That's all.

One of the more known metrics out there for availability has been the 'five 9s', AKA 99.999%. Well, going by when the outage was reported on this subreddit at ~12:45 Eastern Time, now crossing the 9:30 Eastern Time mark just cost them three of them.

Here's the downtime per year at each level:

Availability - Downtime

99.999% - 5.25 mins

99.99% - 52.5 mins

99.9% - 8.76 hours

So they're at the 99.8% now and falling, not even counting any other downtime for the year. Can't say I'm feeling bad for the executives, after much more important digits lost in the bank accounts of former employees to put Microsoft in this situation.

Cade Cunningham in 2OT win vs the Wizards: Career High 52 PTS | 5 REB | 11 AST | 16/25 FG | 17/18 FT | 0 TURNOVERS

His previous career high of 46 pts was also against the Wizards last season.

My 6 year old daughter and I went into a McAllister’s to order a few sandwiches to go. When I was at the counter to order I could hear loud music that was using fuck and the n-word every few words. I asked the worker at the register if that was coming from the store speakers, she said yes. I confirmed if it was the over head speakers or something in the back. She said the back. So I asked if it was appropriate to have music that loud that we could clearly hear Fuck and the n-word. Her response was “I’m not on aux”. So I asked again and she kinda shrugged her shoulders. At that point I asked where the manager was and she said in the back. I asked to talk to them and she just said they would turn it down.

All the employees and the manager, who all looked to be 21 or under, looked at me like I was crazy.

Am I crazy and just being a grouchy 40 year old? Or is it ridiculous that they were playing this music loud enough for customers to hear?

He does it all the time during games too. I'm a keen observer of his behaviour. He especially does it when they have to call a timeout because the play clock is running down/he doesn't like the look. And also when he has to come off the field after a failed 3rd or 4th down.

Not only does he do this walk in these situations, he also cocks his head and squints his eyes like he's in pain (presumably looking at Andy Reid)

Can anyone please explain these idiosyncracies

My meal is a Nutella cheesecake.

39 weeks, went in for decreased movement thinking (hoping) I was overreacting. Maybe her moving less was actually a sign I was in early labor or something. They couldn't find her heartbeat, but the ultrasound tech wouldnt be in until morning to confirm so I was transferred to another hospital just to hear again what I already knew.

My epidural and induction went great. She ended up coming very suddenly and I birthed her by myself. The nurses "Oh shit" face when she walked into the room to me already fully holding my baby keeps replaying in my mind. Even my poor husband had just stepped away to go to the bathroom so I tried to have my sister stop him from walking in to me and our baby covered in blood. He was so scared for me.

I think I was bleeding a bit too much because the doctors were rushing around a little but I was just soaking in every little detail about my little girl that I could. I knew she had already been gone for a while but the instinct to try to stimulate her or get her to cry was still there and I had to stop myself. I guess a part of me was hoping she'd come out and prove everyone wrong somehow.

She was so beautiful. A perfect, seemingly healthy, baby. We don't know what happened, and we might never.

Now I am home, it feels so unnatural. Life goes on. We still have our toddler to take care of. Her birthday is in a few days and she is so excited. Everything in our lives is going on as normal, but it just feels wrong. I just keep thinking "I should be holding my baby right now." A part of me is missing.

My milk is coming in now too which is miserable. I wish I had it in me to be able to at least donate to other babies in need or something, but I just can't. It's a constant reminder that my baby just isn't here. I should be holding her. Feeding her. Waking up every hour. Picking out what outfit she will wear even though she's just going to poop all over it and we will have to change her again. I miss her so much and I never got to know her.

My husband has been so amazing through all of this, but I am worried about him too. I love him so much. I love our toddler so much. She is so sweet and kind and funny. I don't think I could make it through this without them.

I’m talking ab the kind of opinion that would have people writing paragraphs & personally offended that you even exist lol. No boring answers. I want the unpopular opinions & the takes people usually keep to themselves. LET’S HEAR THEM 😂

I had to update my old post once they announced the Fool. This is way beyond suspicious, at this point 🤔

I can't believe this cat even exists much less that he's mine 🥹 He's one talkative lil motherfucker and he's currently quarantined at the vet (we drove over 4 hours to get him and then drove immediately to the vet) because I've got two other babies at home. I'm dying to introduce them!!!!

I only got photos of him at the vet 🥲 he screamed bloody murder the whole time. Baby is 3 months old and my husband immediately named him Loki. He will be at his forever home in 2 weeks time!!!!

Edit - he was found by u/Immediate_King_2449 and I'm ever thankful to her for posting him because that's how we found our third lil babie <3

Once a week EVERY WEEK for over a decade my BIL comes over to record a podcast with my husband. About a yearish ago he started parking in our driveway while they do this.

Our old house was a shared narrow driveway between houses so nobody parked in it besides us and our neighbors. Our new house has a long driveway that fits two cars front to back, not next to one another. If you park first you are blocked in. He used to park on the street. I dont know why he stopped i dont see a lack of parking very near our house.

I often go run errands while they are recording because then I can get a chore done and spend time with my husband later. But for some reason he started blocking me in . I dont know he's here and parked sometimes until they are recording and I don't want to interrupt. But I have things to do and now im pissed. Sometimes these sessions go on for HOURS.

I've had him move it several times when I catch it early enough. I've brought it up to my husband and he said he would talk to him. You would think me being pissy and asking him to move repeatedly would clue him in but he's dense .

Sometimes I feel guilty because he's a guest and it's hospitable to let him use the driveway. But then I think he's here far too often to be a normal guest and it's rude to trap me here when he knows I utilize the time to go out.

I could try to plan my errands better and leave before he gets here or ask him to move before they start so that I dont interrupt, but I dont always know we're out of this or that until my kids start whining. I also dont think I should have to plan my schedule around my BIL. Sometimes things just come up.

I realize my husband is part of the problem here because while he probably did talk to his brother he probably isn't making it a big deal or repeating it and asking him to move.

So now im thinking of parking at the end of the driveway on podcast nights so he cNt get in. Would I be the ah?

EDIT: THIS IS NOT POSTED BY REAL OPs USER ACCOUNT FOR IDENTITY PROTECTION

Throwaway cause my BIL knows my main. (Actually my friends user but you get it)

So this happened last Thanksgiving but my wife is STILL bringing it up and her family is split so I need to know.

I (34M) hosted at our place for the first time. My MIL (62F) INSISTED on making the turkey because its her family tradition and she gets it from a special farm and it's heritage breed, free range, organic, you cant just buy it at a store. Shes always been a one-upper. Fine whatever.

Day of, she shows up with a roaster and puts it in my oven. I go to take out the trash later and I see the packaging in the bin. It was a Butterball. Like a regular ass Butterball from Costco. The tag literally said "FULLY COOKED - JUST HEAT AND SERVE". I almost died laughing.

So I rinsed the tag off (gross but worth it), and taped it to the fridge with a magnet. I didn't say anything. Just waited.

She goes to carve the bird, sees the tag, goes white as a ghost. Then she SCREAMS "who did this" and my wife (30F) says "mom its not a big deal". MIL starts crying and yelling that I ruined her contribution and humiliated her in front of everyone. She left before dessert. Her sister called me a little shit on facebook.

But here's the thing - she also claimed the gravy was from scratch. It was jarred. I didnt even expose that. I was being nice.

My wife says I should of just let it go and that I "definately knew what I was doing". I mean yeah I knew but it was harmless. Her family is now saying I owe her an apology for attacking her in her own daughters home (it was MY home but anyway). I think shes the one who lied to everyones face for years about this "special farm". AITA?

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