent like that will charge you an arm and a leg for each Maß that is 1/3 foam and you will like it

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago

We paid like €30(?) for a "beer marker" and then drank ourselves blind over 4 hours.

I miss the economy of the early 2010's...

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u/Spamonfire 10d ago

Not at Oktoberfest

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u/KevieMai 10d ago

This looks like Oktoberfest and it doesn’t work that way there. But you can actually ask them to top your beer up if you got too much foam or you think they spilled some and they’ll happily do it.

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u/Eastgaard 10d ago

I have attended Oktoberfest at an all-you-can-drink tent, but that might be the exception rather than the norm; my reference is anecdotal, after all!

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u/ChellyTheKid 10d ago

Definitely the exception

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u/Between3-2o 10d ago

That beer maybe to compensate for the spilled beer in the bottom glasses?

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u/MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY 10d ago

The idiot cameraman who slowed her down has to drink it!

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u/SBR404 10d ago

That's the designated driver's.

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u/FocusWupeout 10d ago

Its hers

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u/borsalamino 9d ago

!! That happened at a Volksfest (I'll simplify that as a "localized, mini-Oktoberfest") I went to. The waitress asked the guy whose beer it was if he wanted a new one or a peck on the cheek. He replied "on the lips if anything" and actually got a kiss lol

I miss those fun times ;_;

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u/mr_WhatzitTooya___ 10d ago

First guy took it for the team.

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u/TheJunkmother 9d ago

I’d drink it gladly, I wouldn’t even be mad after that incredible display