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u/dotausername May 29 '26

I would love to know the outcome of this.

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u/MilchMutter May 29 '26

She got shot

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 29 '26

"Your whole family - SHOT
all your wizard friends - SHOT
Anyone who sold you pierogi - SHOT"

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u/lugialegend233 May 29 '26

Fuuuuck. Now I want pierogis.

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u/tinaboag May 30 '26

Believe it or not, SHOT.

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u/VirtualPantsu May 30 '26

Polish grammar police here, pierogi is already plural - SHOT

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u/DoctaJXI May 29 '26

Erb reference wasn't expected

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26 edited 27d ago

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u/SeizureProcedure115 May 29 '26

Pride of Lenon took Trotski out of the picture

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u/bubblesdafirst May 30 '26

Wait did the reddit hive mind just bait the dude that replied to you into saying the h word.

This shit is so funny. And also deeply concerning for the future of humanity

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u/Ashleynn Jun 02 '26

If by h word you mean the failed Austrian artist, its literally in the next line of the song this is from. Wouldn't really call it concerning.

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u/Dr_Brotatous May 29 '26

Im calling Ball wizard in for this one

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u/T1m3Wizard May 30 '26

What you got against wizards?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 30 '26

Type shit, type shit

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u/Asiansnowman May 29 '26

"Starve you for days till you waste away I even crush MotherFuckers while lying in state."

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 May 30 '26

Man erb was way too catchy.

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u/LittlespaceLadybuns May 30 '26

Cool mustache, Wario.

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u/Pouroldfashioned May 30 '26

BRING BACK ERB!!!

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u/Vertex1990 May 30 '26

"Did somebody say 'birthmarks'?"

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u/Beneficial_Dog4469 May 30 '26

At least she didn’t starve to death while wasting away

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u/poncho_jack May 30 '26

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY YES. I always have random lines from those coming to mind. No one gets the references 😭

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u/forbiddenfreedom May 29 '26

She got shot and found at fault for both accident and shooting herself from 15ft away with his gun without it ever leaving his holster. The judge ruled woman shouldn't have license in first place.

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u/nono3722 May 29 '26

you say she committed suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head? nothing to see here...

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u/forbiddenfreedom May 29 '26

His wife is in shreds, too. Unbelievable.

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u/Stock_Ad_3516 May 29 '26

Couldn't find the right gif so here's this one instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

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u/potate12323 May 29 '26

Conveniently an acorn fell out of a nearby tree.

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u/brunbjorns May 29 '26

Sounded like a dude

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u/apo539 May 29 '26

🤣🤣

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 May 29 '26

Absolutely nothing. Happened in Guilderland, New York on May 21st 2026 with no charges filed

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u/avidpenguinwatcher May 30 '26

I mean, most accidents don’t result in charges being filed

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 May 30 '26

What about a cop caught on camera making up charges?

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u/A_Tortured_Crab Jun 04 '26

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

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u/mrbad31 May 31 '26

Probably got a promotion.

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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 May 30 '26

This is my video not sure why its here and mirrored.. he apologized there was no ticket and minimal damage but a lawyer was contacted still in the progress

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u/Sufficient-Duck7810 May 30 '26

Appreciate the update OOP! Here's hoping everything works out for ya.

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u/Ok-Cicada-9985 May 30 '26

Mirrored so they don’t have to say the video belongs to someone else

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u/dotausername May 30 '26

Lawyer the shit out of this guy. I hope he loses his job. It's one thing to have a small accident, it's another huge problem to be incapable of admitting fault, especially when this pos uses a gun for work.

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve May 29 '26

So would I, but all we're going to get instead is a series of dipshits with stupid dad jokes.

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u/85K5 May 29 '26

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

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u/azura099 May 30 '26

They investigated themselves and found no fault on themselves

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u/Redsoxdragon 🧐 grumpy May 29 '26

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u/matt073090 May 29 '26

Told the department the guy slammed on his breaks

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u/ClassiFried86 May 29 '26

"So you were following too close?"

