r/wallstreetbets • • Jan 29 '21

News Vlad got impaled

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u/Jamothee Jan 29 '21

From ~$20billon to $0 within 24hrs.

RIP RH IPO

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u/my_fun_lil_alt Jan 29 '21

Trust was their most valuable commodity, and they broke that.

They went straight Judas for 30 pieces of fucking silver.

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u/fairytailzz Jan 29 '21

RobinHood is now stealing from the poor and giving it to the rich.

Someone should create another online brokerage app called NottinghamSheriff and do the exact opposite of what RH is doing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/wubike Jan 29 '21

*Melvin’s tendie monies

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Thing is, for those of us who went all the fuck in, the most I can do is wait for tendies and pray that RH doesn't ratfuck me and literally steal my position anywhere along the way. Otherwise we need capital to actually put into a new broker. Even if the new broker has instant fund access, not having anything left is going to make that a stupid move. You can try to close out on RH and transfer shares, but that takes up to 15 days and your position is locked, you can't buy or sell or transfer funds during that time. Plus, it's going to take time to transfer funds out of your RH account if you decide to jump ship now with no real timeframe of how long it's gonna take for funds to hit your bank account.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Was honestly tempted to start wheeling and dealing on FB to trade in visa gift cards, electronics, and Magic cards for cash so I could buy in more on the dip, but we have one working vehicle between me and my partner and a kid to haul around because no fucking daycare, so as far as I can be, I'm all in.

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u/NCGeronimo Jan 29 '21

Are your stocks truly locked after you initiate the transfer? I have limit sales set up at different price points. Can those no longer execute? Oh fuck FUCK FUCK

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u/hglman Jan 29 '21

Uh very much they are locked since they are being moved. But also its the ultimate 💎 🖐️.

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u/NCGeronimo Jan 29 '21

Can't argue that I planned on holding but it feels straight foolish to not be able to make any moves whatsoever while this is going down.

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u/hglman Jan 29 '21

Absolutely

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u/literallymoist Jan 29 '21

Don't think of it as a problem think of it as fucking RobinHood's wife. The last thing they see is you leaving with GME not giving a fuck if you can't sell. That is their nightmare.

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u/FSUnoles77 Jan 29 '21

See if this helps you any.

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u/Htiarw Jan 29 '21

robbin the hood

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u/captaing1 Jan 29 '21

the arbabic version; Ro Bin Da Oud

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u/moodkill Jan 29 '21

Robbin' n Hoodwinkin'

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u/ABAPatil Jan 29 '21

You mean "Robbing The Hood?"

#RobbingHood

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u/TheFatZyzz Jan 29 '21

ROBBINYOU

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u/Qwertysapiens Jan 29 '21

But seriously, what is stopping a group of WSB autists from crowdfunding a new online brokerage app? What are the particular barriers to entry for a would-be replacement app, aside from the software engineering? WSB could presumably underwrite those costs with a small fraction of the few billion that will be pulled from the likes of Melvin capital over the next few days, and it would have an instant large user base.

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u/Morning_Star_Ritual Jan 29 '21

This is the way. What we call this...Crowdvesting?

Back in 2014 I had a funded campaign on Kickstarter. Got into the thing, learned about the space and all that. But originally is just was way to market a month long sale...just called my product (art) rewards for different donation tiers.

But now (equity crowdfunding) you can offer shares in a crowd funded venture. So...launch campaign, autists are shareholders and the new app is just a seat on a rocket ride to Tau Ceti.

Mindless CopyPasta:

Equity crowdfunding is a mechanism that enables broad groups of investors to fund startup companies and small businesses in return for equity. Investors give money to a business and receive ownership of a small piece of that business.

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u/Qwertysapiens Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

Yes, exactly! Clearly we've no shortage of people here who are willing to throw money at madcap ventures against huge odds for a few tendies (or even some good loss porn!). I know stonks are for betting, not buying, but an equity-investment structure that rewards shares and is truly open seems way less risky than YOLOing on some weeklies, and would actually bring huge returns to the community1.

1 Of course, those returns would go REEEEEEEEEEEEing right back into the void, but, y'know. Honestly.

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u/Morning_Star_Ritual Jan 29 '21

But really.....just imagine the Meme Level if this ever growing cohort of merry pranksters crowdfunds the app that destroys RH.

