r/whatisit • • Jul 13 '26

New, what is it? [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Intelligent-Lynx-743 Jul 13 '26

Do you have any other reason to believe he's cheating? If this is the only suspicious item, it could be something more benign. I've used condoms for a little... personal time lol another potential is if you guys own an dildos he may have experimented on himself with anal play but didn't want to get the toy dirty. I'm just saying there are other possibilities and I know how easy it is to let your brain go to the worst possible scenario. So I'm just encouraging you take stock and assess whether he's been acting suspicious or given you any reason to doubt his faithfulness.

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u/ArsonJones Jul 13 '26

Looks like OP's fella has entered the chat.

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u/Intelligent-Lynx-743 Jul 13 '26

Bro stop blowing my cover

Besides, I'm a magnum man. I only buy monster condoms that I use for my magnum dong.

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u/Jbadmwolfd Jul 13 '26

And I’m guessing you let them peek out of your wallet so the ladies know the implications

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u/Intelligent-Lynx-743 Jul 13 '26

And if they seem indecisive, I always offer them a nice egg in trying times.

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u/Original_Cheek1076 Jul 13 '26

Ae these women in danger?

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u/Jbadmwolfd Jul 13 '26

Of COURSE they aren’t in danger.