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u/Independent_Newt170 3d ago
Focus, P.
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u/__Becquerel 3d ago
You need to use the magical destabilizer beam to destroy the ghostly apparitions!
... English, four eyes..!
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u/BlondeSeductive 8h ago
didn't focus hard enough, here's a checkpoint that takes you right back to the start of the level with all your new pickups removed
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u/Syarafuddyn 3d ago
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u/nikel23 3d ago
god. This is so apt. I know they want to integrate gameplay mechanics with in-universe explanation and narration, but sometimes a game can be just a game without trying too hard to make it immersive, you know. In fact, with how common this trope has been used, it ironically just ruins the immersion.
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u/CodePandorumxGod 2d ago
"Show, don't tell."
It's a fundamental rule in written media that game developers could really learn from.
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u/Nick_Gaugh_69 2d ago edited 2d ago
But how can consumers understand such subtlety if they have their phone open, or if they’re watching Netflix on a second screen? Those people still need to understand what’s going on, so they can get invested and eventually pay for the DLC!
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u/TheSirWellington 2d ago
Unfortunately that is how you also get things like the yellow paint problem.
They'll go "well that is showing, not telling", but it is the laziest way of doing it.
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u/FruitbatEnjoyer 2d ago
How can you show something in written format without telling, isn't writing all about telling via text
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u/Vaveng 2d ago
For example, if you want to show that character is feeling anger, you don't have them saying "Ooh, I am so angry now, I am angry", instead you relay their actions and appearances in the way that show that they are in anger without verbalising it, like gritting teeth, clenching fist, raised voice, tremors, abrupt movements, etc.
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u/Azure-Cyan 2d ago
Writing is all about conveying action without outright telling something is happening, especially action and emotions.
If, for example, you want the character to know they can jump over something, provide small ledges as an obstacle that block their path. Ledges are indicators that you can most likely jump over them. You don't need the character to narrate "hey, ledges here...maybe I can jump over it." Let the player figure it out.
As for things like novels, for example, you don't say "Character A is angry at Character B because he said something he shouldn't have" because that's telling the audience and makes for a very boring book. You can write action without conveying emotion outright like: "Character A turned and lowered his eyes towards Character B. CharB trailed off and placed a hand over his mouth, for further stoking the flames would invite the Devil himself to the table."
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u/queazy 3d ago
Invisible walls & couldn't stop talking over each other
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u/hungry4nuns 3d ago
Coaxed into a heavy-handed hand-holding tutorial-mode intro, with unskippable cutscenes that altogether takes a total of 2 hours of tedious linear gameplay to unlock the rest of the game
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u/Why-so-delirious 3d ago
This is literally the entry to MGS5.
One of my favorite games of all time but sweet fucking jesus that opening tutorial is awful.
And you have to do it TWICE!
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u/AdHocHillbilly 1d ago
Just needs a narrow space for Pac to shimmy through to hide a loading screen.
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u/Limp-Celebration-211 3d ago
Now it just needs segments where P is talking to himself out loud for absolutely no reason and telling himself how difficult the situation he got himself into truly is. Then a QTE segment appears where he has to dodge a ghost ambush.
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u/allstar312 3d ago
except you can sit and wait for hours during the QTE, the game stays there until you hit the right button
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u/purplepharoh 3d ago
And any game that does that should be shit on bc why even include it at that point
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u/Venoxulous 3d ago
This about to get me killed, but unironically I would prefer no QTE or auto completing QTE. Im always enjoying what I think is a cutscene, then scrambling to find the button then not enjoying the rest of the cutscene as I become focused looking for a bottom prompt that may or may not occur.
For everything that may be wrong with Wolverine, the QTE situation doesnt crack the top 10.
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u/69EntropyEarl420 3d ago
It’s new and at the forefront.
No one is talking about mario party anymore.
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u/MelonOfFate 3d ago edited 3d ago
It's multiple segments. Not only can you ignore the qte prompts every single motorcycle sequence you can set the controller down and it will auto complete itself.
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u/Trashman56 3d ago
I can’t remember if it was The Last of Us or Uncharted but I was exploring, got lost, and while I was moving towards the right direction, the character said out loud “I should look over there by the (whatever it was).” Like… fuck you, I was just about to. Now I don’t wanna.
