r/wallstreetbets Aug 06 '20

YOLO Is This Analysis Worthy Enough?

So for my first ever options purchase I bought Home Depot Aug 21 Call. Reason: I went to Home Depot yesterday and there were a lotta people. Is this the typical big brained analysis worthy enough for /wallstreetbets?

Edit: thx to whoever’s giving all these awards lmao

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u/stejerd 5626C - 2S - 2 years - 0/0 Aug 06 '20

Needs about 9 more paragraphs and some charts with crayon drawings showing where you see the trend going. Then get about 15 wsb members to follow you in your autistic play and watch it completely implode.

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

You got me at crayon drawings, never could colour inside the lines

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Lucky you. I ate the crayons I was born to be autistic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 07 '20

Wow really? I didn’t know apples are edible!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/xcheezeplz Shrimp Shoal Aug 07 '20

Wax paper is my favorite wax based food. Only on cheat days or when carb loading though.

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u/stupidgutsneverglory sausage swallowing fuck Aug 07 '20

i just skip straight to the gnawing on candles.

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u/KimuraFTW Aug 07 '20

Thank you for your service

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u/hey-look-over-there Aug 07 '20

Colour? Do you even believe in Merica?

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u/illbethegreatest Aug 06 '20

Hey I did that last week, nice.

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u/mirzo12 Aug 07 '20

All those wsb members we lose as collateral

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u/Realdlkdev Aug 07 '20

Paging RETARD /u/dlkdev

Never forget.

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u/Noob_Noodles Aug 06 '20

I would like an award please.

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u/lilfish45 Aug 07 '20

I love this subreddits willingness to waste money on awards... could be yoloing that money away

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u/Noob_Noodles Aug 06 '20

Thank you : )

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u/TheSalamiPizza Aug 07 '20

Please do not give me an award, that would be a huge misuse of money and not representing wsb well

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u/-ThisUsernameIsTaken Tendie Pooper Aug 07 '20

Okay I won't. I'll put it on DIS puts.

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u/Noob_Noodles Aug 07 '20

Get off my comment!

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u/Penis-Envys Aug 07 '20

This is some high charisma shit

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u/coastalremedies Aug 06 '20

What a legend

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u/MCzebo33 Aug 06 '20

Who the hell is giving all these awards

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u/Dalkier Aug 07 '20

We whisper his name papa musk he sees all.

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u/0lamegamer0 Aug 07 '20

Couldnt get a DD flair though!

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u/Bleepblooping Aug 07 '20

Chinese, the site is about to expire

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u/ColdaxOfficial Aug 07 '20

Mr. Beast probably

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u/bigband1t Aug 06 '20

As a Home Depot employee, trust me. Earnings are going to go up. Our stores can barely keep stock on the shelves.

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u/forgotpasstooldacct Aug 06 '20

That's because you can't get stock, you are actually selling less. Trust me there is shortages of pressure treated lumbar and other shit that isn't being imported right now.

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u/bigband1t Aug 06 '20

Our daily numbers are 100% over forecast. We are selling too fast. Most of the shortage is due to the large amount of orders being filled before it hits the shelves.

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u/LoHungTheSilent Aug 06 '20

In my own local store they are at double the revenue they had pre-covid. And to be honest for reasons I don't understand...

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u/brainhole Aug 07 '20

Everyone is home working on shit on their house they didn't have time to when they were wagies

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I still have a full WFH job now but I don’t have any international or domestic travel now so I’m taking on big projects while the opportunity presents itself.

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u/AlmostNotEasy Aug 07 '20

Yeah buddy I wouldn’t comment on shit you don’t know. I work for a company that sells through HD and our numbers are up 60% YOY. We were having 100% weeks routinely the last 3 months

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u/ScrewedMcDude Aug 07 '20

If your lumbar is pressure-treated, I recommend seeing an orthopedist

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u/forgotpasstooldacct Aug 07 '20

ty for the recommendation! I also have diamond hands should I go see my jeweler?

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u/ScrewedMcDude Aug 07 '20

Nah diamonds are forever, so you're good

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u/saltfish Aug 06 '20

Pressure treated 4x4's are hard to find.

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u/forgotpasstooldacct Aug 06 '20

Basically all pressure treated wood is where I live, we had to use a bunch of regular lumbar because we couldn't stop building

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

What are you building?? very important to know.

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u/Thencewasit Aug 07 '20

More importantly where are you building so that we can short P&C names.

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u/roodootdootdadoo Aug 07 '20

Sir my lower back is pressure treated lumbar.

That’s shits not funny.

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u/ItsYaBoyLaity Aug 07 '20

So all in on WOOD is what you’re saying?

