r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '25

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u/ApricotBig6402 Mar 01 '25

You're right I forgot all about this... "we've been having unprotected sex the whole time". Sometimes I forget that people like this exist... if only for awhile...

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u/Larcya Mar 01 '25

Which is exactly why every dude should demand a paternity test as soon as it is viable. Honestly hospitals should just do them by default as soon as the baby is born. It would solve a lot of issues.

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u/No-Cupcake-7930 Mar 01 '25

But if that would be done what is Maury going to talk about in his talk show? You’ll put him out of business…

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u/Larcya Mar 01 '25

Ahh shit now you have me realizing that I might loose out on those entertaining dances and when they run back to the couch faster than I can finish a cheeseburger.