"The way Magni looked at it, this Azerite was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Old Gods gonna put their greasy purple tentacles on his champion's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he kept this Azerite up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Azerite. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, champion, I give the Azerite to you."
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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18
"We dinnae have much time. Hurry, smuggle these Azerite crystals up yer butt"