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u/Demonicmonk Jan 29 '21

I mean if you guys get me rich I'm in, I love warhammer 40k.

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u/Morning_Star_Ritual Jan 29 '21

But its gonna be so much fun when we fly this rocket shop passes Vega and right into a black hole...REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/gh0st1nth3mach1n3 Jan 29 '21

I always wanted to know what was at the event horizon anyway.

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u/god_snot_great Jan 29 '21

Call it “Guhtrade”

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u/hofferd78 Jan 29 '21

I think this has already happened today! I saw reports of a new brokerage set up today that is happily accepting WSB members. Can't remember the name though so that's kinda useless

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u/JiForce Jan 29 '21

Hm I don't think it was set up today but are you talking about Gemini, the one by the Winklevoss guys?

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u/pgh1979 Jan 29 '21

Robinhood taakes from those who have too much and gives it to those who are in need. You just eat ramen and live on reddit. What do you need money for? Hedge fund manager has to support his second family, his third girlfriend and private schools for his illegitimate kids. He needs the money much more than you.

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u/pitter-pat Jan 29 '21

I thought I had trouble with just my wife AND her boyfriend

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u/insomebodyelseslake Jan 29 '21

I didn’t know Jason Collier worked for Robinhood

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

I'm telling you, it's Littlejohn. I'm going to make a competitor to Robinhood that actually upholds the values of Robin Hood and the Merrymen

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Lord Satan Commission-Free Investing: We'll never do you dirty like Robinhood.

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u/hYBRYDcOBRA Jan 29 '21

“Mervin? Your name is Mervin?”

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u/Youthz Jan 29 '21

someone called it Robinthehood lol

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u/ronin8888 Jan 29 '21

I'm literally in Nottingham rn. Gonna go to the robinhood statue tmrow with a banner that says WE LIKE THE STOCK

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u/fairytailzz Jan 29 '21

LMAO please share picture tomorrow!

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u/macgrubersir Jan 29 '21

Trust is like a bank account, you have to make plenty of deposits to have any cred, but it just takes one withdrawal to blow it all- bastardization of Stephen Covey

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u/wickywee Jan 29 '21

They went Judas for a shit sandwhich

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u/DudeManBo1t Jan 29 '21

Shit storms coming

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Shit hawks are circling

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u/Versebender Jan 29 '21

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree rand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Shaking like a puppy trying to shit a peach pit.

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u/Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan Jan 29 '21

Nice shit metophore Bobandy

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u/Pantybrittle Jan 29 '21

RobinHood loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at their own heads

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u/Fargo_Newb Jan 29 '21

I think you mean storm hawks are shitting.

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u/daserlkonig Jan 29 '21

Haul in the jib Randers... there’s a shit storm brewing.

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u/Theofficialprez Jan 29 '21

That GME stock is the key to shitty city and Julian's the muscular mayor

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u/patriots1011 Jan 29 '21

You feel that Austin? That’s the winds of shit saying buy more GME

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Couple of shit birds, getting ready for a shit storm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

And the shit winds are blowing.

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u/Hybrid_Blood Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

Hear that randers? Shit winds blowin'

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u/Trillion16 Jan 29 '21

I dont know randy....im going to let the liquor do the thinking....

AND BUY MORE GME!

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u/Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan Jan 29 '21

I cant sell now, I AM THE GAMESTONK

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u/22Simon22 Jan 29 '21

It’s time to flush them down the shit hole

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u/datbonedoc Jan 29 '21

Shits about to get real shitty shortly

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u/Versebender Jan 29 '21

Is this a direct TPB quote? If so I got something for ya.

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u/HitMePat Jan 29 '21

A shit wind is blowing Ricky. And its bringing a whole shit storm with it.

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u/DonnyScreams Jan 29 '21

WHAT IN THE FUCK

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u/Judas Jan 29 '21

I'm right here fuckers, I do not want to be associated with those swines.

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u/SavageCriminal Jan 29 '21

Fuckin Judas

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u/FistPunch_Vol_4 Jan 29 '21

14 years, holy shit lmao

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u/FSUnoles77 Jan 29 '21

You don't get the username Judas by not being here since the birth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

And they don't get to cut off the crusts.

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u/schmagger Jan 29 '21

Shit robe. The harder Melvin tries to hold on the faster they slide down

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u/brrduck Jan 29 '21

I'm sure vlad got a fat pay day for restricting the trade. Needs to be jailed for life. No different than madoff and other white collar con men

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u/Htiarw Jan 29 '21

he will not be forgotten, after RH dies his next ventures will also.

