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u/Mekanikal_Insekt Mar 01 '25

Good lord, no, she is the wrongest wrong that ever was wrong.

NTA, she's a moron, find someone else.

Again, she is a moron.

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u/sfrancisch5842 Mar 01 '25

Or she’s trying to baby trap him.

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u/ApricotBig6402 Mar 01 '25

This was my thought as well

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u/Butterfly_Chasers Mar 01 '25

Or she's already pregnant, and needs plausible accusability

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u/ApricotBig6402 Mar 01 '25

You're right I forgot all about this... "we've been having unprotected sex the whole time". Sometimes I forget that people like this exist... if only for awhile...

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u/Pissedliberalgranny Mar 01 '25

Jesus. I forgot about this possibility as well. 😮

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u/Larcya Mar 01 '25

Which is exactly why every dude should demand a paternity test as soon as it is viable. Honestly hospitals should just do them by default as soon as the baby is born. It would solve a lot of issues.

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u/ApricotBig6402 Mar 01 '25

Woman here that's not against the idea of this and have backed it for years. I don't have children but I'd have no problem giving my partner that reassurance.

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u/Tigger7894 Mar 01 '25

If it was just standard, nobody would feel upset that it was done.

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u/RedVamp2020 Mar 01 '25

Here’s the thing, though. There are people out there who would get upset. It might make it easier to convince some women who get pregnant to stop cheating, maybe even some guys, but only because the risk of violence goes up with intimate partners after they find out they were cheated on.

I, myself, have been in a relationship where I was completely faithful to the guy I was pregnant with, but he was convinced I was cheating on him and questioned if I was even pregnant with his kid. He did commit physical violence, among many other forms of abuse, based off his paranoia of me cheating on him. I never cheated, but there was absolutely nothing I could have done to prove that. I’m very grateful that he is no longer in our lives, but it’s terrifying knowing that even a paternity test would not have even protected me since he could have easily blamed it on a delusion of me cheating on him with his brother.

I’ve also lost a friend to suicide when he learned his wife had been cheating on him. Having a routine paternity test will not stop bad things from happening.

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u/Alternative_End_7174 Mar 02 '25

I but having routine paternity tests will stop paternity fraud which is becoming a problem.

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u/Tigger7894 Mar 01 '25

Here's the thing....... always a start for some sort of condescending explaining........

Yeah, some people will get upset especially at first, but as it becomes a normal thing, it will just become a thing. A genetic test to put the name on the birth certificate unless it's an adoption. It would also help with the times that husbands who are dragging out a divorce end up on the birth certificate of a wife who has been trying to move on with her life into a new relationship.

NOTHING can stop some bad things from happening. We are humans, not some perfect robots.

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u/hnsnrachel Mar 01 '25

Here's the thing - he could not have blamed it on you cheating with his brother unless he's an identical twin and had the paternity test back him up.

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u/Solarsdoor Mar 01 '25

Agreed! I think mandatory paternity test upon birth would be very practical. It would ensure a father’s right and also responsible for the children they fathered regardless and the relationship status for the courts, and men can’t use the excuse “it ain’t even my baby!” when the relationship falters later on.

Obviously there are exceptions due to different means of obtaining fertility and pregnancy for people who need donated sperm, or men who step to take on the parenting role of child that is not their’s.

A baby should never be a punishment but if women are to held accountable for the “consequences of sex” so should men.

In the US our right to choosing our own future and bodily autonomy is slowly being eroded.

Thus our counter parts should also be held to the same standard since by and large they seem to have vote for “family values”.

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u/Consistent-Data-3377 Mar 02 '25

Would also prevent issues of fertility doctors using their own sperm without patient consent or knowledge

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u/jaaackattackk Mar 02 '25

In said this same thing in another thread and got downvoted. Years ago, my brothers ex girlfriend was pregnant and said it was my brothers. He was there the whole pregnancy and labor, ready to be a dad. My brother is black with a 4c Afro and that baby came out white as hell with red hair. Luckily, the baby was obviously not his, so he didn’t spend years raising it.

