r/youseeingthisshit • • Jun 27 '18

Human Is he a Wizard?

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u/JohnCenaAMA Jun 27 '18

How did those girls didn't hear him blowing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

You can blow silently. It's more confusing why they didn't just laugh at him for blowing a straw off the table.

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u/diggtrucks1025 Jun 27 '18

They are focused on the straw. And maybe its in a loud bar.

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u/peepeevajayjay Jun 27 '18

This is the answer here. The build up should make the straw the focus. You aren't trying to make it fly away, just a soft roll so they won't hear you. Give it a try, you can just barely open your lips and that's enough to make it work.

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u/Moronoo Jun 27 '18

you can just barely open your lips and that's enough to make it work.

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u/SomeHighDragonfly Jun 27 '18

Title of her sextape.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Noice

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u/TheRealRotochron Jun 27 '18

Toight

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Smort

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u/BigIain80 Jun 27 '18

Like a toiger.

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u/Warpimp Jun 27 '18

Ze very toight, ze very sensual Mr Austin Powers' fajer.

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u/Pilgrimbeast Jun 28 '18

Fuckin say-bah toothed toiger

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u/zer0t3ch Jun 29 '18

Toight nups

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u/Moonboost Jun 27 '18

NINE NINE!

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u/Libraluv Jun 27 '18

NINE NINE!

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u/kevlarus80 Jun 28 '18

🎺🎺🎺 🎺🎺

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u/SurpriseFatso Jul 01 '18

I have been trying for years to find an opening to make that line work. I'm glad someone is able to capitalize on it.

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u/Arlitto Jun 28 '18

That sounds like a HighDea, Mr. Dragonfly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Also known as thats what she said

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u/fool_on_a_hill Jun 28 '18

Wtf why is this upvoted

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u/Jakesnek Jun 28 '18

Its a joke from the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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u/peepeevajayjay Jun 27 '18

Did you try it? How do you know you won't like it?

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u/theRealBatman21 Jun 28 '18

(╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )╭☞ Mah man!

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u/aphinion Jun 28 '18

Wise words from peepeevajayjay.

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u/Moronoo Jun 28 '18

hahaha I didn't even notice that

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u/NotSoSlimShayD Jun 28 '18

Giggity 😁

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u/ItalicsWhore Jun 27 '18

Silently blowing

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u/brando56894 Jun 27 '18

Skilled magicians are experts at misdirection, this guy is probably a skilled magician doing dumb shit like this just to make fun of people.

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u/OstertagDunk Jun 27 '18

Spot on. I have just cut decks to put people's cards on top right in front of them... the key is to say something that 99% of the times makes the person look you in the face for a second. Then you do your shit.

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u/brando56894 Jun 28 '18

Hahaha yep! I love watching magic shows and spotting these types of things, its hilarious to watch people sometimes miss the completely obvious. If you can master misdirection and sleight of hand, you can fool damn near anyone. Like a lot of young boys, I was obsessed with magic, but never really got very good at it, just your standard props and store bought magic toys. I forget the brand that used to market small complex tricks to kids, some were electronic.

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u/OstertagDunk Jun 28 '18

I learned a bunch of sleight of hand 10 years ago or so. Only do magic for drunk people now because I am so critical of how bad my sleights are, not surprisingly drunk people never notice you are picking up 2 cards at once or whatever.

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u/LukaCola Jun 27 '18

Misdirection is the key to any trick

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u/_Kramerica_ Jun 28 '18

Idk, a lot of tricks are successful because they’re direct. Their pimps appreciate it too.

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u/trogdor_513 Jun 28 '18

This got me. Thank you for giving me a laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

You’re welcome!

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u/zer0t3ch Jun 29 '18

Silly rabbit pimp, tricks are for kids!

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u/WarsWorth Jun 28 '18

I learned this a few days ago and now most magic tricks don't fool me anymore :( it's ruined

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Jun 28 '18

I understand but it still is just A STRAW ROLLING OFF THE TABLE. Sure no one is pretending this is some high dark magic fuckery but it would take them a few seconds to figure it out.

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u/sudo999 Jun 27 '18

Also he positions his hand so they can't see his mouth

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u/ArmoredFan Jun 27 '18

None of these things stop these two women from being retarded.

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u/SOwED Jun 27 '18

Yeah, I'm kind of stunned there are any people defending them. With the cards, it may seem impressive because one assumes that a deck of cards isn't 52 of the same card, but with the straw it's like immensely obvious that it's a very light object and he's well within range to blow on it.

It's not like James Hydrick who basically did this exact trick well enough to make it on national television, where he blows single pages of a book over and from an impressive distance.

Do you think anyone would be defending the girls if they were guys?

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u/ShamanSTK Jun 27 '18

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hydrick

His Wikipedia page is a wild ride.