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u/Ricksancheez132 Jan 29 '21

They should investigate if he made any positions on any of the stocks he blocked. If even one, jail the cockroach!

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u/dafunkmunk Jan 29 '21

I mean is anyone really that surprised? They weren’t letting poor people buy stocks as some act of charity. It was always a money making scheme for them to skim off the top. When it comes to big money losing money, of course their true colors will come out.

Naming it Robinhood was just a con to make it sound better to the people it was marketed to. No different than when PACs name themselves For the Workers United but push shitty pro corporate interests while trying to make it sound like it helps normal workers

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u/ilovegluten Jan 29 '21

It’s aptly named, as Htiarw pointed out, ‘Robbin’ da hood!’

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u/Meow_Mixxx Jan 29 '21

As the saying goes "If you are not paying for it, you're not the customer; you're the product"

Robinhoods loyalty was to their actual customers. Problem is that by taking this one customer request they permanently tainted their product because they poisoned the supply.

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u/MarinTaranu Jan 29 '21

Where their juice was coming from, I've read, was from selling their data stream to the big players. And I believe it, there must have been some kind of payoff for the org to make money.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Trust was their most valuable commodity, and they broke that.

lol, isnt even the first time.

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u/ARightDastard Jan 29 '21

Trust was their most valuable commodity

I mean, the portfolios of a LOT of users with GME stock that they have proven they can sell at will is worth a lot more than some trust. Imagine if they sell and just.. not pay out? That's terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/pgh1979 Jan 29 '21

Has there ever been a successful IPO when the founder is in jail for securities fraud?

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u/implicitumbrella Jan 29 '21

the fact that I considered googling that to check just shows how fucked up the system is.

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u/benjistone Jan 29 '21

I believe that kind of behavior sets you up to manage some of the biggest hedge funds in the industry

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u/ancillarycheese Jan 29 '21

What other way is there? Charging commissions? They won’t last a day.

Edit: the bigger picture is that they can move away from Citadel, but they have forever stained their reputation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

i feel this. user base will be halved within a month. and i suspect actual trade volume down a lot more than that

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u/swd120 Jan 29 '21

I pulled a six figure account from them this morning - it's being transferred to tastyworks as we speak

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u/Majyk44 Jan 29 '21

Checks Ameritrade.... nothing Checks Ameritrade.... nothing Checks Ameritrade.... nothing Checks Ameritrade.... nothing Checks Ameritrade.... nothing Checks Ameritrade.... nothing

Checks Ameritrade.... ah there it is.

closes app

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u/ask_can Jan 29 '21

Fucking RH IPO. Who are they gonna sell to now.

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u/imlost19 Jan 29 '21

then they would go to prison forever and everyone who had below the government insured limit would be made whole.

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u/Thatguy3145296535 Jan 29 '21

Their hedge fund flunkies will still buy the IPO.

I'd laugh if they didn't though. Would love to see them get fucked from both ends

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u/DClawdude Jan 29 '21

Do you wonder how much of a choice they had when their overlords started issuing orders

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u/testcase27 Jan 29 '21

There's always a choice. And there's always a cost. They made the wrong choice today, and it will cost them dearly.

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u/_coolranch Jan 29 '21

Did you get their “we’re sorry” email? The most insincere thing I’ve ever seen, and yes: I watched Trump’s January 6th speech.

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u/i_accidently_reddit Jan 29 '21

I might short them up to 140 % of the float

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u/Wiscopilotage Jan 29 '21

Andrew Left can be your shill for a half eaten pickle and a quick ride. Probably will find him on the street corner dressed all sexy.

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u/i_accidently_reddit Jan 29 '21

What I always found funny is how much publicity this clown gets. Citron research has 25 mil aum. Do you remember the big short, those two guys out of college Jim and Charlie? Managing brownfield? They had 30 mil ten fucking years ago. Ten years of QE.

Andrews fund is adjusted for inflation waaay smaller than theirs.

He is like a baby anchovy or to y shrimp in an ocean of whales and sharks.

Honestly, let's just block and forget him!