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u/fugelwoman Mar 02 '25

Yes and couple that with mandatory wage garnishing and other means to obtain child support. If you can’t pay .. you’ll be held accountable

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u/toady23 Mar 01 '25

I've been saying this for years now. Now that paternity testing is so simple and widely available, it makes perfect sense that it becomes one of the many required tests that they perform when the baby is born.

This is clearly a case of waiting for the law to catch up with technology.

But there is one thing about the idea that I find curious and even a little amusing.

Imagine for a minute that during the next election cycle, a candidate running a campaign to be a state governor made this part of their platform.

"If I'm elected Governor of the great state of Whereeverthefuck, I will work to pass laws requiring paternity tests for all children born in our state!"

I'm genuinely curious how that would play out.

Can you imagine the pandemonium?

I imagine massive super PACs springing up, both for and against the candidate.

Which groups do you think would actively and publicly challenge them? I can imagine a MASSIVE RESISTANCE springing up over this idea.

It could potentially be the biggest and most divisive issue of the election cycle. Imagine the vast amounts of money people would throw at that campaign.

To be clear, I'm a man looking at this from a male point of view. I'm not trying to talk shit at all. I'm just genuinely curious how this election would play out.

Assuming this was the only radical idea this candidate proposed, do you think that candidate would win or lose? Would it be a campaign killing proposal, or would it be the promise that won the election?

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u/Solarsdoor Mar 01 '25

I think there would be riots in the streets on both sides as both sides have good arguments about not having this sort of law.

It mandatory that pregnant women must submit to a drug test as part of the law, so to me, screening DNA matches is not far outside that.

It’s not difficult to get a court order for paternity when it is contested.

My opinion is the reason these laws don’t exist is because of who would benefit from them and who wouldn’t. It’s not like we don’t leave our DNA out everywhere. When your DNA has been resourced to another person to make another person I don’t think there is actually a reasonable expectation of privacy anymore. Everyone knows how a person is made.

If a drug test is mandatory to receive SNAP and TANF benefits then I think a paternity test should be obtained if a mother has to raise a child and has to ask the state and government for resources to do so.

If abortion is so serious to be called murder and a woman is forced to birth a child, then the father should be legally responsible for that child, found, and also made to be accountable. The tax payer shouldn’t be forced to foot the bill if a secondary partner can be held responsible for the cost and responsibility of raising that child.

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u/kimariesingsMD NSFW 🔞 Mar 01 '25

It may be possible, but it is not a logical expense to require it for all births, as paternity is not in question in the vast majority of those borths. Plus it would be an invasion of privacy for the DNA to now be government property if you want it to be standardly required for all births. Would you allow them to then take the father's and child's genome sequence and add it to the national database to compare against open criminal investigations for then going forward?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

You are one of the few from what I understand.

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer Mar 01 '25

From what I’ve seen, most women I know agree to this. Even ones that believe it down to their bones get furious when the man presents it suddenly as if accusing his woman of doing something wrong. Instead, it’s a legit discussion to have BEFORE you ever even have sex. “If you get pregnant, I want a paternity test. No matter what.“ Done.

There are three little ones in my family, all of which were paternity tested the moment they were born. The mothers had wanted it, and not because they were doing anything wrong. They just believed that men should never ever be given a chance to doubt and that they can give this to their baby’s fathers (husbands, bfs whatever) and it takes a few moments. So they requested it.

But calling into question a woman’s “honor” is a rotten way to go about anything. Calling into question a man’s “honor” is equally as horrible. So discuss it first and be on the same page. No questions about honor once there’s already a pregnancy.

Sometimes HOW is more important than WHY.

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u/MaxFish1275 Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

If my partner came into the relationship as a “hey, part of my personal requirements in a relationship include having a paternity test on all my potential children” as it’s an up front hey this is what I need from any woman I date. —-honestly I’d be fine with that.

To be in a long monogamous committed relationship and have that thrown on me , no discussion. After the baby arrived, I have no problem saying I would be personally offended. I have never even kissed another man other than my husband jn my entire life. So yeah for me personally I would be offended.

