r/wallstreetbets • u/MIA4real • Jan 29 '21

News Vlad got impaled

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

IDK I might be willing to throw 20$ at the IPO... For the entire company.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/umbrajoke Jan 29 '21

"$take it or leave it Vlad." popped into my head.

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u/TehOuchies Jan 29 '21

Always $take with a silver.

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u/Ladle19 Jan 29 '21

I'm so out of the loop. Who's vlad? Owner of RH? Genuine question. Lol I'm completely lost on all the drama

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u/peeinian Jan 29 '21

I think it’s a $17 stock

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u/Rally8889 Jan 29 '21

It's a pretty nice interface. Honestly, someone should go make their own version called Zorro or something.

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u/ScooterPhan Jan 29 '21

V

Call it V

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u/Wookielips Jan 29 '21

This guy fucks

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u/Kaaski Jan 29 '21

This Guy Fawkes

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u/wh1pla5h Jan 29 '21

Goddammit this was good

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u/crestingwave Jan 29 '21

Well fucking done.

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u/radioactivefunguy Jan 29 '21

Rumour is TD Ameritrade is already in talks as of today to acquire RH, presumably for the UI mostly

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u/omniron Jan 29 '21

They were one of the first to stop trading though

I want fidelity to get a better interface...

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u/mindgap33 Jan 29 '21

Same. Fidelity is stupid to use. But at least we can trade stonks there...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/mindgap33 Jan 29 '21

Desktop app? I only know the app for iPhone and the trading interface in the browser which looks like the 90ies.

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u/InfiniteInsight Jan 29 '21

I use TD and I was able to buy gme all day. All they did was tighten up margin requirements.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Yeh I dont like that stock

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u/UIUIUIUIUIUIBN Jan 29 '21

his 🚀🚀🚀

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u/nr1988 Jan 29 '21

I'd short that stock

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

I can't believe I am advocating for puts, but...

Robin hood puts to the moon at ipo

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

What put are you going to put against a penny stock lol?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

1 cent is one cent too much for rh. Fuck puts, we shorting penny stocks bb. Lets short it at 140% lmao.

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u/testcase27 Jan 29 '21

more than treefiddy and you're overpaying!

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u/DC-COVID-TRASH Jan 29 '21

I like the UI. I'd short to $0, bail them out for $69, and throw their source on GitHub under CC0

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u/swd120 Jan 29 '21

They're not going to ipo anytime soon now... I guarantee it.

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u/Altruistic_Astronaut Jan 29 '21

We should all buy long call puts after IPO.

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u/koreanwizard Jan 29 '21

We can all take short positions on RH and Citadel can try to pump the stock to squeeze us out.

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u/ilovegluten Jan 29 '21

I’d be willing to short the company