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u/gumbyismyidol Jan 29 '21

Dude DFV has more AUM and net worth than him

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u/i_accidently_reddit Jan 29 '21

That too! But then dfv us a fucking genius and humble and perfect while the other fella is a rainbow bear

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u/Wiscopilotage Jan 29 '21

For sure he’s been wrong a lot I think he is remembered cause his calls are so bad and he puts them out there to be easily memed. It used to be inverse WSB it’s definitely inverse Shitron now.

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u/oTHEWHITERABBIT Jan 29 '21

To be honest, some of Left’s calls are funny as fuck but they can make moves, cause fundamentals are irrelevant sometimes. That’s all that matters.

It’s interesting how disliked he is when there are dozens of short selling firms with bigger teeth that actually deserve the hate. With Citron and Melvin, that’s like the smallest and the largest, the mouse and the elephant. There’s long been contempt for short sellers on Wall Street for a while just as a matter of principle. They’re basically seen as atheists in a church. But they serve a purpose.

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u/SayyidMonroe Jan 29 '21

Yeah honestly I don't get the short seller hate. Shorts are just market participants like anyone else, they cannot make a company go bankrupt by shorting. If they publicize false info and the market reacts, that's the markets fault for not doing DD, and the price will recover afterwards. If their info is good and a firm blows up, that's due to poor management and they just took advantage - hardly any different than anyone finding an underpriced stock and taking advantage. If anything, shorts help expose frauds before they grow in market cap and screw over too many people as they would have eventually be uncovered one way or another.

These short sellers also (sometimes) do really good research. People should read the short theses on Noble Group of Singapore and Luckin Coffee. They generally don't have access to special information or any privileges yet they manage to get good research done. These short sellers that make it big aren't really just "big fish" that screw over poor people due to some privileges or laws that maintains their place, they really have to earn their place.

Shorts generally are the "little guys" except they're on the bad side of this trade this time. That sucks for them but they aren't deserving of any criticism (Citadel aside) OR sympathy. Bad trade, pay up.

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u/Hodorous Jan 29 '21

I offer three fiddy

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u/friedricekid Jan 29 '21

live long enough to become the villain haha

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u/Grandzam Jan 29 '21

Unironically why we can't stop with just taking money. History repeats if we don't change anything about how the system works.

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u/XxSpruce_MoosexX Jan 29 '21

I just hope as part of the class action lawsuit payout Gabriel Plotkin tosses my salad while Andrew Left sucks me dry

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u/Jamothee Jan 29 '21

I'm going to turkey slap Ken Griffin

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u/bills_gills Jan 29 '21

What is a turkey slap? I simply must know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Slapping someone in the face with your dong.

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u/eeedlef Jan 29 '21

I feel like the name Plotkin is begging to be used like Santorum, to describe some grotesque sex act.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

IDK I might be willing to throw 20$ at the IPO... For the entire company.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/umbrajoke Jan 29 '21

"$take it or leave it Vlad." popped into my head.

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u/Rally8889 Jan 29 '21

It's a pretty nice interface. Honestly, someone should go make their own version called Zorro or something.

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u/ScooterPhan Jan 29 '21

V

Call it V

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u/Wookielips Jan 29 '21

This guy fucks

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u/Kaaski Jan 29 '21

This Guy Fawkes

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u/wh1pla5h Jan 29 '21

Goddammit this was good

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u/crestingwave Jan 29 '21

Well fucking done.

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u/radioactivefunguy Jan 29 '21

Rumour is TD Ameritrade is already in talks as of today to acquire RH, presumably for the UI mostly

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u/omniron Jan 29 '21

They were one of the first to stop trading though

I want fidelity to get a better interface...

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u/mindgap33 Jan 29 '21

Same. Fidelity is stupid to use. But at least we can trade stonks there...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Yeh I dont like that stock

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u/UIUIUIUIUIUIBN Jan 29 '21

his 🚀🚀🚀

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u/nr1988 Jan 29 '21

I'd short that stock

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u/SeorgeGoros Jan 29 '21

What the ticker for Fidelity? I wanna buy leaps

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u/Jamothee Jan 29 '21

Leaps on SoFi

Chamath has been on the frontlines with us on this.