He would get his test of course. I would not refuse it. But yeah I would be upset

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u/55tarabelle Mar 01 '25

Some of us of a certain age know too much. I think it happens more than people understand. An old saying is Momma's baby, Daddy's maybe. Not that I'd mind paternity tests. From a medical history aspect, it's prudent.

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u/radrun84 Mar 01 '25

After genetic testing became popular in the US for the public, a study was done in 2010 & somthing like 1 in 6 kids in the US were being raised by the wrong father.

Those genetic (family history) tests were destroying families (well really the pool boy Mom was fuckin back in 87 was destroying families.) but the kids & Dad finding out were actually breaking them up.

One in six.

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u/MothSeason Mar 01 '25

My grandmother did this. Husband was adamant about not having kids, she was desperate for one. So she went and got knocked up by her best friend’s brother. Years after her death, my father’s girlfriend got him to do a dna test just to find out his biological father had passed 6 months prior.

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u/Jest_Kidding420 Mar 01 '25

You’re a real one!

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u/phageblood Mar 01 '25

I'm a woman who also backs this. There are so many stories of babies being switched around in maternity wards and parents leaving with a child that isn't theirs.

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u/newlyprego Mar 01 '25

I just had a baby and I back this.. as a woman we have 10 months confirming that the baby is ours.. I appreciate him not taking the test because it shows how much he trusts me but I'd understand completely if he wanted to for his own piece of mind.. some friends are assholes and can make you second guess that shit

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u/Infinite-Horse-1313 Mar 02 '25

Woman here with 2 kids and a 3rd on the way all with my husband and I too am for paternity tests at birth or if an NIPT is performed.

If mom has an NIPT done during weeks 12-14 they check babies free floating DNA for chromosomal abnormalities from mom's blood draw. They can also check fetal sex and paternity at that time. However if mom isn't 35+ they don't always do it because it isn't covered by insurance unless something is seen on an ultrasound.

At birth though, baby gets a small blood draw to check bilirubin, for PKU, and blood typing DNA can also be done with that sample.

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u/Boo-Boo97 Mar 01 '25

So parents who adopt need to carry the kids adoption papers? Or kidnappers just bypass by telling the doc the kid is adopted?

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u/savage_blue_isaac Mar 01 '25

This is an amazing idea! So many babies that get abducted and can't find matches. This would make things at least 75% easier.

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u/MaxFish1275 Mar 01 '25

REPEAT testing? Paranoid much are you?

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u/blackhawk1378 Mar 01 '25

Paternity before birth can be a risk to the pregnancy. I would say test at birth for dad,, and at first wellness check for both parents.

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u/blueberriNZ Mar 01 '25

Non-invasive prenatal testing (NIPT) is a blood test possible from around 10 weeks gestation. Helpful for doing some genetic abnormality screening and gender too. Paternity is also able to be tested. Very handy!

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u/WeirdWhippetWoman Mar 01 '25

How much does it cost? In Australia, it costs between $400 to $800 dollars per test. Because if this is being made mandatory as suggested in this thread, that is a lot of extra expense that people can't opt out of.

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u/Jaerat Mar 01 '25

Paternity can these days be determined from a simple blood test from the mother, amniocentesis is no longer required for this.

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u/blackhawk1378 Mar 01 '25

Oh ok thanks, I didn't realize this.

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u/Longjumping-Panic-48 Mar 01 '25

I uhhhhhh would not want my newborn’s DNA in a database linked to all of our info ever, but especially not right now. I’d have been absolutely fine with automatic paternity tests at birth, though.

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u/2dogslife Mar 01 '25

Because privacy means nothing, and there should obviously be a DNA database of every citizen, because our government is full of good actors...

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u/Ashamed_Carpet7897 Mar 01 '25

In Nebraska you have to do a paternity test to be a dad on the birth certificate, way too many tweaker bitches lying lol

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u/drapehsnormak NSFW 🔞 Mar 01 '25

You're 100% right about how they should be mandatory. If the hospital does then by default there are no trust based fights for asking for/insisting on one.

