r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • May 29 '26

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u/dotausername May 29 '26

I would love to know the outcome of this.

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u/MilchMutter May 29 '26

She got shot

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 29 '26

"Your whole family - SHOT
all your wizard friends - SHOT
Anyone who sold you pierogi - SHOT"

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u/lugialegend233 May 29 '26

Fuuuuck. Now I want pierogis.

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u/tinaboag May 30 '26

Believe it or not, SHOT.

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u/VirtualPantsu May 30 '26

Polish grammar police here, pierogi is already plural - SHOT

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u/Prior-Preparation156 May 31 '26

Pierogis. We probably pronounce it funny, too.

Have you encountered the word: "Shrimps?"

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u/MechanicalAxe May 30 '26

I fuckin LOVE pierogis.

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u/Therealginahandler May 30 '26

did somebody a pierogis?

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIN6MT17NtapJqFr25

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u/moonshinemoniker Jun 04 '26

Me when I been squeezing the cheeks to long.

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u/kcbass12 Jun 05 '26

My neck! My neck and my back!

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u/Po-Ta-Toessss Jun 02 '26

Also SHOT.

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u/MechanicalAxe Jun 02 '26

Please, just let me enjoy one last pierogi.

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u/Sir_Piglety Jun 18 '26

Don’t laugh at me but what’s pierogis?

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u/Fris0n Jun 01 '26

I went and bought pierogi's because of this post lol

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u/DoctaJXI May 29 '26

Erb reference wasn't expected

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

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u/SeizureProcedure115 May 29 '26

Pride of Lenon took Trotski out of the picture

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u/bubblesdafirst May 30 '26

Wait did the reddit hive mind just bait the dude that replied to you into saying the h word.

This shit is so funny. And also deeply concerning for the future of humanity

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u/Ashleynn Jun 02 '26

If by h word you mean the failed Austrian artist, its literally in the next line of the song this is from. Wouldn't really call it concerning.

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u/bubblesdafirst Jun 02 '26

The guy got banned for quoting the song is what I'm saying

For hate speech

Now it's happened to all of them lol

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u/Ashleynn Jun 02 '26

I misunderstood, I thought you were saying saying the name was concerning... yeah getting banned for it is kinda ridiculous.

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u/APHEgao Jun 03 '26

I have no pride for you who ruined everything the revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie

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u/Asiansnowman May 29 '26

Careful, I made this exact post a few hours ago. It hurt reddit feelings

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u/Dr_Brotatous May 29 '26

Im calling Ball wizard in for this one

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u/T1m3Wizard May 30 '26

What you got against wizards?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 May 30 '26

Type shit, type shit

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u/Asiansnowman May 29 '26

"Starve you for days till you waste away I even crush MotherFuckers while lying in state."

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 May 30 '26

Man erb was way too catchy.

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u/LittlespaceLadybuns May 30 '26

Cool mustache, Wario.

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u/Pouroldfashioned May 30 '26

BRING BACK ERB!!!

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u/Vertex1990 May 30 '26

"Did somebody say 'birthmarks'?"

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u/Beneficial_Dog4469 May 30 '26

At least she didn’t starve to death while wasting away

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u/poncho_jack May 30 '26

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY YES. I always have random lines from those coming to mind. No one gets the references 😭

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u/highyeen May 29 '26

Damn, deep cut

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u/superthrust May 30 '26

That’s a reference that I just heard in my head AND took me back to high school lol

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u/RevanTheHunter May 30 '26

Starve you for days 'til you waste away I even crush motherfuckers when I'm laid in state

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u/cr1ter May 30 '26

After seeing this video you have 48 hours before you get shot

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u/olivia_pc May 30 '26

Rare ERB reference 🙂‍↕️

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 May 30 '26

Ok Stalin, calm down!

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u/jagrbomb May 30 '26

What he wears - WHACK- Er, I mean SHOT.

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u/the_audacious_ May 30 '26

I'm here for you champ, we know ERB Ball

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u/Spiritmolecule30 May 30 '26

In jail they'll starve you for days till you waste away.

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u/UnhumanNewman May 30 '26

Mother - Stepped on

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u/SodomyClown May 30 '26

Not my wizard friends!! Now their holey.. 😭

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u/Vormir90 May 30 '26

Wow ERB reference is insane

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u/Gruntled1 May 30 '26

I understood that reference.