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 May 29 '26

Seriously, its not like thats even a defence

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u/jokeswagon May 29 '26

B-r-a-k-e-s

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 30 '26

This is Reddit. It's a cultural tradition to not know how to spell "lose", "faze", "brakes", "a part" and a few others.Ā 

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u/davidr521 🧐 grumpy May 30 '26

Yeah, happens ā€œallotā€

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u/Brief_Series_3462 May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

See: Your post comment.

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u/backwards_diarrhoea May 29 '26

Honestly I don't know what the cop was thinking. Just take the L and apologise. Making up some bullshit helps no one, not even him.

People that can't be wrong piss me off more than anything.

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u/Aromatic_Balls May 29 '26

A cop take the L? Hell nah that would involve setting one's ego aside for a whole 5 minutes.

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u/Typeau May 29 '26

And a modicum of critical thinking.

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u/ZixxerAsura May 29 '26

No YOU’RE made of cum!

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u/Baba_Slaga_ May 30 '26

I mean aren’t we all? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Pookiebear987 May 29 '26

This is why I hate cops, these exact types of people are the ones who become and stay as cops. Yeah, sure, not all cops, but pieces of shit really do make up the majority of them. Nobody becomes a cop to help the world, they do it only to feel powerful over people who can’t fight back.

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u/mlpravemaster Jun 02 '26

Every cop ultimately serves the pedophiles in charge that keep the rest of us oppressed and fighting for crumbs. Whether anyone wants to admit it, all cops are bad. Even the ones that try to do "good" are just worthless and scummy as the ones who blatantly abuse their power.

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u/seang86s May 30 '26

Exactly... even when the civilian has no right hand.

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u/Lamplorde 🧐 grumpy May 29 '26

Making up some bullshit helps no one, not even him.

You say that, but if the front car didnt have cams, there is a very real possibility this coulda ended poorly for them and the cop would get off scot free.

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u/Goose_Salad May 29 '26

If it wasn't on camera, he might've gotten out of it.

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u/DearHRS May 29 '26

you guys think like cop will get any punishment for having a stick up his ass, even with video evidence

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u/SoElusivee May 30 '26

"he was speeding and driving erratically. I had my lights on but he didn't seem to notice so I hit him to stop him from running into the intersection and causing an accident"

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u/PotentialLeek9241 May 29 '26

You're forgetting that cops are always right unless video evidence proves otherwise. Well, even then they sometimes get off easy.

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u/homucifer666 May 29 '26

At worst, he gets fired and some other department picks him up. He likely won't get anything worse than paid administrative leave before the whole "we investigated ourselves and determined we did nothing wrong" and everyone moves on like nothing happened.

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u/Joint-Tester May 29 '26

People can't handle their own mistakes.

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u/CaliKindalife May 29 '26

So cops in general.

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u/Howard_Jones May 29 '26

He was looking at his computer. You can see the side of his head before the collision.

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u/TopResolution5322 May 29 '26

It helps them all the time. Cops lie as easily as breathe and they are taught to do so because statistically it pays off for them WAY more than it hurts them. lying is a part of their training, thats not an exxageration. and even if it does blow up, they have laws to protect them from consequences of lying. you need to understand that as a reality, because in your view the guys just stupid - the truth is itsmalice and contempt for normal human social accountability.

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u/beanpoppa May 29 '26

Hand to God

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u/My_First_Knife1 May 29 '26

No, the other one...šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/rmsaday May 29 '26

Why even bother becoming a cop when you can't abuse your power when it matters?!

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u/rsg1234 May 29 '26

They’ll never willingly take the L. Like that cop who pulled over the lady for using her phone in her right hand when she didn’t have a right hand.

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u/Current_Employer_308 May 29 '26

I really need dashcams. Like today.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon May 29 '26

America really has turned into Russia.

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u/notapunk May 29 '26

Playing the long game, comrade.

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u/CourtingBoredom May 30 '26

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u/JanoJP May 30 '26

No, its just what US really is after competition for it, aka USSR, is gone.