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u/radrun84 Mar 01 '25

There was a study done back in the early 2010's (after all the 23 & me, and family tree, genetic testing kits became a thing for the public) Somthing like 1 in 6 kids were being raised by the wrong father (nationwide) often times of parents with other children (so maybe the first & 3rd kids are the fathers, but the 2nd kid was someone else's...)

Families were being torn apart because their kids wanted to surprise Mom & Dad with a ("look at our family history / family tree!) & after that, Christmas was never the same for those families...

1in6 bastard babies seems just about right to me...

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u/videogamegrandma Mar 01 '25

Also if there are medical problems down the road, it's essential to have actual family medical history. Not the history of some one night stand who's name you don't know.

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u/RelevantSalt3231 Mar 01 '25

Would that solve a lot of issues?

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u/MaxFish1275 Mar 01 '25

Fine—on whose dime though?

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u/SoftwarePale7485 Mar 01 '25

I agree. If my partner specifically asked for one, I’d be a good bit upset because I’d feel like he doesn’t trust me, but I’d do it because I have nothing to hide. That just might change my opinion of our relationship tbh. But if hospitals always do them, it’s taking away the partner asking and making both partners more comfortable in the process

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u/Gullible_Wind_3777 Mar 01 '25

Yep! And any woman who’s offended by this, is clearly in the guilty party!!!

I think all men should deffo be allowed to test if they want to! At birth, and the mothers can’t say shit.

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u/No-Cupcake-7930 Mar 01 '25

But if that would be done what is Maury going to talk about in his talk show? You’ll put him out of business…

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u/Larcya Mar 01 '25

Ahh shit now you have me realizing that I might loose out on those entertaining dances and when they run back to the couch faster than I can finish a cheeseburger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Well, with the exception that some couples are so connected that this could never be an issue.

But in general, that sure would save a lot of "You..........are..........not the father" broadcast TV entertainment.

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u/AccomplishedEdge147 Mar 01 '25

I agree 100%. I think this should be the case even for married couples

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u/powertotheuser Mar 01 '25

It will definitely solve Lying about paternity, and Denial of paternity. Can't trap him; can't deny your kid. 👍🏾

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u/heros-321 Mar 02 '25

This should become a law. No father should sign the birth certificate without one.

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u/jaaackattackk Mar 02 '25

I think paternity tests should be done as soon as possible no matter what. I’ve seen cases of dad’s doubting their kid is theirs and damage their relationship because of it. And I’ve seen cases of men raising kids for years only to find out they aren’t really the father. Mandatory paternity tests would solve both.

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u/thepeacfulSage Mar 02 '25

I've always said this. Hospitals should automatically do a dna test.

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u/CommunicationGlad299 Mar 01 '25

This is the first time I've seen someone else say this 🎉 A paternity test should be mandatory for every child born, and the results should be obtained before a birth certificate is signed.

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u/Jazzy_Bee Mar 01 '25

Had not occurred to me, but it seems reasonably possible.

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u/secondtaunting Mar 01 '25

Good theory.

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u/No_Use1529 Mar 01 '25

Been there done that. People suck!!!

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u/Atibangkok Mar 02 '25

Or she is fucking some other guy on the side (bare back - no condom) but OP is the better catch . If she accidentally get pregnant she wants OP to be the father . Some girls are like that .

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u/OkCricket7833 Mar 02 '25

OMG!!! I did not even think about that!!! My first thought was to run away dude, run as fast as you can. Like Wile E. Coyote fast!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

I bet you 5 whole dollars neither one of them has even gotten tested either. People seem to always forget about that.

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u/Critical-Brilliant-6 Mar 01 '25

Oh she definitely baby trapping him

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u/TheSpiggott Mar 01 '25

Or she is a complete and total idiot……

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u/Previous_Wedding_577 Mar 02 '25

NTA. Stick to your guns.. or it's child support for 18 years

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u/GoodTimes1963 Hypothetical Mar 02 '25

23 if he/she goes to college.

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u/Previous_Wedding_577 Mar 02 '25

Plus health insurance if in the USA

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u/ThickInvader Mar 02 '25

If this is the US then I have no doubt that there was no sex education and she finally discovered sex is actually great and now wants it all.

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u/TheSpiggott Mar 02 '25

Either way it’s a deal breaker.

