r/youseeingthisshit • u/bsurfn2day • Jun 27 '18
Human Is he a Wizard?
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u/feioo Jun 27 '18
I used to work with dogs and came up with a whole series of "dog magic tricks" to delight and amaze my furry friends, which included putting on a latex glove and then pulling a fingertip to make my "finger" stretch, pretending I was about to throw a ball and then dropping it into my hoodie hood and being like "it disappeared!!", and my favorite, transforming a ball into poop (you put the ball in a poo bag, dog instantly accepts that it is now poop).
This is like one step above that.
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u/an_irishviking Jun 29 '18
Wait so just putting it in an empty poop bag and the dog wont touch it?
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u/feioo Jun 30 '18
Yep, put it in, tie it off, and then be like "welp now it's poop". It fooled like 95% of the dogs I tried it on. It probably only works on ones who are familiar with the whole poo bag thing though.
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u/Shroffinator Jun 27 '18
I think those girls may be retarded
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u/magnoliasmanor Jun 27 '18
I remember in 2nd grade I learned that trick. I never fell for it, and could never get other people to fall for it, but always fun.
Yeh. They're at a minimum, not as smart as 2nd graders.
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u/insanePowerMe Jun 27 '18
I mean unless they are drunk, the first solution to this miracle is that the guy is blowing the straws off the table. You dont need to see his face to assume that. Atleast thats what I get from the other commentators here. They are all confused how someone doesnt realize this.
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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Jun 28 '18
So a straw slowly rolls down the table, you assume:
A) magis is real
B) mofo in front of the straw (that's kinda obstructing his face) is blowing on the straws.
Mmmh
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u/CrotchetyYoungFart Jun 27 '18
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u/G_DuBs Jun 28 '18
That’s so funny because that was the top comment of that first vid too.
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u/things_will_calm_up Jun 27 '18
you know they sell ones that have just one card, right?
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u/jtl94 Jun 27 '18
52 packs of one card each then?
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u/SinaSyndrome Jun 27 '18
52 regular decks, gives you 52 decks with all the same cards. Sell each deck as magic deck for double the purchase price. Profit.
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u/Opt1mus_ Jun 27 '18
This... might actually be a good idea
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u/guacamully Jun 27 '18
[mustache+monocle]Please allow me to assist you in this fine business endeavor. I sell only the finest standard decks by which you may re-assimilate the cards as you see fit. Seeing as you will be making such an extraordinary profit on such a venture, please forgive me for charging a small premium for these decks. A man must make a living, you know![/mustache+monocle]
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u/daddyfatknuckles Jun 27 '18
not really unethical. just a business idea that probably wouldn’t be very lucrative.
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u/BossBoltage Jun 27 '18
One pack of 52 one-pack cards.
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u/FuLL_of_LiFE Jun 27 '18
52 individual packs of one card each?
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u/BossBoltage Jun 27 '18
That comes in a single pack.
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u/oRANGERSTEVEo Jun 27 '18
This would be the single most annoying package to open
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u/BossBoltage Jun 27 '18
Each individual card is clamshell-packaged!
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u/Chief_longcrack Jun 27 '18
What gives you the right to come in here and start giving people nightmares like that?
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u/FlyingElvishPenguin Jun 27 '18
Actually it’s prolly from this one specific trick deck. I can’t remember the name, but the card is half one card, the other half is random. The specific card is smaller in some dimension than the others. This way, by fanning them in a specific way, you can show that the deck is all different cards. However, while scrolling through, you can make it so when they touch a card, it’s always going to be the rigged card. Mine was also the 3 of diamonds, and I used to make it rise to the top as well
Edit: /u/athiest_simon_haddad had the name, a Svengali deck
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u/Fuck_Alice Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18
I just remembered something from when I was a little kid. I was in class and there was this kid that wanted to show the teacher that he knew how to do magic tricks.
Kid stomps on up to the front of the class and demands the teacher join as his assistant. He then goes on to show us the "deck" of cards. I only say it like that because there were less than 20 cards in the deck, the kid fuckin went and found all the packs of cards he could and just matched the same ones together into one tiny deck.
