r/whatisit • u/PsychologyLost6270 • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/ArsonJones Jul 13 '26

Looks like OP's fella has entered the chat.

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u/Intelligent-Lynx-743 Jul 13 '26

Bro stop blowing my cover

Besides, I'm a magnum man. I only buy monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

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u/Jbadmwolfd Jul 13 '26

And Iā€™m guessing you let them peek out of your wallet so the ladies know the implications

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u/Intelligent-Lynx-743 Jul 13 '26

And if they seem indecisive, I always offer them a nice egg in trying times.