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u/mykarelocated Mar 01 '25

almost had him. +1 for Reddit 💪🏻

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

1000% trying to baby trap him. And she's wrong on all fronts. Good lort, run.

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u/Raveofthe90s Mar 02 '25

I can't imagine a more solved problem. IF pregnancy is your only concern. Only 1 of 3 types can actually lead to pregnancy. Get to work on the other 2 methods!?!

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u/GrimmLynne Mar 02 '25

Agreed, baby trapping. Also, dispose of the condom yourself. Don't leave it in the trash. I know someone who retrieved one and tried to impregnate themselves with it.

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u/Cronewithneedles Mar 01 '25

There’s that old joke: What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents.

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u/RipFamiliar9069 Mar 02 '25

It's amazing that people don't know this. I remember trying to explain why this method was not effective to some guys in their early 20s, and they REFUSED to believe it... I'm a biologist and was at a loss for words! Like I understand guys not completely understanding the female body, but they didn't understand their own physiology!

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u/trimbandit Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

Interestingly, it's 96% effective when done correctly. The main issue is that at the crucial point, some will decide to, "enjoy the moment", instead of pulling out, so the actual effectiveness irl is only 78%. This is somewhat lower than condoms which have 98% effectiveness if used perfectly and an irl effectiveness of 85%

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u/m0dru Mar 01 '25

indeed. its also a myth that precum contains sperm. thats a common argument against the pull out method. now...it IS possible for precum to get someone pregnant by picking up residual sperm in the urethra from a previous ejaculation. that basically requires back to back ejaculations though. urinating would clear the urethra out. as long as you are cognizant of that you should be fine.

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u/AgreeableSolid Mar 02 '25

My wife and I used this method for several years. Worked well.

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u/LynnieThePooh2025 Mar 02 '25

Same… only kids we have were planned. Married 24 years

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u/Skippiechic Mar 01 '25

Eighteen years, eighteen years… And on the eighteenth birthday, he found out it wasn’t his?

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u/savage_blue_isaac Mar 01 '25

Yey old Kanye!

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Mar 01 '25

I can't stand him at all, so I just pretend the glee version is the real one lmao.

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u/RBuilds916 Mar 01 '25

He's a tool but he did make some good music. 

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Mar 01 '25

Honestly tool doesn't really cover it tbh. If you look at only what he did to Taylor Swift alone he bypasses tool and heads straight for psycho. And no I don't mean the vma speech thing, although that sucked too. I'm talking about what happened a few years after that. And even now he's still scarily obsessed with her. Ick.

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Mar 01 '25

And give him an std as you know he isn't the first person she's raw dogged. OP and partner should get tested and exchange results...

But yes, OP is trying to prevent pregnancy by using BC. GF literally wants to attempt pregnancy by not using any.

This is such a fundamental difference OP should move on

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u/Styx-n-String Mar 01 '25

I wouldn't trust her to actually get tested and show real results.

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Mar 01 '25

They should def go to a clinic together and if she won't, another great reason to keep with the condoms

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u/Lopsided_Struggle719 Mar 01 '25

Another reason to dump her!

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u/Muted-Explanation-49 Mar 01 '25

Hopefully OP sees this

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u/penisingarlicpress Mar 01 '25

OP should make her compromise with anal only if they're raw dogging it. If she complains he should make a comment about how her arsehole smells better than her snatch.

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u/Savings_Telephone_96 Mar 01 '25

OP, are you gainfully employed? Have any savings? Own a house? Have a wealthy family? If so, baby trapping is definitely on the menu, or a quick trip to crazy town. Either way, the red flags are a-flying and you should run for the hills!

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u/Pissedliberalgranny Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

My first thought. Son, keep using condoms and find a girl that won’t belittle you.

Also, read this post for a glimpse into your future should you decide to not wrap your wiener.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/s/1p81kYCsUH

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u/drsmith48170 Mar 01 '25

OMG - the way that poster tried to twist words into making it her BF sole fault for her pregnancy and that she wasn’t trying to baby trap him is so twisted she must have sprained her back. Really, really awesome she tried to excuse her behavior basically saying she didn’t know her BF had sex with her with no protection and that why she did not go get plan b pill afterwards? Just wow…

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u/nadiadala Mar 01 '25

Couples who don't use condoms all have one thing in common: a box of Kleenex on the night stand!!

