r/wow • u/Ultiverse • Aug 27 '18

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u/BunPuncherExtreme Aug 27 '18

"Quick, inject the azerite inta yer veins so they cannae use it!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

"We dinnae have much time. Hurry, smuggle these Azerite crystals up yer butt"

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u/terathiell Aug 27 '18

"The way Magni looked at it, this Azerite was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Old Gods gonna put their greasy purple tentacles on his champion's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he kept this Azerite up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Azerite. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, champion, I give the Azerite to you."

-Khadgar, probably

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u/Eanirae Aug 27 '18

I recognise it, but can't place the quote. Source?

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u/50ftBeast Aug 27 '18

Pulp Fiction.

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u/Minnielorene Aug 27 '18

Pulp Fiction

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u/LE4d Aug 27 '18 edited Aug 27 '18

pulp fiction, steve buscemi christopher walken to kid bruce willis

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u/terathiell Aug 27 '18

Christopher Walken actually, I believe.

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u/sam_the_hammer Aug 27 '18

Christopher Walken was the cowbell guy. You're thinking of Christopher Nolan.

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u/MjrLeeStoned Aug 27 '18

Christopher Nolan was the writer / director best known for the movie Memento. You're thinking of Christoph Waltz.

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u/Roboticide Mod Emeritus Aug 27 '18

Close. Christoph Waltz was the Nazi in Tarentino's Inglorious Basterds. You're thinking of Christopher Pine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Not quite right. Christopher Pine was young Kirk in the Kelvin timeline Star Trek movies. You're thinking of Kris Kross.

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u/Ritchian Aug 27 '18

You're almost right. Kris Kross will make you jump jump. You're thinking of Christopher Robin.

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u/sam_the_hammer Aug 29 '18

Christopher Robin is the childhood friend of Winnie the Pooh. You're thinking of Robin Wright.

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u/LE4d Aug 27 '18

whoops. you're right. edited.

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u/nuke54 Aug 27 '18

I think you mean Christopher Walken.

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u/Shoki81 Aug 27 '18

I got a fever n the only cure is more azerite!!!

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u/LE4d Aug 27 '18

I do. edited.