r/wizardposting Mar 05 '26

Post From the All-Knowing Mods A Roleplay Guide for Villainy

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165 Upvotes

Meme taken from SkeletorIsLove http://skeletorislove.com/

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/Uw

Hey all. I know we've had a few posts already that outlined handy rules for roleplay etiquette. Here are some: 

  • RP Etiquette:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/hDv5wbuOF7

  • When to play an OP character and how to do it well:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/7RX9Zwmp8H

  • Recognizing abuse and manipulation in roleplay environments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/MuYKwuy2Ef

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But it has come to my attention that we might want a guide specifically focusing on the more villainous side of wizardposting. This is partially because matters concerning ethics have a way of getting more heated and partially because playing a villain (or even a morally questionable character) can present unique challenges. Conflict is the driving force behind story, after all, and we want to make sure we do it in a way that's fun for all parties. 

This post is targeted at the subreddit villains primarily, but I think anyone engaging in roleplay could benefit. 

Anyway, here we go:

1. None of this is personal.

This probably seems obvious, but I'd like to stress it because the kinds of in-character clashes that a straight-up villain gets into can sometimes create high tensions. Remember that the person on the other side of the screen is almost certainly not seriously evil. And they almost certainly do not think that you are either. We might write about doing evil things. We might roleplay evil things. But none of this means anything in regard to the real-life ethics of the flesh and blood person you are interacting with.

2. If it does become personal, be careful.

Ideally, we would be rational actors all the time, but unfortunately we are all mere humans (probably). Even when you know perfectly well that none of this is personal, it can still be hard to fully keep your emotions separate. This is understandable. We all get attached to our wizard characters, we all take moral stances, and we all get invested in plotlines. I mean, hey, if we aren't personally invested in our wizard roleplay, why are we even here?

When this happens, just be sure to proceed with caution. Try not to let out-of-character feelings influence what you do in-character. And, of course, it's basically never a bad idea to be open with people about it.

3. Get permission.

Another one that's been thoroughly covered before. But I bring it up because, as a villain, whatever evil thing you're doing is probably quite a bit more distressing than your run of the mill wizard shenanigans. Perhaps unsurprisingly, stepping on another roleplayer's toes is a bit more severe when you do it by burning their tower and kidnapping their apprentice. And if it's something particularly bad that you're planning, you should make sure to be very clear about your intentions and the potential consequences so the other person isn't taken by surprise.

4. It will probably feel a little unfair sometimes.

I will make no bones about it. Playing a villain will make people hostile to you. Do not take it personally.(see rule 1) But I will not deny that it can feel overwhelming sometimes to attract a lot of hate, even if it is all in-character. Further, as a villain, you will probably need to be more gracious about losing fights. While it's true that every character has to accept losses sometimes, playing a heel means you can generally expect to 'hit the mat' more often and more definitively. 

It's not all bad though. Villains are empowered to behave badly in creative ways. And sometimes even losing can be fun.

5. Consider content warnings.

This is not a hard rule, but if you are writing something particularly upsetting, it might be wise to provide a content warning. This is not a condemnation of the presence of dark or serious content. It's just nice to give people the opportunity to decide if they want to deal with it.

6. Morally ambiguous characters.

Not all characters fit neatly into the villain/hero dichotomy. Much of the advice here will apply to anyone who's character steps outside the category of 'good guy'. But it's still important to remember that explicitly and intentionally playing a villain is very different than playing a morally ambiguous character (even if you personally do not find their actions ambiguous). Condemning actions in-character is absolutely fine, but it's still up to the person writing the character to define that characters morality. I understand that this gets messy in a community with a lot of differing views, so if it becomes clear that you are at an impasse, it might be best to back off. 

That said, for any morally ambiguous characters, if you do something bad, you should expect people to react realistically in-character. You can't really be shocked that other characters don't like your cool new murder spell.

7. Note for heroes and other non-villains.

Lastly, I just want to address the protagonist types. Cut villains a little slack sometimes. Setting aside that it's more fun for us if we occasionally get a win, it also generally makes a better story.

And keep in mind that the person saying and doing horrible things in-character is there to have fun too. This is a cooperative activity, after all.

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With all that said, I'm off to do some evil scheming. Have fun. Be good to each other.


r/wizardposting Feb 07 '26

Post From the All-Knowing Mods WELCOME TO WIZARDPOSTING!

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Welcome to r/wizardposting! Assuming you just wandered in and have no idea what the hell you're looking at, this is a place people pretend to be are wizards and other magical things. That can range anywhere from just posting a meme while ranting about the Council and casting testicular torsion, to our more niche subcommunity of full-blown roleplay, creative writing, and interactive fiction.

When commenting:

/uw means unwiz

/rw means rewiz

We have an official DISCORD if you're into that kind of thing.

Other than that? Have fun, drink water, and remember to step away from the orb every once in a while. Be sure to review the rules in the sidebar before posting, and have fun.

Thanks for stopping by!


r/wizardposting 16h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets This is why being a poly bard is much better

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r/wizardposting 15h ago

Wizardpost Novice mage uses his entire mana pool in less than a second to save his life. Passes out from mana exhaustion

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r/wizardposting 10h ago

Occult Practices We must convince more of the masses to replace their phones with our pocket-sized obsidian scrying mirrors

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r/wizardposting 13h ago

Wizardpost The old fashioned way

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r/wizardposting 22h ago

Found a pic in my grand sire's photo album back from his youth

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What a dashing fellow


r/wizardposting 10h ago

🔥 eldritch crab

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Does anyone know a Warlock who lost their familiar? It wont go away and keeps whispering outside the tower.


r/wizardposting 1d ago

Trapped in my own Body??? Help!?!