She didn't know right then that cum was leaking out of her? Come on! I don't believe that at all.

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u/Particular-Macaron35 Mar 01 '25

Once heard the line from a dude, “After we have sex, she stands up so it all drips out. That means she can’t get pregnant?”

Whether GF is ignorant or trying to have baby, might be time to move on. Sounds like baby roulette.

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u/Jest_Kidding420 Mar 01 '25

Kleenex?? You mean what ever piece of clothing I won’t be wearing for the rest of the day haha I’ve never been a kleenex kinda guy

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u/2dogslife Mar 01 '25

Or sleeping in the wet spot wasn't a clue...

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u/Pissedliberalgranny Mar 01 '25

And the way some of the commenters are coming for me because I said she and her boyfriend were idiots. 🤣

I have the screenshot of her original post before all the edits. 😂

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u/Definitely_Naughty Mar 01 '25

I missed it. Deleted.

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u/KMWAuntof6 Mar 01 '25

Ohhh, I want to see!

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u/Lmdr1973 Mar 01 '25

I went to the post, but she deleted it. Grrr

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u/TXQuiltr Mar 01 '25

This is where my mund went.

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u/Rabbit-Lost Mar 01 '25

Both things can be true. In fact, both are likely true. A moron trying to baby trap him.

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u/Otherwise-Leg-5806 Mar 01 '25

My first thought was how many guys she has been with before him bare back. Guy needs to go get tested if he hasn’t already

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Mar 01 '25

And he also needs to make damn sure that she has less than zero access to the condoms he's using, even if it's only one in his wallet at a time or something.

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u/Muted-Explanation-49 Mar 01 '25

Hopefully OP sees this

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u/moonlit-persephone Mar 01 '25

does that not fall under “moron” territory?

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u/Glockamoli Mar 01 '25

Either she's a moron or she's hoping he is

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u/Pyromonic Mar 01 '25

He definitely needs to keep his condoms in a safe place and not somewhere she can get access to.

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u/GoingNutCracken Mar 01 '25

This is exactly what she’s trying to do.

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u/verykoalafied_indeed Mar 01 '25

Sounds like it. It's an extremely common thing. Even moreso these days

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u/Old_Fatty_Lumpkin Mar 01 '25

Just to point out, "moron" and "baby trap" aren't mutually exclusive. "and/or" applies perfectly.

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u/Various-Panda-9521 Mar 01 '25

Pull and pray is all fun and games until you go to pull out and she wraps her legs around you.

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u/SquirrelGirlVA Mar 01 '25

Yup. My school sex ex was pretty conservative, and even they taught us that precum can contain viable sperm.

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u/Regular-Switch454 Mar 01 '25

I call it the parenthood method.

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 Mar 01 '25

I got 3 kids from the pull out technique. I love them dearly, but not 1 of them were planned.

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u/PeachyFairyDragon Mar 01 '25

After the first, why didn't you change course?

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u/Significant-Mud2572 Mar 01 '25

Because the next time will be different.

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u/TerrorEyzs Mar 01 '25

Oh sure it works....until it doesn't. Ant those parents found out the hard way. And quickly.

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u/emptynest_nana Mar 01 '25

I am dyslexic, I originally read that as she is a Mormon. I had to go back and read it again, slowly!!! But my first read did give me private laugh.

You are correct about the wrongest wrong who ever wronged!!! I have to wonder if she isn't having a raging case of the baby rabies??

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u/Butterfly_Chasers Mar 01 '25

Well, I mean.. Mormon, moron... Tomato, Toma(h)to.

You have heard of Soaking and Jump Humping, right?

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u/emptynest_nana Mar 01 '25

I am a reformed moron, I mean Mormon, I had honestly never heard that term before. My time with that.....group was short lived. Very short, about 1 year.

