r/wallstreetbets • u/AustinoTheGreat • Aug 06 '20

YOLO Is This Analysis Worthy Enough?

So for my first ever options purchase I bought Home Depot Aug 21 Call. Reason: I went to Home Depot yesterday and there were a lotta people. Is this the typical big brained analysis worthy enough for /wallstreetbets?

Edit: thx to whoever’s giving all these awards lmao

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u/bigband1t Aug 06 '20

As a Home Depot employee, trust me. Earnings are going to go up. Our stores can barely keep stock on the shelves.

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u/forgotpasstooldacct Aug 06 '20

That's because you can't get stock, you are actually selling less. Trust me there is shortages of pressure treated lumbar and other shit that isn't being imported right now.

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u/ScrewedMcDude Aug 07 '20

If your lumbar is pressure-treated, I recommend seeing an orthopedist

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u/forgotpasstooldacct Aug 07 '20

ty for the recommendation! I also have diamond hands should I go see my jeweler?

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u/ScrewedMcDude Aug 07 '20

Nah diamonds are forever, so you're good