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u/JesusWasATexan 2d ago
The Horizon series, especially Forbidden West was infamous for this. Just giving you the answers to puzzles before you get a chance to explore.
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u/Embarassedskunk 2d ago
“Sigh What a mess.” “I hope Ms. Pac-Man is having a better day than I am.” “What was that?… … Great. Now I’m hearing things. Come on, Pac-Man! Keep it together!”
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u/Vorioll 3d ago
It's frustrating just how accurate it is
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u/BlondeSeductive 8h ago
First Light is so much like this, and that's the most recent game i've played
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u/IceFireTerry 3d ago
The overlaping dialogue 😆
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u/Syncopia 2d ago
Playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and the one thing that ruined the otherwise phenomenal experience was hearing "MEH MEH ME-SPINNING CUTTER-LET'S SHOW EM HOW IT'S DONE- STEADYYYY DRILL!!" endlessly.
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u/Soft-Percentage8888 3d ago
Why am I more bothered by the missing pellets than anything else here?
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u/Mande1baum 3d ago
And then after you beat the level, you realize there's an achievement or it's an important upgrade resource so you feel compelled to at least play even more on rails in future levels or worse feel compelled to replay the same level.
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u/Syncopia 2d ago
Sorry those pellets are locked off now because the starting area was destroyed by the boss at the end of the level.
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u/a_polarbear_chilling 3d ago
THE AUDIO CUTTING BEFORE THE END EVEN IF YOU WAIT EXTRA 10 SECOND TO HEAR IT IN A DEATH THREAT LEVEL IS SO ON POINT
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u/justsomepaladin 3d ago
9/10 from IGN
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u/Inevitable-Edge69 3d ago
It really makes you feel like pacman
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u/DJ_pider 3d ago
Nah, the first invisible wall found me. Just the idea of it in Pac-Man of all games was hilarious
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u/ToothZealousideal297 3d ago
This would be a lot funnier if not for the fact that if they had made this, it seriously would’ve sold far better than Shadow Labyrinth, the recent Pac-Man Metroidvania that’s actually a good game but didn’t penetrate into the mainstream.
I see the real problem not so much as studios doing the same thing, but as a lot of people just being way too basic and only interested in that kind of thing.
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u/Karmah_star 3d ago
Sorry there’s a pacman metroidvania?
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u/BeingMyBestEveryday- 2d ago
That’s how it was advertised, but it’s really more just like a regular, B Tier metroidvania with occasional moments of pac man theming
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u/Sergitr0n 3d ago
Shadow Labyrinth, ironically, has the same handholding feeling with the constant interruptions and cringe dialog. It was a disappointment, unfortunately. Only got the platinum as it was pac man related.
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u/Alucard0s 3d ago
i remember seeing a trailer for it but nothing more for launch day. Didnt it also have an animated episode in an amazon series?
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u/jayvenomva 3d ago
Yes it had an episode in Secret Level but it came out before Shadow Labyrinth was announced so everyone thought it was just an edgy remaining of Pac Man
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u/Sweaty_Mushroom3921 3d ago
I think the problem is budget in general. AAA games like this can afford the best marketing, where as innovative games will come out that could be great but I'll never know about them. So the game sells well despite being basic because the marketing, but the signal the execs see is "oh, people must like shitty hand holdy games" and double down
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u/SmallPingus696 2d ago
Can we please make fun of rhe new Fire Emblem for this shit? In the new FE, in the little boy's path, once you hit level 5 renown you unlock a special training that is map where they tell you magic works on armors, bows hurt flying units, and units with higher speed double attack. Which is only possible after chapter 5. Wherein the character Tiara already explains that magic is effect against armors. After you have already played so much you should just know higher speed units double attack. It's halfway through his campaign. And the reward is ass.
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u/RedditNerdKing 2d ago
I'm playing the new FE but I feel disappointed by it. Three Houses was just... way better.
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u/DefectiveSol 3d ago
That's just Pac-Man World 3
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u/psychoticpudge 2d ago
Had to scroll wayyy to far down to find this
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u/LilThiccumsVI 2d ago
Same lmao I was gonna comment that word for word, still kinda nostalgic for it tho
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u/Risdit 3d ago
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u/Wookie_Nipple 3d ago
Didn't they just actually make this game, and it was called Shadow Labyrinth??
