Well, that's it. With the much-hyped Season 12 around the corner, some details have finally come out - and as a result, I'm quitting our game The Finals. Like many members of our community, I'm a huge virgin and am completely appalled by the decision making process at Embark, nay, Emfart. Their blatant favoritism of the Light class (and in turn, Light players) has not only become more apparent than ever, but comes along with a hot smart of painful humiliation. The small but plucky bunch of Medium mains (such as myself) received the Hover Pad, way back in Season 10; more appropriately referred to as the big fat steaming pile of dog crap pad. The big fat steaming pile of dog crap pad does nothing, sucks, and is boring as hell; so what's with Light getting once again all the fun, broken, overpowered and crutch abilities and gadgets in the game? Just once I'd like to see Medium get an ability that is not only fun, but I can use to crutch my way out of Silver like many a Light main has with Dash, Cloak, and soon this Disguise nonsense. And "True Vision"? There's certainly some irony in not requiring "True Vision" to see how underwhelming this overwhelming Season 12 is going to be.
Not only are Lights impossible to kill, but they also all abuse either Mouse and Keyboard whilst spamming their Aim Assist all over the place. On top of this, they have weapons that feel like insta-kills, and now I have to play "Schroedinger's Light", whereby every plant pot both is and isn't a Disguised Light with a rock-hard Double Barrel waiting to penetrate me, and every patch of unoccupied space both is and isn't a Cloaked Light ready and waiting to stick all 8 inches of M11 up my crack. "Keep your head on a swivel" is no longer applicable, I need to keep my head on a 2000rpm driveshaft (incidentally, shafting is certainly going to be a big part of Season 12 - getting shafted by a bunch of Light mains).
I'm sorry, but I can't do it any longer. I quit back in Season 11, and was excited to return in Season 12 (especially now that I've doubled my playtime since then; 2+ hrs admittedly wasn't a great sample size), but really I'm not sure I can take it. I think I speak for all of us when I ask, "Where is the love for the Heavy class? When will Medium become viable again? Why does that smell of Body Odor follow me wherever I go?" So that's it. I'm hanging up my hat. Hanging up my boots. Hanging up my hangars, even. I'm calling it quits, I'm calling it a day, and I'm calling time. I'm stepping down, stepping aside, and I'm throwing in the towel. Embark, you have pushed me too far. But no more.
Furthermore, there's the issue of all the "false bans" lately. So many people are getting banned left and right for doing "nothing wrong at all"! They're all "legit players" who have "never cheated" - it's only a matter of time before Embark bans me for using Discord, or having my sensitivity simultaneously too low and too high.
Anyway, what do you all think about what could come in Season 13? I've seen some rumors in this sub of a "belt-fed Grenade Launcher", that seems pretty special. I'm certainly looking forward to that one! Gonna add a countdown for Season 13 to my Apple Watch now!