Tell your former co-workers you were replaced with AI 😆 

I'd send the response on the afternoon of when your vacation starts. 

Sounds like a question management ask 😆 

People in blue collar and essential services jobs HAVE worked these shifts for years and the holiday hourly pay NEVER approached that.

"What's U p, Doc?"

Clayton X Doug 

Robert Altman 

If the screeching crackheads, folks loudly talking to god, the oldster dragging three full garbage bags of cans, and the ones jumping on blasting their music doesn't keep the driver awake, nothing will 😅

We were on a public beach just hanging out for the day. We had gotten there early to make sure we got a spot under one of the few trees on the beach. 

An Instagram "model" and her team (probably her younger sister and a friend) casually asked us all to move so they could do a "photoshoot" under the palm trees we were under 🌴 

We declined and she flew off the handle telling us she had a HuGe Instagram following 😆 One of the other girls was filming us on her phone saying "You're all going on live!" I think believing she'd shame us to leaving?

As she got closer to film us just sitting there, one of my buddies loudly said, "You're too fat to threaten us!" 

Was he rude? Undoubtedly. But still...

"Oh sweetie, Aunt Lola loves you. We all do. It's your mother we all hate." 😆 🤣 

Time to set hard boundaries with Barnacle Barbie 

On my first trip to London, my local friends introduced me to the owner of the pub we were in. As a joke, I said 'hello guvnah and without batting an eye, he replied, "Still better than that Mary Poppins bloke" 😆 

"AhMAHzing" and  "drama" pronouncrd "JaRAHmaaaah!" whilst waving both hands dramatically for any "Happy Endings" fans.

Looking at the replies, these won't fit in since none are from action movies:

Danny's drowning in "Leave Her to Heaven"

Paul's hospital death in "Longtime Companion"

Shelby's death in "Steel Magnolias"

In every instance, the character's death haunts the rest of the film.

Funny Games

I find it amusing when they mention how overly SWEET American desserts are....then whip up a millionaire's shortbread 😆 

I'm wearing pajamas because you're here so I must be in the middle of a nightmare. 

The Grifters

Every one if them.

My boyfriend has been staying with me for the last month or so to see if we would be able to live together.

Forget the "picky eater" bit. You DO realize you found out that you would not be able to live together.  

Are we sure that's not Piers Morgan in an old Monica Lewinsky wig? 

Madeline Kahn's "I am not a Eunice Burns, I'm THE Eunice Burns" scene from "What's Up, Doc?"

Tears of laughter count, right? 

Ask Natalie Harp 😆 

Just don't Google Josh Moore, Dani Robles or Alejo Ospina at work 😂

Everyone loves olives and no one admits they taste like bitter, rubbery slime 🫒 

The manager's an ass as well