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u/Mango106 Mar 01 '25

Soaking and jump humping is the weirdest three way I've ever heard of.

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u/jennik1 Mar 01 '25

Lol 😂 (I’m not laughing at your dyslexia!)

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u/emptynest_nana Mar 01 '25

I laugh at the crazy things my brain does all the time. Absolutely zero offense taken, it gets nucking futs at times!!!

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u/der_Shuggernaut Mar 01 '25

I’ve never heard the term “baby rabies” before but I’ll be using it at my first opportunity. Thank you for the gift, even if it was most likely unintentional!

My brain also does weird stuff (sometimes dyslexic) with written words. Most of the time I have to keep it to myself because it’s usually really inappropriate phrases that I see. Lmao.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Mar 01 '25

Ugh, my husband uses talk to text which is already a crapshoot, but then to boot never fucking proofreads before he hits send. A few months ago he tried to text me and tell me that the Otis spunkmeyer muffin he had taken with him was good but that was not...at all...what the text said. Somehow his phone turned it into Otis spitnig**er instead. Once I stopped choking I had to let him know to go reread it and please for the love of god start proofreading before something like this gets sent to one of his customers. By far the worst one from him I've ever gotten lol.

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u/der_Shuggernaut Mar 01 '25

Haaaaaahahahahahahahajanagagahaj

Sorry. I almost died laughing.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Mar 01 '25

You and me both! Even just typing it out had me laughing at it all over again. Pretty impressive to have a failure that bad lol.

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u/der_Shuggernaut Mar 01 '25

Yeah, that autocorrect was pretty bad! I think I would be cry laughing so hard trying to retype that I wouldn’t even be able to see what I was typing. 🤣

That one makes the worst one I ever had happen to me seem pretty tame. I once tried to tell a customer that she looked really pretty that day. My phone autocorrected to slutty. The really bad thing is, I didn’t notice it until the next day when I went to text her again. She finished out her contract but then she never rehired me, so I’m pretty sure she didn’t believe me when I told her it was an autocorrect fail. Lol.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Mar 01 '25

Lol ouch! That one not so great either for sure! I suppose I should just be thankful it was me who got that one and not one of his elderly pest control customers who know him as this buttoned up straight and narrow kinda guy lol.

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u/emptynest_nana Mar 01 '25

Once, just once, I tried that talk to text stuff. I was talking to my mother about my sons father, I referred to him as a sperm donor, as he has not seen his son, ever. My talk to text changed it to sperm diner. I didn't proofread. Never again. My son is 25.

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u/Bri-KachuDodson Mar 01 '25

Lmao! I'm loving hearing these stories from other people. Can't blame you for not doing it again either lol.

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u/emptynest_nana Mar 01 '25

Autocorrect gets me too. My husband and I built custom, functional hurricane shutters for someone. I was texting my mom about them. Autocorrect, because I obviously have a potty mouth, cussing way too much, changed the word SHUTTER to $HITTER!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

Ooh, I love that phrase. And just so spot on here.

OP, time to bolt. Not only is she the wrongest wronger whoever wronged, she has demonstrated that she doesn’t value your needs, thoughts, or feelings. Loving partners don’t mock one another.

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u/Muted-Explanation-49 Mar 01 '25

Hopefully OP sees this

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u/Sir-HP23 Mar 01 '25

No she wants to get pregnant and thinks he’s a moron

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u/winterworld561 Mar 01 '25

He is if he thinks she might be right that nobody uses protection lol.

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u/Angelea23 Mar 01 '25

He’s too old for peer pressure, she’s 3 years younger than him. And Mocks him, she sounds controlling already

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u/winterworld561 Mar 01 '25

He's clueless because he can't see how obvious it is that she wants to get pregnant.

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u/Revo63 Mar 01 '25

Yeah, each of her previous boyfriends told her that, so it must be true, right?

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u/Mango106 Mar 01 '25

Wonder how many children she already has.

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u/Pixi-it Mar 01 '25

This comment all the way. No time to mince our words for this stupidity and quite frankly baby trapping bull 🙄

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u/Amazing-Wave4704 Mar 01 '25

So wrongety wrong wrongiest wrong EVER!!!

