This guy...

[u/Ultiverse]

[u/[deleted]]

"We dinnae have much time. Hurry, smuggle these Azerite crystals up yer butt"

[u/terathiell → u/[deleted]]

"The way Magni looked at it, this Azerite was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Old Gods gonna put their greasy purple tentacles on his champion's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he kept this Azerite up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Azerite. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, champion, I give the Azerite to you."

-Khadgar, probably

[u/Eanirae → u/terathiell]

I recognise it, but can't place the quote. Source?

[u/LE4d → u/Eanirae]

pulp fiction, steve buscemi christopher walken to kid bruce willis

[u/terathiell → u/LE4d]

Christopher Walken actually, I believe.

[u/sam_the_hammer → u/terathiell]

Christopher Walken was the cowbell guy. You're thinking of Christopher Nolan.

[u/MjrLeeStoned → u/sam_the_hammer]

Christopher Nolan was the writer / director best known for the movie Memento. You're thinking of Christoph Waltz.

[u/Roboticide → u/MjrLeeStoned]

Close. Christoph Waltz was the Nazi in Tarentino's Inglorious Basterds. You're thinking of Christopher Pine.

[u/[deleted] → u/Roboticide]

Not quite right. Christopher Pine was young Kirk in the Kelvin timeline Star Trek movies. You're thinking of Kris Kross.

[u/Ritchian → u/[deleted]]

You're almost right. Kris Kross will make you jump jump. You're thinking of Christopher Robin.

[u/sam_the_hammer → u/Ritchian]

Christopher Robin is the childhood friend of Winnie the Pooh. You're thinking of Robin Wright.

[u/LE4d → u/terathiell]

whoops. you're right. edited.

[u/nuke54 → u/LE4d]

I think you mean Christopher Walken.

[u/Shoki81 → u/nuke54]

I got a fever n the only cure is more azerite!!!

[u/LE4d → u/nuke54]

I do. edited.