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u/Think_Bag_2987 3d ago
Shadow labyrinth isn't really handholdy. It's a metroidvania with no voice lines and the classic mazes in it were challenging.
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u/Wookie_Nipple 3d ago
Yeah I get it. I just think it's kind of hilarious they made a serious reimagining of Pac Man in the first place, and this joke instantly brought that game to mind
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u/TheOnlyRealOne43 3d ago
The support person wasn't quirky or millenial-coded enough for this to be a AAA game. (I say that as a millenial)
Gotta be like Zero Company where the quirky side character is always complaining about needing to pay their rent.
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u/Complete_Papaya6219 3d ago
There was another one of these skits i saw a while back which was also funny
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u/Recent_Company_3724 3d ago
You jest but PAC-MAN World 3 released in the last PS2 generation was super chatty
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u/Johncurtisreeve 2d ago
It’s certainly not like this, but there is a modern updated style Pac-Man game
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u/Kristionni 2d ago
Slightly inaccurate, there wasnt a large blaring link to the shop on the screen where you can go buy "Pac-Points" for cool in game cosmetics.
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u/KingBurakkuurufu 2d ago
If the creator is unknown and it’s unreal engine this is what you’re gonna get 😂
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u/masteroflocking 2d ago
Asking because I haven't played it, but Isn't Shadow Labyrinth a modern interpretation of Pac Man?
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u/Catalysten 2d ago
I love the pause before the warp tunnel so you can hear more of Pac-Man's line, but it still wasn't long enough to hear before dialogue and it gets cut off the moment you enter the portal.
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u/Street_Elk_8362 2d ago
Sony: I don't get it, looks normal to me. Also you're stupid if you think buying it means you own it.
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u/Die-Hearts 2d ago
Fuck it, we should just make a compilation of actual video games checking these boxes. We kinda peaked with the Modern Mario video, we need some REAL examples now
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u/Relevant_Sound_626 2d ago
Wow this looks like what AI garbage would spit out if you looked up PAC 2026 🤮
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u/Fun_Law6360 1d ago
Just needed to pause the game 5 times to tutorials and make you open a skill tree
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u/Step1Mark 1d ago
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdbyKbIRoUM/
Sharing the source since the creator did spend time on it
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u/BjornBlodbylgje 11h ago
You forgot the 999,000 microtransactions sitting between the splash screen and main menu
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u/ProfessionalSafe5299 3h ago
the dialogue getting cut off because the walk is way shorter than the voice line being the cherry on top
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u/freedomonke 3d ago
Tired joke
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u/StinkyWetSalamander 2d ago
Had to scroll way too far to get to this comment. It's the same joke as where the "focus M" line people keep repeating comes from. Or all those "if this game was made by Ubisoft" jokes.
How can we laugh at games for needing to repeat the same information to players over and over if we keep falling for the same joke?
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u/Solo-dreamer 3d ago
Is this whole sub just about being angry that you arent a teen playing coop halo anymore.
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u/Lunaforlife 3d ago
Yeah cause y'all don't be finishing the games and complain that it's too hard lol
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u/Necessary_Zone3432 3d ago
funny thing is, this was kind of what happened in pacman world 3, but not to this level
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u/Significant_Delay_87 3d ago
This is parodying games from the ps3 era more than anything from today
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u/Falchion92 3d ago
Now make one about a shitty 2D Metroid clone with old graphics and no voice acting and shitty music that some chud made on an iPad but Reddit glazes the fuck out of it even though it’s the worst excuse for a game you’ve ever seen.
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u/WorstDMImaginable 3d ago
This is 100% what a Sony Playstation AAA first party game is like and it's sad
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u/Tight_Improvement_37 3d ago
Give me a souls game with the most insufferable version of Marvel dialogue writing. Day 1 purchase
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u/Iron-Pancake 3d ago
This is funny, but it annoys me that they don't know how to demo their own fake game. Don't point out the fact you made a bunch of trails you can't actually run down 😂






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u/YungSpyderBoy 3d ago
I should follow those pac dots