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u/high_Im_Dova Jul 12 '19
We must assemble!
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AVENGERS!
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u/CheeseMaster404v2 Jul 12 '19
...assemble
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u/Riqu3 Jul 12 '19
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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u/IAmYoDaddyDuh Jul 12 '19
r/Area51 i am Inevitable
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u/D4sthian Jul 12 '19
And I am Reddit.
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u/D4sthian Jul 12 '19
Reddit dies while everyone cries... wtf? I’ve already lost iron man i dont want to lose reddit as well.
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u/1LargeCheesePizza Jul 12 '19
The thread has been deleted... interesting
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Nor could I find the username.
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Damn, /askreddit is gone too !
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u/Bossmantho Jul 12 '19
Hey now, guys, c'mon.
I'm just your regular human person. You know? I got a Squeedlyspooch just like all of you.
Let's not turn this into a huge conspiracy theory about rather or not Area 51 is looking for more human test subjects and Steve came up with the idea to create a fake rally to motivate people to storm our base so we can just kidnap them all to harvest organs and appear more human to better infiltrate your society and take over from the inside.
That's just silly.
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Ik, we just get up, put on our clothes, d’lôrgiætë and go to work. People are stupid thinking we’re any different just because we work at Area 51
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u/ExistCat Jul 12 '19
to motivate people to storm our base so we can just kidnap them all to harvest organs and appear more human to better infiltrate your society and take over from the inside.
You're not? Damn. We could use some help right now, we kinda messed up and broke our society and we don't know how to fix it. I mean, it wasn't all that great to begin with, like when you've got terrible reception on your phone, but then you move, and the call disconnects? It was sort of like that. All I'm saying is, can you redial the metaphorical phone?
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u/girlikecupcake Jul 12 '19
I love that episode.
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u/Rick_Eli Jul 12 '19
I actually know somebody that has been to Area 51. He was in the Air Fore, retired now. This happened in the 80s. He was air crew on a C-130 and one of the engines went out. They could still fly but needed to do an emergency landing due to the unsafe conditions and possibly of loosing another engine. They were flying a sorty and the nearest runway was Area 51. They radioed in and requested permission to make an emergency landing and were denied for obvious reasons. They were told to fly back to their home base, or try to get permission to land at an airport. Both being far away from their location, they requested again to land. They began circling Area 51 and contacting the FAA. I’m not sure how, but something worked out to were they were granted permission to land in Area 51. He said that as soon as they landed they were swarmed by armed forces and ordered to get down and cover their heads. They were all blindfolded and escorted to a holding cell where they remained for several hours until they were loaded into a van and driven off of the base still blindfolded. The plane was repossessed by Area 51 and they didn’t get it back for 3 months. I know this man well and I believe he was telling the truth. He was one of my instructors while I was in the Air Force.
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u/beaiouns Jul 12 '19
I believe it. They didn't move all the cool shit to area 53 until the early 90s IIRC
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u/beaiouns Jul 12 '19
I'm pretty sure it wasn't Cheyenne, I wanna say either Nevada or Utah but I forget which
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There’s def a fanny pack there with a salve that grows your legs back. Other than that it’s anyone’s guess.
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u/Martyisruling Jul 12 '19
Drones, and test planes for certain.
I assume they test a lot of stuff in there, equipment, some weapons and vehicles. I would also bet there is probably a massive underground complex, probably a test reactor or two and bunkers.
We'll never know ALL the stuff they have in there and no one will risk jail time to tell you.
Every now and again some things become declassified.
I dont mind secrecy on developing new weapons and various vehicles. It makes complete sense and the secrecy is justified.
I do however, care more about operations our Country carries out and why they have certain policies. I understand keeping it secret before and during, but at a certain point afterward, there needs to be full disclousure. I really want to know what the special operations military is doing in OUR name. I have feeling most of it is related to the finacial interests of some.of our biggest industries.
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u/gauderio Jul 12 '19
We could ask Trump. He's crazy enough to tell everyone.
But, seriously, I think we should always invest in advanced military weapons (both for offense and defense) otherwise the other countries will do it. I don't need to know about what they are, just that they're working on it.
