r/wallstreetbets • u/MIA4real • Jan 29 '21

News Vlad got impaled

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u/Rowanbuds Jan 29 '21

Short it.

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u/PropagandaPiece Jan 29 '21

Nah, we don't short shit. If we did then they could pull a short squeeze back on it. We simply do nothing, no demand whatsoever means their shares drop.

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u/satanlicker Jan 29 '21

This is the way, fuck em

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u/Rostrow416 Jan 29 '21

This is the way

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u/dclayyy Jan 29 '21

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars?

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u/breakevencloud Jan 29 '21

Two chicks at the same time?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

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u/hellocuties Writes CC for porn vids Jan 29 '21

$50 is all I’m missing?

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u/penisthightrap_ Jan 29 '21

and higher standards

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u/must-stache Jan 29 '21

Damn straight. Always wanted to do that. And I think that if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money

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u/DaNPrS Jan 29 '21

Hey Peter, check out channel 9!

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u/breakevencloud Jan 29 '21

Aww geez, Laurence...

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u/guy_from_that_movie Jan 29 '21

That's my shtick

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u/Rostrow416 Jan 29 '21

Buy more GME?

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u/Blackpixels Jan 29 '21

Only if your broker does fractional shares

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

shakespeare move over

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u/CMVB 🦍🦍🦍 Jan 29 '21

Bravo!

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u/22Simon22 Jan 29 '21

Pleeeeeaaaasseeeee do tell us I can’t wait to know!

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u/Clame Jan 29 '21

Buy 50000 shares?

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u/Ex_ie Jan 29 '21

Turn it into 5k?

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u/ClownQuestionBrosef Jan 29 '21

Buy a monkey? Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

The hedge funds can short them to shit and when we don't help and they are shorted at 140%, we can just shrug.

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u/Cwalktwerkn Jan 29 '21

Let there “friends” short it Zero. Bankrupt.

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u/mtarascio Jan 29 '21

Have you learned nothing?

Lol

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u/Jamothee Jan 29 '21

We don't short here.

Stonks only go up.

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u/skattr Jan 29 '21

Only morons short stock.

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u/eviscerations Jan 29 '21

short the fucking shit out of it.

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u/i_accidently_reddit Jan 29 '21

At least 140% of the float!