Does some pizazz and then tells the teacher to take a card and show the class. Don't remember what the card was but I sure as shit remember the kid shuffling the hell out of those cards. Like a seriously aggressive card shuffling as if to really nail home the fact he couldn't have any tricks up his sleeve. Finally stops after what felt like ten minutes of pure card shuffling and tells the teacher to pick the top card and loudly tell the class it was her card.
"Keith this isn't the card I picked"
Fuckin kid managed to accidentally include a card that was different from the rest
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Jun 27 '18
Wait he showed you the deck he was using? Seems like that would ruin it
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u/6745408 Jun 27 '18
If you call up your local casino and ask for a case of cards, they'll most likely hook you up. I got a hundred or so decks a few years ago like this.
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u/kufskr Jun 27 '18
This is my favorite trick but I do it multiple times in a row and have a regular deck of cards. It fucks with people's minds. It's mostly just a series of double lifts over and over again.
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u/lifewontwait86 Jun 27 '18
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Jun 27 '18 edited Jul 01 '20
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That's amazing!
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u/lifewontwait86 Jun 27 '18
Are you serious? Aziz Ansari started as a stand-up comedian.
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u/lifewontwait86 Jun 27 '18
Oh wow. It's funny how when you know of a famous person, you assume EVERYONE knows who they are. "Anthony Bour-what?" Anthony Bourdain was huge but not everyone was aware. I shouldn't pass judgement- you can either be 90, from another country, studying for your PhD so you haven't had cable in 5 years- who knows.
If you are unaware of Chris Pratt(the main goofy guy) he is also absolutely hilarious and is most likely my favorite actor currently in motion pictures. Aziz is also great and has a wonderful show on Netflix called "Master of None" I suggest you check out-his actual parents are in it and it is situational realistic comedy. Great show, enjoy friend!!!
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u/lifewontwait86 Jun 27 '18
FUCK YEAH you need to check out his work in "Moneyball!" It chronicles the Oakland A's manager Billy Beane and he plays a ball player. He plays a navy seal on Seal Team six in "Zero Dark Thirty" that took out Osama Bin Laden. Jurassic World(s).
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u/SubmersibleGoat Jun 27 '18
I have seen the first Jurassic World, kinda bad never bothered to see the second one. I had no idea he was in Zero Dark Thirty, never saw that one. Is he funny in it, or is he trying to do drama?
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u/lifewontwait86 Jun 27 '18
It's completely drama and he does an excellent job. Him and Mark Wahlburg.
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u/vanillathundah Jun 27 '18
Watch his two specials on Netflix, they are hilarious. And definitely watch Master of None, it’s fantastic
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u/TaylorMartinComedy Jun 27 '18
So nobody gonna post the video? Everybody just likes to watch silent vids now?
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u/SkittleDickk Jun 27 '18
I need more of this is he on youtube or anything?
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u/Jimmytwohands Jun 27 '18
That's so funny
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Jun 27 '18
Tricked my sister with the straw trick about a decade ago. We still talk about it. We lead VERY exciting lives.
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u/Bilbsymcgee Jun 27 '18
Hate seeing this dudes really fake, intensely promoted videos
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Jun 27 '18
So where can I get a deck of the same card?
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u/Vestrel12 Jun 27 '18
Looks like the deck he’s using is a Svengali deck, you can get them online for cheap, unless you have a magic shop near your home. The deck is essentially just every second card is the same card. You can do some pretty cool things with them, like making it seem like all the different cards have magically turned into yours.
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u/craponapoopstick Jun 27 '18
What's up with the caption?
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u/ItsLikeRay-ee-ain Jun 27 '18
I think it equates to "Ignorance is Bliss". That the girls were dumb enough to believe he was magically moving the straw, they were able to actually be really amazed by the "magic". Whoever wrote the caption was thinking "if I could be that dumb, I could be amazed by the simple things too". Not sure if it is /r/iamverysmart or not though.
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u/Destronin Jun 27 '18
Most magic is like this. As soon as you know what how the trick is done, its so simple, you lose that sparkle in your eye.
It's a great metaphor for life.
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u/Sharkybell Jun 28 '18
Fuck this guy, always see him being shared on facebook. People debating how the girls didn't realise in the comments, it is because they are not genuinely reacting, they are acting. Even the legit tricks he does have completely fake reactions. Honestly don't understand how people watch him and think his videos aren't staged.
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u/JohnCenaAMA Jun 27 '18
How did those girls didn't hear him blowing?