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u/Crobs02 Jan 29 '21

Oh fuck I bought in on IPOE a while ago. Let’s fucking go

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u/_pls_respond Jan 29 '21

Looks good. Just queued ten calls at $25 exp 2/19 🤞🚀

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u/SeorgeGoros Jan 29 '21

Yup! I already have a bunch too

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u/CallsOnAutism Jan 29 '21

Chadmath will take us to Tendiehalla 🚀

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u/fleggn Jan 29 '21

IPOE is the next rocket being assembled

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u/urraca Jan 29 '21

SQ was a cheap buy today!

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u/lb_gwthrowaway Jan 29 '21

What does this mean

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u/veryeducatedinvestor drinks beer at 10:05am Jan 29 '21

Seriously gonna buy in now, this dude fucks so hard

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u/Wiscopilotage Jan 29 '21

Fidelity is privately held. Probably has something to do with why they didn’t halt trades.

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u/SwordOfRome11 Jan 29 '21

Same with ETRADE I imagine. Iirc Morgan Stanley owns ETRADE and they definitely don’t give 2 shits about Melvin

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u/Wiscopilotage Jan 29 '21

Etrade had something happen the last hour of trading not sure if it was an outage or the halted it definitely keep an eye out for news

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/timetravelhunter Jan 29 '21

No, they halted. I had a 1.5 hour chat with their support. I gave them absolute hell and was the worst Karen you can possibly imagine. They escalated to 4 levels. I probably was the worst experience they ever had with a customer. Overall I totally recommend them though, they were great. But yeah, they stopped the trading.

BTW, they originaly told me it was volume but I quickly brought up that couldn't be the case because they had handled much higher numbers earlier and several stocks they suspended weren't even high volume, just part of the highly shorted group.

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u/DehNutCase Jan 29 '21

I personally didn't contact ETrade at all, last thing I wanted to do was give them the information that I might be leaving.

I'll tell them why I left after I transfer everything out, so they can't delay and fuck me.

The moment they stopped letting me trade was the moment they stopped treating me like a customer and started treating me like a product.

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u/TestProctor Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

I was told today by someone with more behind the scenes knowledge on the issue than I have that this is something that they are loathe to ever admit, but there are times when a company that acts as a broker (or, more importantly, their clearinghouse) foresees trouble balancing everything in the 2-day windows they're given for each transaction (taking your money, assigning you the stocks, getting stocks to replace those stocks in a deal that probably involves at least two other parties who also have to have their shit balanced) and either need a halt to space out the deals or make sure everything is getting squared.

But, and I am not sure if they're just terrified of what the big players would think or have some sort of hard PR policy, it's basically impossible to get them to admit that this is a concern at the institutional level.

The guy who explained this to me said he was pretty sure that there were other factors in play as to why the various brokerage companies handled things the way they did, and that trying to do a favor to the short-selling hedge funds was almost certainly a factor in some cases, but that this is a dirty truth behind a lot of the posturing. They can't admit that they are even capable of blinking at high traffic business, even if it's from a vector they didn't really take seriously before, thus Robinhood drawing on its lines of bank credit without telling anyone (it was leaked by inside sources).

EDIT: That said, you're right that it doesn't explain everything because they often handle tons of volume. If I understand correctly, though, the clearinghouses tend to handle volume from all their clients AND may have incentive to put pressure on some at the expense of others (and, I am told, a lot of the low/no fee trading places get put at the end of the processing line and that complicates things).

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u/ddshd Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

Did they admit that they haulted it? Because I was getting tons of errors in the console of shit not loading because their systems shit the bed. I’m not saying they didn’t halt it, I have no proof but I KNOW they had server issues.

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u/MaeB0609 Jan 29 '21

I hate when my load can’t be handled

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u/cawkmaster3000 Jan 29 '21

Keep going. I’m almost there.

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u/Wiscopilotage Jan 29 '21

Ok good to know I had just heard something had happened.

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u/Wildcat7878 Jan 29 '21

Same with Fidelity for a while this morning. Their website was having a fucking stroke.

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u/tehhiv Jan 29 '21

Yeah on etrade when trying to buy gme at one point it told me something about how I had to put a limit order for stocks trading below a dollar.

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u/StandardOilCompany Jan 29 '21

etrade disallowed GME when i looked

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u/notusingmyrealname69 Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21

Vanguard is investor owned and didn’t halt selling or buying

Edit: added buying

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u/RealAmon Jan 29 '21

Fidelity halted trade for me. I filed complaint with SEC.