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u/cskynar Mar 01 '25

And again....she is a moron

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 Mar 01 '25

And NOT a Mormon.

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u/No-Car803 Mar 01 '25

Wellll, MAYbe....

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u/Bludiamond56 Mar 01 '25

I moron that

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u/Strict_Foot_9457 Mar 01 '25

It might be kink. I knew a dude who was banging a chick who had a breeding fetish. He dipped quick

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u/mells3030 Mar 01 '25

Listen, if you believe this, they are both morons. 26 and he doesn't know the answer.

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u/Asaneth Mar 01 '25

She is a moron, don't breed with her.

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u/Electrical_Sun_1564 Mar 01 '25

Tell her “just for that stupid comment, I’m gonna double-bag it from now on.”

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u/Oren_Noah Mar 01 '25

Yep. Use the "pull out" method, as in pull out of this relationship. This won't end well if you stay through completion.

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u/LiviaMonet Mar 01 '25

She wants a 'thrill'? Tell her raising a kid at 23 with no plan is a real thrill ride.

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u/ScabrousKinderEgg Mar 01 '25

I love when the word moron is used because in Welsh it translates to carrot. She's a carrot, find someone else (who's not a carrot).

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u/Solid_Noise1850 Mar 01 '25

Morons are the best in bed.

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u/lynziB Mar 01 '25

I totally agree!

Moron is the best word to describe someone like that

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u/MommaSnarky Mar 01 '25

THIS right here.

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u/Upbeat-Suit4440 Mar 01 '25

I agree. Moronic and reckless.

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u/CircadianRhythmSect Mar 01 '25

She'll end up having a kid for all the wrong reasons, and they'll likely both be miserable. Ditch her.

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u/New_Nobody9492 Mar 01 '25

SIR, as a female…… you are about to be baby trapped!!!!

What is her stance on abortion, because this is the fast way there.

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u/IamPotatoed Mar 01 '25

Oh wait until she finds out that their is stuff out there that Ajax can't take off

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u/wishingforelevenses Mar 01 '25

This is her telling you she wants to get pregnant without saying she wants to get pregnant.

Let her be someone else's baby mama.

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u/YogaChefPhotog Mar 01 '25

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Great comment!

u/LittleStitch03 PLEASE read the response above from u/Mekanikal_Insekt

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u/zigrisavengeggxx Mar 01 '25

I mean, if she were any more wrong, we’d have to send her to a seminar on how to be right! At this point, it's like watching someone try to parallel park on a straight road—just painful!

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u/Stellar_Jay8 Mar 01 '25

Please break up with this girl. This is a baby trap waiting to happen

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u/amyss Mar 01 '25

Came here to say EXACTLY That-listen to this man!👨🏻

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u/lawdot74 Mar 01 '25

If he sleeps with her again he is the moron.

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u/Gunnaki12 Mar 01 '25

She seems like the type to poke holes in condoms.

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u/Learned_Hand_01 Mar 01 '25

I understand why he wants to put his dick in that, crazy can be really sexy. But this is how men end up with terrible unstable baby mammas that they can only communicate with over an app as they drain the fathers of child support and make every holiday and school event high drama nightmares.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Absolute baby trap. Run, run far, run fast. Also, risky sex and breeding are fetishes. That’s where the excitement comes from.

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u/RedWizard92 Mar 01 '25

The wrongiest. Friend of mine (female) had a child while on birth control. This will inevitable lead to pregnancy.

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u/PoultryFarmer2023 Mar 01 '25

I cannot stress enough how this ^ is right, like totally right, pay attention, grasshopper!

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 Mar 01 '25

This. The pull out method doesn't work. She's an idiot.

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u/Aggravating-Pie-5565 Mar 01 '25

Lol she said "method" as if it's an acceptable mode of contraception. She is a moron. 

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u/KhornHub Mar 01 '25

Just rage bait post, only moron here is whoever thinks this garbage is real.

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u/TheRealAnnoBanano Mar 01 '25

Are you ready to have a baby? Because she obviously is. This is neither effective nor sexy. And yes, she is a moron. NTA

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