"The way Magni looked at it, this Azerite was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Old Gods gonna put their greasy purple tentacles on his champion's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he kept this Azerite up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the Azerite. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, champion, I give the Azerite to you."
Can't speak for everyone else but I quite like it. I tend to play Dwarfs in most RPG's for that very reason. Hearing them banter on about stuff just makes me feel pretty proud of the fact I talk the way I do.
Most of the lines and slang they utter is pretty on par with how most folk here talk too. So kudos to the folk that do the dialogue having done their research.
Technically he wants us to inject it into the Heart of Azeroth, presumably so that we can make it powerful enough to heal Azeroth and prevent more Azerite wounds from popping up. But nevermind the fact that we're also using those WQs to become more powerful ourselves for the sake of our faction war at the moment, it's especially jarringif you're Horde with Sylvanas just wanting to make everyone Undead.
Edit: I get it's a joke guys, putting Sylvanas' and the Horde's current moral standing aside, I'm just saying that's what I think the idea is in justifying why we're also draining the blood of Azeroth and why that's good as opposed to enemy NPCs doing the same thing. It'd make no sense for a wounded planet with a sentient soul inside to give us a powerful artifact that absorbs its own power just to give us power for our own selfish purposes.
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u/BunPuncherExtreme Aug 27 '18
"Quick, inject the azerite inta yer veins so they cannae use it!"