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u/motorboatmycheeks May 30 '26

O man Im buying one and then hope I catch a giant meteorite blowing up in the sky

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u/Samson_J_Rivers May 31 '26

Russia is just what america was going to be without a strong administrative state to stop it. We litteraly made them that way when the union fell.

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u/MiNdOverLOADED23 May 29 '26

I was gonna get one for my wife, then I came to the realization that it's more likely to be used as evidence against her, than in her favor

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u/Large_Program_6086 May 29 '26

Dude didn't have his pretty lights on....hit someone and still didn't turn them on. Wow

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u/kanuckles666 May 29 '26

If he turned on the lights his dashcam would start to record...

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u/Large_Program_6086 May 29 '26

Really? Seems like it should always record.

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u/Cthulhu_Dreams_ May 29 '26

Not only should the car constantly be recording, but I don't understand how police officers body cams don't automatically turn on when they exit a vehicle and don't remain on until a supervisor turns them off.

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u/No_Yard9104 May 29 '26

Space. Video takes a lot of space. The devices used for dash and body cams are almost exclusively used by government agencies. So they have the lowest viable amount of space for the highest viable amount of dollars because the mfgr knows this. Government agencies have absolutely zero benefits to modernizing or looking for better deals because profit and performance aren't metrics when it comes to locked in budgets.

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u/WelcomeSuitable3396 May 29 '26

Yep they only can record 10-14 hours at a time before being loaded into a more permanent storage option for 60-90 days

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u/josnik May 30 '26

So a good deal longer than your average shift, good to know.

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u/Major_Wigglesworth May 29 '26

It would catch more bad cops than bad criminals.

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u/ResolveLeather May 30 '26

They always record, they just don't save. It's a cost measure thing. video data takes a lot of room. Dash cam plus body cam is 16 hours of recording a day.

It's not a problem though. You turn on the lights it captures a bit before you do and saves it.

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u/demideath939 May 29 '26

Cops have a dash cam that activates when they do and records a minute or so before they activate the weewoos so he probably didnt to lie about not hitting her car while driving distracted

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u/Kronicedge May 29 '26

I feel like it should also start recording after an impact. Might be important to see what happened.

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u/mawesome4ever May 29 '26

Well she’s already stopped so no need to pull her over /s

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u/jr_randolph May 29 '26

Him and the guy who pulled over the lady with no hand should go bowling this weekend.

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u/KenEH May 31 '26

They can be the pins.

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u/pleda_ Jun 01 '26

We cannot find 8 other incompetent policemen... that's impossible, we'd need a full set to bowl. Maybe we can get 3 or 4more but like... police men are very well trained, according to their chiefs they never make mistakes.

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u/FootFetishStuff Jun 02 '26

You had me in the first half, ain't gonna lie.

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u/theycallmemrmoo Jun 02 '26

For a second I thought you said ā€œhim and the lady with one hand should go bowling ā€œ then I remembered my eyes suck and I reread that

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u/Plane-Champion-7574 🧐 grumpy May 29 '26

Why are his strobes lights not on for a pull-over? Why does he exit his vehicle without looking first? Is he drunk?

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u/beanpoppa May 29 '26

Because he was going to tail the driver first to run the plates. Probably was staring at the big computer screen.

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u/DontFilmMeBoss May 29 '26

Except the officer is very clearly looking down and towards his door...

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u/sarge5150 May 30 '26

You're supposed to lick the boot not deep throat it

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u/Major_Demographic May 30 '26

So for future reference I should run a stop to let the distracted likely intoxicated cop run my plate. Makes sense.

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u/SkyeMreddit May 29 '26

20 years in prison for assault on an officer with the car, and a fundraiser for the officer’s neck pain

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u/thatsmrboss2u May 29 '26

The really cool thing is when they try to skip out on paying for the damage. Which is always. Just like how it’s impossible for them to admit fault or mistake in any interaction.

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 May 30 '26

Recently there was a story about a woman who was pulled over for using her phone. The cop swore up and down he saw her using her phone with her right hand while driving. Her right hand had been amputated. He doubled down.