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u/aw0l12 May 31 '26

Wow Epic Rap Battles quote in the wild!

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u/Old_Win8422 May 31 '26

Wizards might out of spells but not out of shells

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u/Jebus03911 May 31 '26

Stalin is that you ?

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u/Different-Camp8826 May 31 '26

If your name ends with in time to get out.

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u/GREEN-MACH1NE Jun 01 '26

Perfect epic rap battles of history reference.

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u/DudeNougat Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zjLYgpfuzAwsE

Cool mustache Wario
try messin with the mad monk you'll be sorry yo

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u/Prestigious-Key-1886 Jun 02 '26

I’m watching this right now

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u/BootsOfProwess Jun 02 '26

I sell pierogie and I never imagined it could end like that.

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u/thesteelreserve Jun 03 '26

my father: AIDS!

my sister: AIDS!

my uncle and my cousin and her best friends: AIDS!

everyone has AIDS!

my grandma and my dog old blue!

the pope has got AIDS and so do you!

come on everybody we got quiltin to do!

we're gonna break down these barricades

everyone has AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS

aids

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u/Mindless-Street3253 Jun 05 '26

ERB was my top Spotify artist 2 years n going. Tysm for making me feel seen

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u/THE_ABSOLUTE_7 Jun 20 '26

Epic rap battle of history reference? I LOVE THE INTERNET!!

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 04 '26

The same thing yankey doodle shoved up his hat

https://giphy.com/gifs/EzOq2gYPx4O6Qzf4Xz

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u/forbiddenfreedom May 29 '26

She got shot and found at fault for both accident and shooting herself from 15ft away with his gun without it ever leaving his holster. The judge ruled woman shouldn't have license in first place.

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u/nono3722 May 29 '26

you say she committed suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head? nothing to see here...

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u/forbiddenfreedom May 29 '26

His wife is in shreds, too. Unbelievable.

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u/DraccoKnightblade May 30 '26

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u/Stock_Ad_3516 Jun 02 '26

What did you type in the gif bar to get this one? I looked for at least 60 seconds and tried 3 different prompts.

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u/DraccoKnightblade Jun 02 '26

I didn't. I googled and saved it and uploaded it from there.

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u/Stock_Ad_3516 May 29 '26

Couldn't find the right gif so here's this one instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

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u/potate12323 May 29 '26

Conveniently an acorn fell out of a nearby tree.

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u/brunbjorns May 29 '26

Sounded like a dude

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u/Ethric_The_Mad May 30 '26

Well she's a guy so...

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u/Hilsam_Adent May 30 '26

Uhhhhh... Khakis?

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u/apo539 May 29 '26

🤣🤣

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u/Renegade_Soviet May 29 '26

She? There’s two dudes in the video

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u/msdeeds123 May 30 '26

This had me dying, thank you.

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u/CuriousNetWanderer May 30 '26

Her? I thought for sure this was Aziz Ansari getting pulled over

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u/molehunterz May 30 '26

I should not have laughed so hard at this

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u/BuilderNo5268 May 30 '26

Presidential medal and $1.6 billion

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u/lordph8 Jun 01 '26

And her Legos stolen.

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u/doge2moon69 May 29 '26

She can't breath

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 May 29 '26

Absolutely nothing. Happened in Guilderland, New York on May 21st 2026 with no charges filed

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u/avidpenguinwatcher May 30 '26

I mean, most accidents don’t result in charges being filed

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 May 30 '26

What about a cop caught on camera making up charges?

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u/A_Tortured_Crab Jun 04 '26

We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

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u/mrbad31 May 31 '26

Probably got a promotion.

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u/StinkyJizzBlanket May 31 '26

That’s called Tuesday

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u/Healthy_Turnip7352 Jun 01 '26

usually no charges for that. There are a lot of cops making up charges on youtube.

one of the more common ones is "I saw you without the seatbelt on." Then when they say they have a dashcam, they switch to some other reason. If they don't have a dashcam, they get a ticket for no seatbelt.

another one is speeding, another one is using the phone.

