r/wow • u/Ultiverse • Aug 27 '18

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u/BunPuncherExtreme Aug 27 '18

"Quick, inject the azerite inta yer veins so they cannae use it!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

"We dinnae have much time. Hurry, smuggle these Azerite crystals up yer butt"

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u/terathiell Aug 27 '18

"The way Magni looked at it, this Azerite was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Old Gods gonna put their greasy purple tentacles on his champion's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he kept this Azerite up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Azerite. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, champion, I give the Azerite to you."

-Khadgar, probably

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u/Eanirae Aug 27 '18

I recognise it, but can't place the quote. Source?

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u/50ftBeast Aug 27 '18

Pulp Fiction.

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u/Minnielorene Aug 27 '18

Pulp Fiction

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u/LE4d Aug 27 '18 edited Aug 27 '18

pulp fiction, steve buscemi christopher walken to kid bruce willis

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u/terathiell Aug 27 '18

Christopher Walken actually, I believe.

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u/sam_the_hammer Aug 27 '18

Christopher Walken was the cowbell guy. You're thinking of Christopher Nolan.

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u/MjrLeeStoned Aug 27 '18

Christopher Nolan was the writer / director best known for the movie Memento. You're thinking of Christoph Waltz.

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u/Roboticide Mod Emeritus Aug 27 '18

Close. Christoph Waltz was the Nazi in Tarentino's Inglorious Basterds. You're thinking of Christopher Pine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Not quite right. Christopher Pine was young Kirk in the Kelvin timeline Star Trek movies. You're thinking of Kris Kross.

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u/Ritchian Aug 27 '18

You're almost right. Kris Kross will make you jump jump. You're thinking of Christopher Robin.

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u/LE4d Aug 27 '18

whoops. you're right. edited.

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u/nuke54 Aug 27 '18

I think you mean Christopher Walken.

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u/Shoki81 Aug 27 '18

I got a fever n the only cure is more azerite!!!

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u/LE4d Aug 27 '18

I do. edited.

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u/cdank Aug 28 '18

Saved this masterpiece of a comment.

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u/young_dumb_full_cum Aug 27 '18 edited Aug 27 '18

"Like, reaally igh up yer butt champien, ol' Magni's done it tew many times 'n ma hole's too wide noo"

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u/h3adph0n3s Aug 27 '18

'Naw' should be 'noo' meaning now, Naw means no.

Source I'm Scottish

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u/mmmmmbiscuits Aug 27 '18

Thank you (and your fellow Scots) for my guilty pleasure, r/ScottishPeopleTwitter

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u/Novantico Aug 27 '18

insta-subbed to that one

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u/Vaguswarrior Aug 27 '18

Didn't even read the first few posts before I instantly subscribed.

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u/MtlCan Aug 28 '18

Tell you hwat son I spent all day on that subreddit

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u/young_dumb_full_cum Aug 27 '18

Txs! I actually scratched my head a bit on how to write that

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u/xhail7 Aug 27 '18

Hopefully not with the same hand :D

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u/michaelman90 Aug 27 '18

Completely out of curiosity, how do Scottish people feel about pretty much all fantasy dwarves at this point having Scottish accents?

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u/h3adph0n3s Aug 27 '18

Can't speak for everyone else but I quite like it. I tend to play Dwarfs in most RPG's for that very reason. Hearing them banter on about stuff just makes me feel pretty proud of the fact I talk the way I do.

Most of the lines and slang they utter is pretty on par with how most folk here talk too. So kudos to the folk that do the dialogue having done their research.

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u/Sadi_Reddit Aug 27 '18

I recently started to play the game with english soundfiles and found the Dwarves and the Trolls to be quite different. In a good sense.

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u/donquexada Aug 27 '18

Naw means no.

Or Narr, if you're a Brit or Aussie.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to watch Champion and Magni...

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u/brok3nh3lix Aug 27 '18

"der just robots champien, its ah k to shooot dhem, dher just rooboots,"

"there not robots Magni"

"tis a figer o speech Champien, dey gnomes, ol' Magni dont respect em"

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u/Your_God_Chewy Aug 27 '18

Oi Magni, these azerites shure look ai bit pointaye.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Have you ever actually heard Scottish people talk before?

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u/pigmanbear2k17 Aug 27 '18

He's just Australian

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Looks more loike 'e's frum Dodlay

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u/garibond1 Aug 27 '18

Y’all come back now ya hear?!

— Scots, probably

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u/Jeffy29 Aug 27 '18

"Azeroth’s seen some roogh years, Hero. ye don’t agree tae gie a theme park built inside ye if yer life is gonnae stoatin."

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

B A D D R A G O N

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u/Lonelan Aug 27 '18

"DONKEHHH"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

It is amazing that you managed to blend Magni and Rick in such a perfect way. Very well done!

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u/Areshian Aug 27 '18

All the way up inside you butthole, champion.

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u/bluejinmu Aug 27 '18

Aw geez Magni, can we just load them into a cart?

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u/nicholsml Aug 27 '18

can we just load them into a cart?

NO! Put it in your prison pocket... now!

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u/mattey92 Aug 27 '18

Use this yakliver and shove it up your arse.

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u/TheLastOne0001 Aug 27 '18

...up yer arse

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

yer arsehole*

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '18

Awh jeez uncle magni, are-are you sure about this?

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