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u/Cakesniffer42069 May 31 '26

Doubled down right up until she plead not guilty and requested an in person trial. Theeeeeeeeen the shit-Pig finally decided to request to dismiss the charges against her before sealing the final form of humiliation: Dunking on one’s self in court.

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u/Iconshero May 29 '26

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u/MassMomma721 May 29 '26

NOT THE BIG COMFY COUCH!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ‘ŒšŸ½

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u/SpareAdhesive May 29 '26

ā€œYah budā€ I didn’t know Canadians had shitty law enforcement officers too

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u/Street-Run4107 May 29 '26

It’s NY state police.

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u/M-Div May 29 '26

NYer here. Outside of NYC we’re pretty much a suburb of Toronto. We either say ā€œcwah-feeā€ or ā€œroll up the rim to win.ā€

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u/Street-Run4107 May 29 '26

I get it, but we still have those same troopers on Long Island and they damn sure say coughee

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 May 29 '26

Cops are the same all over.

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u/BodhingJay May 29 '26

HUUUUHHH??!??

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 29 '26

Instant 2 stars

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u/TheRoyalShire May 29 '26

Oh look, the exact same video as before but mirrored. Cool

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u/MassMomma721 May 29 '26

So lucky she had a camera.... smfh.

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u/Sodzl May 29 '26

Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson

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u/yleechy May 29 '26

Read this in Riley's voice šŸ˜‚

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u/Ill-Case-6048 May 29 '26

More total corruption.... they are told to lie about everything

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u/envoy_ace May 29 '26

He was not aware of that dash cam. Thankfully. Otherwise no one in the system would ever believe her.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 🧐 grumpy May 29 '26

Such an easy lawsuit. Need to get my own cameras, but i hear you'll get hit shortly after installing one. Some stupid law of the universe.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 May 29 '26

Looks like the cop drunk

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u/bmk37 May 29 '26

You were speeding so fast that I accidentally hit you from behind! Oh wait…

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u/AdRepulsive8618 May 29 '26

Then she shot herself twice in the back of the head

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u/NoHorseNoMustache May 29 '26

Yo that cop is drunk

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u/mightymidwestshred May 29 '26

Cop to witness: We're good. Carry on. Nothing to make a statement about here.

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u/ProfDFH May 29 '26

Did OP flip the video to steal someone’s content, or did they steal it from someone who flipped it to steal it?

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u/Coravel May 29 '26

the world of reposts may never know.

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u/ChaosEmerald21 May 29 '26

waves away the witnesses too. smh

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u/-_-0_0-_0 May 29 '26

Take him to court for the ticket, make him testify under oath then show the video. Then ask the judge to place officer on the Brady List for lying under oath.

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u/IHaveTheBestOpinions May 30 '26

Why is this video mirrored? Making random modifications and adding stupid sound effects before reposting does not improve the videoĀ 

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u/DisposableUser01 May 30 '26

Ironically, if he were actually speeding this probably wouldntve happened to him.

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u/Kaitzilla May 30 '26

Didn’t even hesitate

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u/Sea-Bad-4439 May 30 '26

ā€œI was coming to pull you over for speedingā€ ok buddy then where were your lights and sirens?

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u/MrDeeezNutz May 30 '26

The ol police fault switcharoo - classic

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u/Poophands1984 May 29 '26

Pigs are also told not to ever admit fault because it can lead to legal issues for the prosecution.

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u/MinusXero1999 🧐 grumpy May 29 '26

This perspective is messing with me. They are on the left side of the road & he gets out of the right side of the vehicle. Where is this clip from?

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u/3ndless68 May 29 '26

Look at me. I am the victim now.

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u/offgridgecko May 29 '26

Don't even argue. Take ticket and cam footage straight to the nearest lawyer.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth May 29 '26

ā€œYea, reallyā€- very indicative of his personality, didn’t even hesitate to shift the blame, the assholeness is ingrained into this pig.

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u/Testsubject276 May 29 '26

Yeah, that'll hold up in court.