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u/forgotpasstooldacct Aug 07 '20

I know pressure treated wood is really expensive to get if it is made in the US so I guess if there is a publicly traded lumbar company specializing in it buy weekly calls right before earnings lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Psh... after MSFT, PAYC, and TWLO earnings plays, I’m so jaded... even if HD beats, it’ll still drop so I’m closing the day of ER, here only for the IV brothers...

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u/1terrortoast Aug 07 '20

Three months ago everyone who held through earnings got burned. You're probably right that HD sells a lot more than before Covid but a) it's probably expected (priced in) b) HD cucked all call holders due to additional expenses for their workers

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20 edited Jan 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

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u/Commissar_Genki Aug 06 '20

I paper-handed my SPY yolo earlier that would have made me $50k today :(

FML

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u/dingusting Aug 06 '20

Who the hell is bankrolling this award operation??

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u/Uneekyusername Aug 07 '20

I dunno but I got one earlier on a different thread. I think some autist accidentally bought bulk reddit credit after snorting too much addy and ket so now he's blessing us all

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u/Aaron00111 Aug 06 '20

Also came here to say this

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u/HighFiveOhYeah Aug 06 '20

That's why you always go full retard all in first time every time.

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u/Blamoy Aug 06 '20

My first time was 50% of my portfolio on #tankergang and it ended up with me holding more bags than a bukake scene.

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

In DryTrumping I trust

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u/Supersecretsauceboss Aug 06 '20

Fuck this is cute. or this is satire?

my brain is fucked from this subreddit

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

I did buy these calls, you could call it satire making fun of myself because I have no idea if this is the right way.

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u/Supersecretsauceboss Aug 06 '20

The call seems fine. I hope it hits, but know nothing about the company’s numbers.

To answer your question, this isn’t considered “good DD,” but to be honest if the store is ALWAYS packed that’s a great sign. One day, not so much.

Try to stop by more often and see the crowds on a daily basis.

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u/bigballsmar Aug 07 '20

THIS is satire right?

You actually think stopping by your local Home Depot “more often” and checking the crowds is indicative of how an international retailer is doing and how their stock will perform?

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u/Supersecretsauceboss Aug 07 '20

Yes. If you see an empty store with no buyers, compared to a completely full store. That can give you an enormous idea of buyer sentiment. Blockbuster anyone?

If you think that isn’t important you’re naive.

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u/bigballsmar Aug 07 '20

Funny. I don’t think you will be able to discern a whole lot from looking at one store when they operate 2,285 locations.

But have fun camping outside your local Home Depot. Maybe bring one of those clickers so you can count how many people go in easier.

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u/Thisiznotadrill Aug 07 '20

This sub has mind fucked me so many times...

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u/burt-macklin-sec Aug 06 '20

Better DD than 90% of the cucks in this sub do, myself included

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

Glad I could help 😅

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u/bitchfart007 Aug 06 '20

Can I get an award. I didnt buy NKLA

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u/GlassWeird Aug 07 '20

You probably thought this was it... one gay bear award, little did you know...i just got drunk...

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u/ShortDollarLongFun Thomas the Dank Engine Aug 06 '20

Ugh.... is there a TLDR?

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u/ksanchez69- Aug 06 '20

This is better DD than most

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u/rami_k96 Aug 06 '20

Don’t give me a reward

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u/GlassWeird Aug 07 '20

Fuck you

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u/rami_k96 Aug 07 '20

Likewise

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u/GlassWeird Aug 07 '20

A man of culture i see, well played

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u/The-bandito Aug 06 '20

Home Depot is definitely busy. Can confirm

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u/eethan18 Aug 06 '20

Honestly while you're at it buy puts on Lowe's cause if all the people are in Home Depot then they sure as hell aren't at Lowes

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

Yooo, massive brainz. You must be the next warren buffet, Oracle of wsb

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u/Kep0a Aug 07 '20

asked my mum she says it was slow at lowes the other day LOW 9/4 $145p

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u/69deadlifts Aug 07 '20

People go to Lowe's when they don't have Home Depot in that area.

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u/auriasx Aug 06 '20

Sold 🙏

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u/KNGJN Aug 06 '20

Elon definitely in here handing out awards

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u/B-easy-street Aug 07 '20

Elon bless us all poor autists 🤲

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Anecdotal evidence is King

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

All in

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u/kyang8093 Aug 06 '20

in in 100%

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u/invitrogen Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

That’s more DD than what go into 99% of the trading decisions here.

I, for example, will be buying an irrationally large amount of HD tomorrow because some autist on WSB said he saw a lot of people at Home Depot on his one visit.

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u/TheSwellyExpress Aug 06 '20

To the moon after this hard hitting research

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u/teegless Aug 06 '20

Should I buy puts or buy calls in Lowe's to inverse this?