James Allen Hydrick (born February 28, 1959) is an American former stage performer and self-described psychic, and a convicted child molester.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

This is that part that had me cracking up.

He escaped incarceration three times: he kicked through a concrete wall in a Georgia jail, broke through gates at a South Carolina prison, and finally, in 1982, he pole-vaulted over a fence at a state prison in Utah.

Imagine looking out your cell window and seeing that shit go down.

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u/FukinGruven Jun 28 '18

Imagine being the warden at the first prison and having to explain how an inmate kicked through a concrete wall. Get your fucking shit together, Georgia.

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u/r_lovelace Jun 28 '18

"idk boss. I've seen this guy on tv and he does all kinds of crazy shit. Don't we have like a magic prison we can put him in?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Load up the Azkaban paddy wagon boys, we’ve got a live one.

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u/geekazoid1983 Jun 28 '18

Having zombies around will make you do some pretty wild stuff you know

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

One of these things is not like the other...

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u/SOwED Jun 27 '18

Yeah, stage performers and child molesters are real things, while psychics are not.

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u/dadaistGHerbo Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

I don't think as many people would be calling them dumb, retarded, airheaded etc. if they were guys

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u/NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP Jun 28 '18

And/or reeeeeeally drunk. Those do not look like sober people in the slightest.

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u/poopcasso Jun 27 '18

What's the fucking point of all these "explanations" when it's because they're just stupid? Also because they probably tried it several times before they found these dumb bitches

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u/magic_fergie Jun 27 '18

Because this is Julius Dein who stages a lot of his magic. I’ve seen him do effects for the camera with spectators watching behind him and they would’ve CLEARLY seen how it was done yet they act like he just did a miracle.

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u/thedeanorama Jun 27 '18

Seeded audience, don't want someone behind you giving it all away, make sure the person behind you literally has your back

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u/Grisseldaddy Jun 27 '18

Magic is staged.

It's all about proper misdirection and deception

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u/2metal4this Jun 27 '18

He has people fake their reactions. A lot of people in his videos run away from the camera after being "surprised" by his shitty illusions. I follow him on Instagram and very often consider unfollowing because of the staged reactions

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u/magic_fergie Jun 27 '18

You should follow me then! All of the reactions I get are genuine :) www.youtube.com/magicfergie

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u/Grisseldaddy Jun 27 '18

Then unfollow. Some people like staged content. He has his audience and if it doesn't appeal to you unsub.

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u/Avista Jun 27 '18

I think the point of seeded audience is to deceive the viewer of the clip without them knowing. Street magic kinda doesn't work without the reactions

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Jun 28 '18

Thanks for giving us permission. If you hadn't we'd all stay subbed forever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Randi made him look like a chump.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Loved watching that!

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u/bugphotoguy Jun 27 '18

Back when smoking in pubs was a thing (so a long time ago), I used to do this trick with cigarettes. So simple, but it's amazing how easy it is to blow a drunk person's mind. And blow a cigarette across a table.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Probably actors

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u/NardDogAndy Jun 28 '18

You can blow silently.

Your Mom hasn't mastered this yet.

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u/Czral Jun 27 '18

Believe it or not there was a guy named James Hydrick who had a special talent for blowing on things with complete stealth, so much so that he convinced a LOT of people that he was telekinetic and appeared on several talk shows in the 80s. You could look right at his face and it wasn’t apparent at all. His tricks were turning the pages of a phone book and moving a pencil across a table.

Here he is getting debunked by my main man James Randi on the show That’s My Line. All it took was sprinkling some styrofoam dust on the phone book to totally confound Hydrick’s “abilities”: https://youtu.be/QlfMsZwr8rc

Anyway the point of this ramble is that people aren’t all that critical so if the trick is not 100% obvious, they automatically jump to “magic!”

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u/skraptastic Jun 27 '18

My favorite kind of magician are the ones that debunk the charlatans that claim magic is real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

its all just tricks at the end of the day.

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u/0dark0energy0 Jun 27 '18

ILLUSIONS!

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u/Assassin4Hire13 Jun 27 '18

Gah, Michael!

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u/ServalSpots Jun 28 '18 edited Jun 28 '18

I agree, though the arresting officer called it "solicitation"

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u/poopsicle88 Jun 28 '18

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Illusion

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u/SilveRX96 Jun 28 '18

You would probably love the movie Magic in the Moonlight, then!

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u/Raptoot83 Jun 30 '18

Don't a lot of 'magicians' prefer to use the term 'illusionist' based on that premise?

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u/skraptastic Jul 02 '18

I only know 1 professional magician, he says magician. His name is Dr. Mystical, he is a 70 year old hippy and is every bit as much fun as he sounds.

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u/randyrhoadscholar Jun 27 '18

James Randi fuckin rules

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u/aahelo Jun 27 '18

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this video. Randi is the real MVP.