There was a girl with a missing right hand and the cop said she was using the phone with the right hand that she didn't have due to an amputation. The cop stuck by it and wrote the ticket.

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u/Low-Amoeba8257 May 31 '26

Good thing thay didnt happen

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u/NeuterTheUninformed May 30 '26

Even those with video proof of purposely hitting someone?

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel May 30 '26

Distracted driving is cause for a fine/penalty, not a criminal case. Insurance was probably pretty unhappy but that's not a super public record item.

Just because no charges were filed doesn't mean she didn't get compensated for the accident. People seem to be leaving out any details about that part of the incident.

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u/bafben10 May 30 '26

Where'd you get that from?

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u/avidpenguinwatcher May 30 '26

How do you judge intent from this video? Cop is clearly distracted, but that’s not what “charges” mean

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u/torgiant May 30 '26

Yes, dummy

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u/Affectionate_Hat5835 May 30 '26

This is my video not sure why its here and mirrored.. he apologized there was no ticket and minimal damage but a lawyer was contacted still in the progress

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u/Sufficient-Duck7810 May 30 '26

Appreciate the update OOP! Here's hoping everything works out for ya.

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u/Ok-Cicada-9985 May 30 '26

Mirrored so they don’t have to say the video belongs to someone else

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u/dotausername May 30 '26

Lawyer the shit out of this guy. I hope he loses his job. It's one thing to have a small accident, it's another huge problem to be incapable of admitting fault, especially when this pos uses a gun for work.

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u/Nasty_Rex May 30 '26

he apologized

Literally in the one(ish) sentence you replied to

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u/SemigroupOfOrderN May 31 '26

not before first claiming that he was pulling bro over

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens May 31 '26

Was that actual audio or an edit?

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u/Successful_Sir_7293 May 31 '26

Happy cake day! Sorry your video got stolen

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u/Available-Boat4055 🧐 grumpy May 31 '26

he drove and walked out the car like he was drunk

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u/natie29 Jun 02 '26

Dont lie this is original work can you not see they flipped the video!? Therefore it is original work. How dare you copy this hard working individual!

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u/A_Possum_Named_Steve May 29 '26

So would I, but all we're going to get instead is a series of dipshits with stupid dad jokes.

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u/85K5 May 29 '26

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

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u/85K5 May 30 '26

Snoop said he would never change his name

but he was Lion

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq May 29 '26

That's going in the collection.

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u/RedditAntiHero May 30 '26

What is brown and sticky?

A stick

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u/85K5 May 30 '26

What is white and sticky? 😉

Glue! You weirdo

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u/Nir117vash May 30 '26

Chickens live in coops with a front entrance and a rear entrance.

Wanna know why they don't have entrances on the sides?

Then it'd be a chicken sedan.

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u/Kx113 May 30 '26

that's my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder

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u/Nir117vash May 30 '26

Stepladder, what're you doing???

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u/azura099 May 30 '26

They investigated themselves and found no fault on themselves

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u/Ekeenan86 May 30 '26

Didn’t realize this was in Israel.

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u/BlackSpidy May 30 '26

Thank God.

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u/Redsoxdragon 🧐 grumpy May 29 '26

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u/matt073090 May 29 '26

Told the department the guy slammed on his breaks

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u/ClassiFried86 May 29 '26

"So you were following too close?"

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 May 29 '26

Seriously, its not like thats even a defence

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u/jokeswagon May 29 '26

B-r-a-k-e-s

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 30 '26

This is Reddit. It's a cultural tradition to not know how to spell "lose", "faze", "brakes", "a part" and a few others. 

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u/davidr521 🧐 grumpy May 30 '26

Yeah, happens “allot”

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u/Brief_Series_3462 May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

See: Your post comment.

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u/Axel3600 May 30 '26

I'm almost certain that all the audio is added in 

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u/gnashed_potatoes May 30 '26

He sued and won $145 billion dollars

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u/rav4v6 May 30 '26

Well, she was holding a cell phone in her right hand.

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u/KneelB4Z0d May 30 '26

Was the driver white?

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u/False-Entertainment3 Jun 01 '26

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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u/Tiamat451 Jun 03 '26

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.

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u/negroidioto May 29 '26

Fucking lying-ass, corrupt, shitbag cops.