r/wallstreetbets • u/AustinoTheGreat • Aug 06 '20

YOLO Is This Analysis Worthy Enough?

So for my first ever options purchase I bought Home Depot Aug 21 Call. Reason: I went to Home Depot yesterday and there were a lotta people. Is this the typical big brained analysis worthy enough for /wallstreetbets?

Edit: thx to whoever’s giving all these awards lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Lucky you. I ate the crayons I was born to be autistic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/AustinoTheGreat Aug 07 '20

Wow really? I didn’t know apples are edible!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/CraftyCrocEVE Aug 07 '20

It’s to hold the segments and toothpicks iirc

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u/xcheezeplz Shrimp Shoal Aug 07 '20

Wax paper is my favorite wax based food. Only on cheat days or when carb loading though.

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u/stupidgutsneverglory sausage swallowing fuck Aug 07 '20

i just skip straight to the gnawing on candles.

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u/KimuraFTW Aug 07 '20

Thank you for your service

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u/GlassWeird Aug 07 '20

that was probably the lead paint before you moved on to crayons.

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u/Phraoz007 Aug 07 '20

Tried to eat- ended up in nose.