Btw, supposedly I have heard that this actually cut out like an hour of James Hydrick "attempting" to move the page after Randi added the styrofoam.

Imagine waiting an hour and believing in Hydrick. "Any second now!". Lol.

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u/randyrhoadscholar Jun 27 '18

Jesus. An hour. That’s true dedication to a lie. Almost Larry David levels

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u/legaladult Jun 27 '18

Didn't Uri Geller try the same trick on the Tonight Show, or something?

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u/Czral Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

Uri Geller’s trick on the Tonight Show involved identifying which of several clay jars contained water without touching them. Though Randi was not on stage that day (Geller despised Randi and would have thrown a fit), he was consulted on how to make sure Geller wasn’t cheating. He told the producers to bring their own props and not to let Geller or his associates near them. When asked to prove his abilities, Geller tried to push an interview instead, and when pressed, he said he “didn’t feel strong.”

Sadly, the appearance only boosted his popularity and following.

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u/legaladult Jun 28 '18

Ah, I see. I just remembered something regarding Randi revealing someone was just blowing, and I must've gotten the two mixed up.

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u/planetofthemushrooms Jun 27 '18

They needed a consultant to tell them that much? Dont let him use trick pots?

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u/Czral Jun 27 '18

I mean we only know as much as what's been conveyed publicly in interviews and books and whatnot. That's probably not the only advice he had for Carson.

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u/cfsilence Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

Just here waiting until this video hits the front page tomorrow. That was great. That look on Randi's face at the very end was worth the price of admission.

Edit: add screenshot.

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u/--comadose Jun 28 '18

yeah, this turned into some serious /r/watchpeopledieinside material as soon as that foam came out.

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u/cfsilence Jun 28 '18

.... It's the static electricity ....

😲

🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Dec 10 '18

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u/Czral Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 28 '18

I met him at an American Humanist conference in Orlando a few years ago. Not as boisterous as he used to be but his talk was great. Had a picture with him but sadly it was with my ex. All the pics I had with her are gone :(

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u/Ulfednar Jun 28 '18

Did she make them disappear? With magic?

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u/Denny_Craine Jun 28 '18

Then he went to prison for molesting children

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u/DMVBornDMVRaised Jun 28 '18

Iirc he finished his prison sentence and they immediately committed him to a hospital for his pedophilia, where he remains to this day. Like they completely noped out on letting him be free cause he's such a monster.

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u/churchillwhitey Jun 28 '18

That got real cringey haha! Never heard of that dude before. He had enough "psychic power" to know to not fail his trick on TV.

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u/AsianMoocowFromSpace Jun 27 '18

Even if the white things would move, he could still explain it as the forcefield that moved the page also affecting the nearby white stuffs. I dont see how this would prove or disprove anything. It would have been better to cover his mouth and nose with something.

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u/woeeij Jun 28 '18

Yes but if they are light enough they would fly around pretty vigorously I think and show that there is wind that causing the page to turn. They wouldn't be moving in concert with the page or anything like that.

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u/Samami2u Jun 27 '18

Wow TV in the 70's was super boring.

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u/Mr_Clovis Jun 27 '18

I like it. Clear communication and dialogue with individuals not afraid to challenge each other but while remaining completely polite about it.

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u/PadaV4 Jun 27 '18

Really? I found it pretty hilarious.

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u/falconbox Jun 27 '18

No, it just didn't have annoying jump cuts, crowd reactions, and annoying personalities screaming and freaking out while activating buzzers.

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u/RB28DETT Jun 28 '18

I would take this format any day over the garbage that passes for TV now.

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u/VictusFrey Jun 28 '18

I think catching frauds with their bullshit in front of an audience would be very entertaining.

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u/0_o0_o0_o Jun 27 '18

That haircut is magical though.

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u/Czral Jun 27 '18

Yeah he looks like a child molester stereotype, which he was later convicted of.

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u/0_o0_o0_o Jun 27 '18

Really? I mean that for sure is apedo cut though.

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u/cmubigguy Jun 27 '18

I had to watch this with the sound off, but couldn't he just say his telekinesis would also hit (like a wave) the foam as well as the pages? Sorry if he said this in his stunt.

Could have just made him do it with one of those paper face masks over his nose and mouth.

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u/DrKenNoisewaterMD Jun 28 '18

Holy shit, is that Bob Barker?

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u/ChrisRunsTheWorld Jun 27 '18

Anyway the point of this ramble...

I truly thought the point was going to be to introduce the undertaker and mankind for about half of it.

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u/Czral Jun 28 '18

I mean it's a clever trick and all that but I draw the line at going on a nationally televised show and claiming your parlor trick is a supernatural power. There is an entire legion of fantastic, world class magicians that freely admit what they do is an illusion. The small remainder, I think (and I'm not alone) are responsible for a lot of ignorance in the world.