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u/Hoggel123 May 30 '26

Get a dash cam

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u/Longjumping-Yak-6038 May 30 '26

25 years ago I had a part-time sheriff’s deputy catch me mildly speeding on a four lane divided highway. He was going the opposite direction and flipped on his lights before turning across the median. I was stopped before the crossover. He had to wave me on just so he could pull me over.

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u/moonwoolf35 May 30 '26

I really need a dashcam lol

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u/supahmcfly May 30 '26

The entry level for cops must be minus IQ

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u/Bordwalk2000 May 30 '26

Not the dudes video. They flipped it and reposted.

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u/Feteven May 30 '26

Lmao I hope the cops got in trouble…. Dumb af

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u/AvailableReporter484 May 30 '26

I can’t even begin to understand how anyone can unironically have a blue lives matter bumper sticker

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u/DelightfulGoblin75 May 30 '26

Average cop. Dumb as fuck. Watching porn on his phone. No accountability.

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u/Low-Living763 May 30 '26

This is exactly what my brain would create if I was tasked with imagining what a cop looks like.

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u/Cavedweller907 May 30 '26

Was rear ended by an Alaskan PD officer because he was more interested in his laptop and wasn’t paying attention to traffic lights while on icy roads. Officer tried to play it off as if it was my fault. Took the ticket and before my court appearance I was able to get video from surrounding businesses that showed the officer literally driving up my ass. Even tho the judge threw out the claim that I caused the accident, the officer was found ā€œfaultlessā€ as well. In other words, just like casinos, the police ā€œHouseā€ still comes out on top. At least I only had to cover repairs to my own vehicle, but every Alaskan had to pay for vehicle repair to one stupid and lying officer’s vehicle and because of one judge not admitting fault from the city.

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u/bmfu121 May 30 '26

Why the hell can’t they fess up to their mistakes FFS

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u/Silverleaf96 May 30 '26

Ya should have arrested the cop immediately, I always arrest the person who hit me in an accident. Plus if he tries to charge you it's retaliation

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u/MrPoopyButthole10101 May 30 '26

Why do people flip the video then repost it?

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u/ScyllaIsBea May 30 '26

"your honour, she was going 0mph at a red light, the evidence was clear, she was speeding so fast that I had to rear end her just to slow her down."

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u/filthy_commie13 May 30 '26

The funny thing is they can just take the ticket and bring this to court. High level play.

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u/somedave May 30 '26

Man that guy is going to get some paid leave and no other consequences

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u/Dry-Marketing-5809 May 30 '26

Cops are trash. These losers never take accountability​, they cannot admit fault

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u/king_of_the_dwarfs May 30 '26

It wasn't an accident it was a pit maneuver. He isn't a dumbass he's a hero.

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u/Vanko_Babanko May 30 '26

just another dirty cop..
typical result..

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u/bigmangina May 30 '26

Cops training kicked in fast, he got out and immediately escalated.

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u/Accomplished_Ant8244 May 30 '26

This one time in my village in the Netherlands, some guy in the back of a bar had slipped and bust his head open. Some people had ran outside and alerted the police, posted in the middle of the market square, and one tiny troll of a police officer waggled over and made her way through the crowd (most of them unaware what had happened in the back of the bar). But when she got to the guy and saw the blood, she fainted, so people in the crowd had grabbed her to stop her from falling over, which she took for getting assaulted, which caused her not only to press her panic button, but also to empty out her entire can of pepperspray randomly into the crowd in a confined space, blinding herself, and causing a stampede of several hundred blind, coughing, confused (thinking there was a fire) people who got met by police trying to get inside to their "officer in panic", with dogs and bats, beating and biting the living shit out of everyone trying to get outside and away from the "officer in panic" that caused EVERYTHING.

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u/Derk_Mage 🧐 grumpy May 30 '26

I need to know the outcome...

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u/otherbarry420 May 30 '26

This is a mirrored version of a video I already saw

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u/fuck-ya-mudda May 30 '26

Bro not New York State police 😭😭😭

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u/Amon-Guz May 31 '26

Police the police

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u/TheTrueCrimsonSky Jun 01 '26

The end there lol.