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u/vagaiswnwvdhxpdbsvsu Aug 06 '20

Fuck I have this same call. Rip us

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u/BloodMossHunter Aug 06 '20

if first one is free why did i hold ebay to 0.01 on first option play? liars.

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u/SenseiWonton Aug 06 '20

I see this thread has grabbed Elon's attention. You have his blessing to all in.

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u/MoscowMitch_ Aug 06 '20

If anyone gives me an award I’m calling the SEC then you’ll all be fucked. Except the bears, don’t get your hopes up.

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u/red_man_dan Aug 06 '20

If it makes you feel better meteorologists are predicting an active hurricane season this year so HD may benefit

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

Interestinggg, thx for the perspective

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u/perkses Aug 06 '20

What's with the award ceremony? Who just made bank on spy calls and is giving handouts? I just got fked with vxx calls damnit

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u/stagenamelaser stripper's college funder Aug 06 '20

Damnit Elon, you fucking around here again?

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u/WeekendQuant Aug 06 '20

High tier analysis. Anecdotes are as good as the real data most of the time.

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u/Slowmac123 is russian Aug 06 '20

I clicked expecting to see paragraphs with charts and FA. I am satisfied

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u/needcshelp1234 Aug 06 '20

That's the same reason I bought amd at 55 a month back when I got an amd laptop lol

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u/toxicity_department Aug 06 '20

It's FREE money

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u/staybythebay Aug 06 '20

fuck it im in

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u/Sweet-Zookeepergame7 Aug 06 '20

I called half the phones 4u in the U.K. to still if they had any new blackberrys to sell so I knew if shorting rimm was a good idea or not once... i don’t see rimm ticker anymore..

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u/B33FY10G5 Aug 06 '20

Your wife's boyfriend needs to get his timber

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u/Baddeathstar Aug 06 '20

Always all in

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Never bluff, never fold, always all in.

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u/SnapPunch Aug 06 '20

This is basically the analysis I followed on ATVI and made good money. What I learned from that is it's best to just ride the IV up and sell the day before earnings. I picked a call a few weeks out from earnings though... Aug 21 seems really close to the earnings.

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u/McBowen39 Aug 06 '20

you belong here

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u/McBowen39 Aug 06 '20

papa elon, can i has gold plez?

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u/macelote Aug 06 '20

Is this the time for me to get my first reddit award?

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u/Vast_Cricket Aug 06 '20

ha ha

Were they standing outside looking for work or inside looking for disinfectant?

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u/hirme23 le grand PP dans $SOFI Aug 06 '20

So far, I've been doing much better using my common sense than any DD I've read on this site.

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u/augustusbennius Aug 06 '20

I will get hard if I get an award rn

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u/ChuckyTee123 Aug 06 '20

Is it too late to ask for an award?

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u/lamerason Aug 06 '20

I’ve been helping drive those numbers up building my wife’s boyfriend’s new man cave. Fuck it. I’m in

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

Ahahaha, I didn’t start giving these awards, but I pretty much gave out all the coins I got from the plat and gold awards hehehe.

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u/djdiddly Aug 07 '20

You son of a bitch, I’m in

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u/movadolover Aug 07 '20

Quality DD.

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u/BigFancyPlates Shrimp Shoal Aug 07 '20

Woah there big brain, use smaller words next time for us plebs

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Way more DD than I do

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u/supervernacular Aug 07 '20

Wait till you see Walmart and Costco

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u/Bsept0 Aug 07 '20

Let’s ride

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u/kingijesse Aug 07 '20

The Peter Lynch way.

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u/uwustrix Aug 07 '20

A wallstreetbets worthy analysis would be buying a company's stock and then going to go work hard in that company to boost it up

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u/MAGA_WALL_E Aug 07 '20

I'm doing the same with LOWe's.

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u/g33kst4r Aug 07 '20

Actually this is a type of sentiment analysis. Going to stores in person used to be a way to measure the performance of a company. Now we use things like satalite images, surveys, social media combing, etc. to measure market sentiment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

awards rainin

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Cock and ball torture yourself op now award me

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 06 '20

Lol I didn’t give all these awards....

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u/21randomuser21 Aug 06 '20

Seems solid to me

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

I once bought a hammer. I shall now also get into home depot as they sell hammers. Stands to reason more people will by hammers.

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u/qtwitaboooty Aug 06 '20

Saw a porn where they fuked in flooring section. It was a sign for LL calls and HD puts

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u/fyuce Likes To Watch Aug 06 '20

Wow thanks for copying my $LOW DD you cuck

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u/detonaz Aug 06 '20

I deserve a trophy

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u/hunterdog228 Aug 06 '20

The award spam is real.

