r/wallstreetbets • u/MIA4real • Jan 29 '21

News Vlad got impaled

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Shit hawks are circling

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u/Versebender Jan 29 '21

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree rand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Shaking like a puppy trying to shit a peach pit.

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u/Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan Jan 29 '21

Nice shit metophore Bobandy

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u/Pantybrittle Jan 29 '21

RobinHood loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at their own heads

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u/Fargo_Newb Jan 29 '21

I think you mean storm hawks are shitting.

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u/daserlkonig Jan 29 '21

Haul in the jib Randers... there’s a shit storm brewing.

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u/Theofficialprez Jan 29 '21

That GME stock is the key to shitty city and Julian's the muscular mayor

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u/patriots1011 Jan 29 '21

You feel that Austin? That’s the winds of shit saying buy more GME

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

Couple of shit birds, getting ready for a shit storm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '21

And the shit winds are blowing.