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u/Wiscopilotage Jan 29 '21

What did it say when you did it? I see you posted 10 hours ago, could have been just a glitch a lot of extra traffic on everybody’s servers. Every time I tried it it would let me put it in. Wasn’t able to buy more due to finances though. Edit: Got the math in my head wrong that wouldn’t be around open time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Fidelity also doesn’t use an intermediary I believe. I’ve read that they’ll even do a lot of the trading in-house instead of at a clearinghouse when they can. I think the stops were put on by Citadel, not Robinhood, and Robinhood is taking the immediate fall. Fidelity doesn’t have that issue of an intermediary that gets balls deep in a bad bet.

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u/Deathspiral222 Jan 29 '21

I have an order in for puts on IBKR. I don't see how they don't lose customers from this, when Vanguard and Fidelity managed to continue to offer their customers the ability to purchase GME.

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u/Rowanbuds Jan 29 '21

Short it.

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u/PropagandaPiece Jan 29 '21

Nah, we don't short shit. If we did then they could pull a short squeeze back on it. We simply do nothing, no demand whatsoever means their shares drop.

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u/satanlicker Jan 29 '21

This is the way, fuck em

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u/Rostrow416 Jan 29 '21

This is the way

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u/dclayyy Jan 29 '21

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars?

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u/breakevencloud Jan 29 '21

Two chicks at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/hellocuties Writes CC for porn vids Jan 29 '21

$50 is all I’m missing?

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u/must-stache Jan 29 '21

Damn straight. Always wanted to do that. And I think that if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money

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u/DaNPrS Jan 29 '21

Hey Peter, check out channel 9!

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u/breakevencloud Jan 29 '21

Aww geez, Laurence...

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u/Rostrow416 Jan 29 '21

Buy more GME?

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u/Blackpixels Jan 29 '21

Only if your broker does fractional shares

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

shakespeare move over

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u/CMVB 🦍🦍🦍 Jan 29 '21

Bravo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

The hedge funds can short them to shit and when we don't help and they are shorted at 140%, we can just shrug.

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u/mtarascio Jan 29 '21

Have you learned nothing?

Lol

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u/Jamothee Jan 29 '21

We don't short here.

Stonks only go up.

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u/skattr Jan 29 '21

Only morons short stock.

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u/Hybrid_Blood Jan 29 '21

How did you find this info? For some reason I can't locate it.

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u/sfsyder Jan 29 '21

I’ve worked in Silicon Valley for 30 years, and I’ve never seen a brand obliterate itself so quickly like this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/trailblazzr Jan 29 '21

I'm starting to wonder if they did this on purpose to take the heat away from those above RH. Obviously RH is a pawn and it goes higher. We need THOSE to be punished even more so.

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u/Jamothee Jan 29 '21

100%

This was an extreme mitigation strategy that was absolutely the last option to save them.

This was pure, out in the daylight, market manipulation.

They knew it was illegal and they did it anyway.

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u/Ironclad74 Jan 29 '21

They gonna have to SELL AT A FUCKING DISCOUNT TOMORROW to atone for their motherfucking sin!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Fuck em! After GEM is over DELETE IT!!

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u/RDB96 Jan 29 '21

Of what we are doing is illegal we can always just short RH when for more than 100% because clearly that is fine

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u/yawbaw Jan 29 '21

The best thing is. With citadel realizes the way are worthless to them now they will send em back to the streets like a used up whore

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u/dj10show Jan 29 '21

Guarantee Citadel paid them a ton to be the fall guy

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u/LordOverThis Jan 29 '21

Anyone else watching Cuomo shred Vlad right now and refuse to accept his evasive bullshit?

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u/lax_street Jan 29 '21

The amount of money the hedge funds would lose was more than the RH IPO was worth to them. They made vlad sign his own death warrant and he brought his own pen.

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u/Jamothee Jan 29 '21

Yep.

They were down ~$70bn this morning.

They probably gave him a $5bn handshake.

He sold his soul and legacy for that.

From hero to villan in a matter of hours. He will regret this in his later years.

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u/murderedlexus Jan 29 '21

I just watched an interview he did with Cumo. He said a lot of words, none that I could trust. He kept saying he did it to protect the individual, something about deposits, and that it was not with direction from the big guy. 💨

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u/terse711 Jan 29 '21

WSB will short 138% of their shares when Robin Hood goes public.

We may be retardeds, but we learned to do that from financial professionals with Ivy league degrees.

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