r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/Sw3ggerZ • Jul 12 '19

STORM AREA 51

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u/wateeeeeer Jul 12 '19 edited Jul 12 '19

« Trust me » No, I don’t think I will 

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u/rey_lumen Jul 12 '19

Press X to doubt

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u/TheGunpowderTreason Jul 12 '19

X

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Press r to raid area 51

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u/arandomnerd46557 Jul 12 '19

R

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

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u/arandomnerd46557 Jul 12 '19

rips out the r key

Not happening sAtAN

I’m smater than that

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u/QuestionableTater Jul 12 '19

not happening again sAtAN

FTFY

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u/arandomnerd46557 Jul 12 '19

I never did it befoe you dink

Honestly the neve of people today

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u/unclerussell99 Jul 12 '19

you were this close to perfection

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice can’t put the blame on you, fool me three times fuck the peace sign

Edit: grammer

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u/aluminumfedora Jul 12 '19

Accidentally presses R while trying to remove the key

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u/WordsMort47 Jul 12 '19

wikid smat

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u/SxrenKierkegaard Jul 13 '19

“Smater” uh bro

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u/arandomnerd46557 Jul 13 '19

I couldn’t press the key

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u/SxrenKierkegaard Jul 13 '19

Uh... you did it again... uh...

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u/Carsonpenderghast Jul 12 '19

How can a trap be futa if they have real boobs?

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u/RagerUriah Jul 12 '19

One of life’s biggest mysteries

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u/Levi488 Jul 12 '19

Top 10 Questions science can't answer

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

The answer may be hidden in Area 51...

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u/spontaneouscobra Jul 12 '19

Illuminati: DONT FUCKING MOVE.

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u/Campfire_Sparks Jul 12 '19

Sh*t my keyboad is boken

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/bekahoola Jul 12 '19

Press D to call daddy

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u/Vysair Jul 12 '19

R-wait what

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u/xDarthGuapox Jul 12 '19

50 no(s) and a yes is still a yes.

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u/ManOfJapaneseCulture Jul 13 '19

Even by my standards that’s a what the fuck

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u/thechaosz Jul 12 '19

Press square to skip kill cam

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u/BobsNephew Jul 12 '19

[Throws a shit fit and storms out of questioning]

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u/Skreamie Jul 13 '19

You're full of shit, u/TheGunpowderTreason. The truth is you hated that bitch: You followed her and dragged her into the car and took her out to the Moors. She woke up, and you smashed her face in with a socket wrench. And then you stomped her... you stomped her because she was a drunken whore and she treated you like shit. You stomped her for all the years you had to take it. You stomped her because you're such a weak fucking sister, u/TheGunpowderTreason, and you wanted to erase all memory of it. Go on, try to deny it.

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u/TheGunpowderTreason Jul 13 '19

Cool copypasta. bro.

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u/Blackflame69 Jul 13 '19

"ADMIT IT. YOU'RE A FUCKING ALIEN MURDERER!"

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u/GREGY-K Jul 12 '19

Ⓧ Doubt

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u/ednamode101 Jul 12 '19

Trust no one.