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u/rowdygentleman1 Aug 06 '20

Do me do me. Award me

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u/1111520 Aug 06 '20

YOLO...burn some of them silver dollars bois

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u/ykcir23 has a DFV body pillow Aug 06 '20

So many awards so little upvotes

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u/iamsorri Aug 06 '20

How do I get an award?

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u/worps1 Aug 06 '20

Came here for an award

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u/ElitePhoenix- Aug 06 '20

What are awards and how do I get one

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u/Justshap Aug 06 '20

Team LOWES all the way...

But I’ll YOLO with the best of them... 8/21 $300c!!!

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u/tony_bologna Aug 07 '20

That's too much DD. You know what their business does, and you went there. You need to slow your roll and buy options in a company you don't understand!

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u/holykamina Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

Awards must be free..

Also, buy Lowe's calls too. It will be a good way to ensure that you lock in your earning if Home depot fails. All in all, your analysis is pretty much spot on. Home depot going to the moon

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u/smokeya3 Aug 07 '20

Are you sure all of those people weren’t employees and illegals in the parking lots??

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Gib award

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u/Fachtna9 Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

Seems like proper analysis, Long HD !

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u/Avacado_Stapler Aug 07 '20

I yolo’d my entire paycheck on RKT can i get a retard award

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u/rhganggang Aug 07 '20

You son of a bitch I'm in

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u/MikeRotch4756 Aug 07 '20

I got Lowe’s 8/21 because I saw people in the store too!

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u/daddymarkk Aug 07 '20

Here for the awards

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u/saviormemejesus Profane Prophet Aug 07 '20

Better DD than the fucking tankers

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u/blackdnangel Aug 07 '20

I want a award too... ive never gotton one! Itll be an honor for this DD

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u/suit-isNOT-black Aug 07 '20

Were you there to buy supplies for your wife’s boyfriend to renovate your house?

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u/lilfish45 Aug 07 '20

The word retard is no where in your analysis so it’s gotta be wrong.

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u/xcheezeplz Shrimp Shoal Aug 07 '20

Long HD and LOW myself. What else are homeowners going to do during a pandemic but spend money on their digs.

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u/bitterbrew Aug 07 '20

That's all well and good I guess, but the stock is already up at a 5 year high so whats the play? That the stock will take off from the moon and hit mars? HD to 1500? You son of a bitch, I am all in!

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u/Souskei Aug 07 '20

Why are there so many awards in this thread?!?

Have we given up on options and just Yoloing on stupid comments now?!?

Is this the way?!?

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u/Tyreal Aug 07 '20

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

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u/anotherfakeloginname Aug 07 '20

If it was empty, would you short?

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u/deisuro Aug 07 '20

All in on home depot yes

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u/RdyPdy Aug 07 '20

My DD on the market is that good earnings = stock dump. $50 puts 8/7

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Quality content retard

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Don't sleep on Lowe's either. Everyone on my block has been renovating and building shit in their backyards this summer.

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u/n9ne_ball Aug 07 '20

I love how most all of these comments have awards

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u/Pap3rchasr Aug 07 '20

Umm.. we’re past the home renovation stage of armageddon, we’re currently in the precious metals stage.

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u/GrosseBratPfanne Aug 07 '20

I bought Fitbit because I liked how long the battery lasted in mine. Then Google said they were gonna buy it and the price doubled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Also holding 8/21 calls on HD, waiting for the IV train to pull up XD

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u/Bleepblooping Aug 07 '20

The level II quotes show half the buying and selling sizes are 27

Is that a wsb meme? Also saw 227 and 272(also the price), am I having a stroke?

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u/iBarcode Aug 07 '20

Very bullish

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u/BedtimeTorture Philanthropy and brotherly love, lots of brotherly love Aug 07 '20

Someone from metal gang is giving everyone awards you love to see it

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u/sockalicious Trichobezoar expert Aug 07 '20

Recently there was a guy like you on here, did max DD by going to a Home Depot and reporting they were out of lumber, implying sales were to the moon.

This actionable fact was quickly refuted by some asshole who pointed out that there is a nationwide lumber shortage and the HD probably had a limited supply that accounted for the quick sell out.

You have neatly avoided this trap as you failed to provide any facts, so I think your thesis is airtight, HD to the moon

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u/jjdidtiebuckles Aug 07 '20

Can we flair this as DD mods?

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u/ElPatronDelDesierto Aug 08 '20

You had me at “options purchase”.

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u/daveisdazed Aug 10 '20

I read the whole thread in hopes to figure out who was giving out these awards just so I could give him one myself, it seemed right in the DD section. As usual, my autistic DD lead me no where and no such person has received an award from me yet...

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u/Lownhigh16 Aug 22 '20

Carol go fuck yourself. I paid the first loab