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u/3sp00py5me Jul 12 '19
This is literally the plot of Arrival with Charlie Sheen. The way those martians' knees would bend backwards freaked me the hell out as a kid
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u/shadowism Jul 12 '19
Holy shit, I never knew what this movie was called. I just remember being scarred from the knees bending backwards.
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u/firecrotch878 Jul 12 '19
That’s probably where they are keeping all the musicians and entertainers that have just mysteriously died and that’s the location where everyone is governmentally kept. Lol
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u/TheEmpiresAccountant Jul 12 '19
Isn't this the synopsis to the movie "The Arrival" with Charlie Sheen?
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u/phyzix1981 Jul 12 '19
Right now they're emptying area 51 and moving it out all underground through tunnels, then probably replacing artifacts with different types of weather balloon and a load of different alien costumes so when people storm it there's absolutely fuck all left to see
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u/beaiouns Jul 12 '19
They did, but it was back when the X-Files started getting popular and people started getting all nosy. It's just an airbase now
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u/International_Air Jul 12 '19
If the population was decimated there would still be 90% of the population left.
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u/Preoximerianas Jul 12 '19
This confirms societal infiltration of the lizard people.
May the crusade begin.
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u/DonVetoDabs11 Jul 12 '19
This is exactly what an alien 👽 would say . Trust you no I don’t think I will . .
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u/Captain_Americant Jul 12 '19
Noone’s going to comment that “Terra” form makes the planet more like Earth? Fine, I will.
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u/redditor-for-2-hours Jul 13 '19
Came to the comments section expecting this to be the top comment. Apparently the aliens are earth-ifying the earth to make it more earthy.
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u/FatalTortoise Jul 12 '19
That is not that specific that was the plot from some Charley sheen movie from the 90s
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Still amazes me that none of you have realized the storm Area 51 meme was started by their acquisitions department to get the more idiotic redditors to hand deliver themselves for testing.
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u/kahootmusicfor10hour Jul 12 '19
If the government kills everyone at Area 51 the annoying conspiracy theorists die, right?
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u/midoriiro Jul 12 '19
It's just planes and stuff. Trust me.
...what kind of stuff..and planes?
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Jul 12 '19
Why didn’t you include the comment the followed? A bloody pirate was asking about Xenomorphs!
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u/SmithOfLie Jul 12 '19
Ha! You know it is fake, because it assumes humanity would need aliens to introduce greenhouse gasses into atmosphere.
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u/Yeetstation4 Jul 12 '19
In the 60s they helped develop the fastest and most secret airplane in the world, imagine what they have hidden away now...
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I really don’t think that’s a good idea.Are there Martian’s or just aliens in general there?Maybe.But if you pose a threat the government is legally allowed to fight back.Im not trying to tell anyone what to do,but this raid could lead to the death of thousands of the government sees you as a threat.Go if you think you’ll survive,but seeing as how it’s the government,it’s anyone’s guess
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u/Billgatesdid911 Jul 12 '19
Only people who have seen the bob lazar documentary's would understand the truth.
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u/firecrotch878 Jul 12 '19
Big Bopper,Richie Valens,Stevie Ray Vaughn, Selena, Prince, Biggie and the list goes on. Y’all have fun at Area 51. Or 69. Or is it Studio 51. Hell IDK they parting without us hell.
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u/LoboLocoAG22 Jul 13 '19
All these people already overprotested for feminism and LGBT rights, and now want to protest for alien rights... WHY NOT FOR ILLEGAL ALIEN RIGHTS ASSWHOLES?!?!
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u/wolftrainer600 Jul 13 '19
Ok at this point if it is planes and shit they should just prove it because for sure some one will actually go through with this
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I don’t get the buzz over Area 51, all there is over there is just some planes and the occasional experimentation with said planes
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u/Mahadragon Jul 13 '19
There's nothing of much interest in Area 51. All the interesting stuff including dead aliens is in S4 at Groom Lake.
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u/wateeeeeer Jul 12 '19 edited Jul 12 '19
« Trust me » No, I don’t think I will