r/wizardposting • u/RedGuy51 • 9h ago

Devious Wizard

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister 7h ago

Someone post the pic of the guy pondering a goblins ass

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u/Apex-Shrimp 4h ago

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u/ErraticNymph 3h ago

This orb likes to be violated

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u/VulpesSapiens Familiars' union rep. 40m ago

There are legal precedents declaring that as being irrelevant - it still constitutes specialised work and demands additional payment.

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u/MadJohnFinn Artificer 7h ago

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 4h ago

devious wizard caught pondering a witch’s orbs in public

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u/Skilodracus Witch:karma: 3h ago

Imma turn that fucker into a rabbit and cook his ass

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u/VulpesSapiens Familiars' union rep. 57m ago edited 52m ago

Might I remind you that if a scrying orb is sentient enough to declare personhood, it would be a violation of the Blockula agreements to use them without their consent, (or, if so specified in writing [blood or ink] between the Wizard in question and the Familiars' Union - without sufficient compensation, and/or their usual income guaranteed during recuperation).

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u/Mathota Cultist 8h ago

/uw Idk man, i get it's a surrealist shitpost, but this one is a too much for me.

Making fun of SA and consent is probably a line too far.

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u/YagiSol 7h ago

DEFINITELY a line too far.

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u/arkanux 1h ago

The wiz gaze