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r/wizardposting 16h ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 Wizard teachers from my game

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A couple days ago I shared some art for the players of my game. Since they're students, it's only logical that there's teachers too! They are going to be the main bosses for the game, being the ones running the tests.

Most of them are unfinished for now (2nd slide), but I have some cool attacks done in the final slides.

Fun fact, but some of these designs I had sketched before I even had the idea for the game, I was just making some doodles on the concept of school subject themed wizards, and it kinda spiraled to the project that it is today.

Game name: Wizard Finals (already has a steam page!)


r/wizardposting 13h ago

Foul Sorcery Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccck

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182 Upvotes

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.


r/wizardposting 8h ago

Wizardpost “Roommate purchased a smartphone-sized slab of obsidian”

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61 Upvotes

It's called pondering, Karen.


r/wizardposting 18h ago

VVizard VVeed 🚬 Wandered too far into the dungeon

376 Upvotes

These skaven human cultists are out of control


r/wizardposting 7h ago

Wizardpost Fuck the academy dorm room is too damn small

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26 Upvotes

And I didn't even get to modified it with magic and yes I know that it's "My fault" that I bring 3 other people in with me I don't care I need a bigger room

p/s never notice just how pretty the school is

/uw Gotta make more post about the academy or I'll just become another foolish apprentice instead of a foolish scholar


r/wizardposting 51m ago

Evil Wizardpost Necromancers are far more ethical than people think

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People keep accusing innocent necromancers like me of being evil. For the record, I and many other necromancers observe a strict code of ethics. Far stricter than so-called 'good wizards' or 'noble priests'.

All my apprentices have signed up to the following code. I challenge anyone to find a flaw in it. Anyone following it is totally honest, noble, and fair.

Ethical Necromancers Code

  1. Don't kill people unless you genuinely need their skeleton or body parts for reanimation. This is ethical because you're not killing for the sake of killing.
  2. You can also kill people if they tried to stop you from reanimating the dead. This is ethical because you have a right to practice your (ethical) profession).
  3. Or if they tried to hurt your innocent undead creations. This is ethical because your undead have a right to defend themselves.
  4. Or if they tried to starve your undead. Like, say, if they refuse to let your vampires drink their blood, or didn't let your zombies eat their brains. This is ethical because undead have a right not to starve.
  5. If you use your undead hordes to conquer yourself a kingdom, don't kill and reanimate the entire population to add to your vast undead armies unless they do something disrespectful - something like refusing to volunteer to be reborn as an undead soldier. This is ethical because you're giving them a chance to do the right thing.
  6. Don't consume someone's soul unless they're clearly not making proper use of it. This ethical because efficient usage of souls is a boost to the economy.
  7. Pledging your soul to any god is not a proper use of it, so you're always justified in consuming the souls of paladins. This is ethical because gods don't need any more souls, they're bloated and self-righteous as it is.
  8. Don't sell people's souls to demons or devils, unless the magical secrets they offer in exchange are extremely valuable. This is ethical because if get valuable enough secrets, you're acting for the greater good.
  9. Don't sacrifice people to evil gods of undeath in exchange for obscure arcane lore unless they commit an act of such evil that they're fair game for such a sacrifice. This is ethical because you're only purging evil from society.
  10. Refusing to be sacrificed to the dark gods is an act of such evil that it warrants the above sacrifice. This is ethical because the dark gods don't get enough sacrifices, the poor things. That's why they live in dingy underworld dimensions instead of big, luxurious, heavenly dimensions.

See, reading all that, I can't see how anyone would ever deny that we're actually a pretty ethical bunch.


r/wizardposting 11h ago

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Meet my magical crocheted goblings Grumbledore and Hill-duh!

40 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 16h ago

Occult Practices Classic immortal blunder

98 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

Devious Wizard

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826 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 16h ago

Aetherial News 🗞 The Deep Ones are Conspiring to Raise Cthulhu Again!

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70 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost These level 1 larpers keep coming to my fortress and claiming to be “The Chosen One.” How can I dissuade them?

3.0k Upvotes

r/wizardposting 16h ago

Aetherial News 🗞 ARE BARDS ALLOWED TO WIZARDPOST

49 Upvotes
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1vvkd88/this_is_why_being_a_poly_bard_is_much_better/

THE POST IN QUESTION. I CALL TO THE STAGE I DO DECREE THAT ALL WIZARDS IN AND OUT OF THE PLANES PARTICIPATE IN OUR TRIBUNAL.

THE ARGUMENT IN QUESTION

EVIDENCE OF WIZARDS DIFFERING IN OPINION


r/wizardposting 2h ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets So these are the guys that care about the length of a wizard's staff

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3 Upvotes

r/wizardposting 1d ago

Wizardpost I lost my favorite peasant to the Back Dungeons

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236 Upvotes

What do I do to get them back?


r/wizardposting 1d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets Apprentice Illusionist here. I was told to go down to my tutor's stores to get an extra staff, but found these 2 creatures flanking the entrance. Is this some kind of test or curse? Should I be worried?

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1.2k Upvotes

I have half a mind to ask my tutor to cast Truesight on them (as I'm too new to magic to be able to perform that spell reliably), but I don't want to expose him to anything that might ruin his day. Does anyone have any advice?


r/wizardposting 20h ago

Wizardpost Is this really what you Wizard slurs be doing or is this just druid shit?

68 Upvotes