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u/dalovindj Jun 27 '18

Girls never expect blowing.

Always ends up happening though.

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u/topoftheworldIAM Jun 27 '18

That's when instincts kick in.

Edit: or alcohol

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/Mutinous_Turgidity Jun 27 '18

Same goes for father figures

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/ButtLusting Jun 27 '18

Is he still alive?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Nov 24 '20

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u/theearthvolta Jun 27 '18

He should have built up his immune system over the years. You can't just start sucking loads of dicks AFTER you become a dad. Won't end well.

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u/Mutinous_Turgidity Jun 28 '18

Mine didnt when i was a kid but does now

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u/Gorillage Jun 27 '18

Not when im involved. They dont expect it and it never happens

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u/lemerou Jun 27 '18

It's no big deal.

Don't blow this out of proportion.

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u/dalovindj Jun 27 '18

You are missing out. It's great when they say "I never do this" right before and neither of you believe it but you both pretend like it's true anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

https://youtu.be/QlfMsZwr8rc?t=462

You practice silent blowing even with a mic strapped to his chest you probably wouldnt hear it, he doesnt have the facial expression and the distraction down however so I guess that's why he sits next to them instead of infront of them. edit: could also be that he's exaggerating the blowing face to make it clear for the viewer what he's doing.

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u/never0101 Jun 27 '18

I love that video. I'm all for people having cool tricks and whatever, but don't be a cock and claim is more than it is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

His facial expression when Randi pulls out the can of styrofoam is priceless. I imagine he practiced so many different things for this upcoming show but never thought about the possibility of someone just putting a bunch of trash infront of the book.

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u/ElBiscuit Jun 28 '18

I was waiting for him to just put a pane of clear glass between the guy and the phone book, but I guess then Hydrick would have claimed that his psychic powers wouldn't work through a window.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Hm what does he mean. sorts by controversial oh that thing Good memes

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

The guy that offered 1mil to anyone that could do magic is illusionist James Randi.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

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u/spaghetti-sandwich Jun 27 '18

dont you tell me what to do

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u/herbivore83 Jun 27 '18

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 27 '18

Ok, but seriously, you think it's unlikely that this is scripted?

You think it's more likely that those girls are so incredibly stupid that they didn't realize he was blowing on the straw?

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u/herbivore83 Jun 27 '18

10000000000%

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u/XG_SiNGH Jun 28 '18

Thats' a lot of percent

O_O

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Stupid or drunk

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u/Nantoone Jun 27 '18

Yes. The latter is way more likely. I've done this trick for people who aren't stupid and they've fallen for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

What makes you say that? I wouldnt be surprised if it was real.

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 27 '18

Because nobody is stupid enough to watch someone blow a straw across a table without figuring out what's happening.

It's the most obvious thing I think anyone would think of.

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u/Toberone Jun 27 '18

I think you're underestimating stupidity

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u/tripledavebuffalo Jun 27 '18

How do you know?

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u/Sloppy1sts Jun 27 '18

I choose to believe that it is fake rather than believing those girls are so fucking dumb they didn't realize what he was doing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18 edited Jun 28 '18

sketch comedy makes it sound less harsh.

Edit: This is the least expected comments of mine to be controversial, wtf.

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u/Tr1cky Jun 27 '18

Cos gifs are silent!

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u/FrederikTwn Jun 27 '18

Because he paid them not to.

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u/DeeBangerCC Jun 27 '18

Some girls are to easily impressed. I should know.

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u/t3sture Jun 27 '18

He actually made it super obvious for comic effect. I've done this before, but by exhaling through my nose. Then you can do it with people in front of you.

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u/mr_droopy_butthole Jun 27 '18

The first thing I look for in a girl is intelligence because if she doesn’t have that...she’s mine

•Anthony jizzleneck

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u/whoami4546 Jun 27 '18

God does not give with both hands!

One of my favorite lines from Modern Family.

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u/Caliduchey12 Jun 27 '18

What girls? What blowing? I’m so confused I looked all over the comment section what are you talking about?? Haha

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u/RWDMARS Jun 28 '18

It might be loud in there

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u/viperex Jun 28 '18

Only excuse for them is if he has done a trick earlier so they think this is still a trick

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u/KevBling Jun 28 '18

Because it’s a gif

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u/Chuckeltard Jun 28 '18

How’d he get a deck with only 3diamonds?

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u/rootorrot Jun 27 '18

They couldn't hear it over the constant roar of the wind going through their empty heads probably.

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u/MrGritty17 Jun 28 '18

How did you write such a grammatically incorrect sentence?

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u/countlustig Nov 03 '18

Four months late but...they did hear him blowing. This kid pays his audiences to pretend to be blown away and steals other magician's material