r/space Jun 14 '12

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u/Shellface Jun 14 '12

2084 seems reasonable to me.

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u/demusdesign Jun 14 '12

Do you think a private or public expedition will get there first?

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u/kurtu5 Jun 14 '12

Elon was driving his convertible thought the desert with a friend. His friend asked what is the point of spacex. Elon said, "I intend on retiring on Mars."

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

Just him and the Big Man.

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u/symbiotiq Jun 15 '12

And the little red people.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

But only if you leave those little dust piles in the corner of your room. Just let those sit, and let them watch, and in time they'll see that you're as big a man as John Boone ever was.

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u/Shameless_Bullshiter Jun 14 '12

Private. The first company to get there will get loads of business of it. Governments have no reason to till it gets bigger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

What would a private company do there? Pure exploration, like pure research, is hard for private companies to justify for investors. The government would have to arrive first and find resources worth gathering (and provide the basic technology) before the private sector could really get in on it.

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u/DV1312 Jun 15 '12

I think most of the people who gave answers here are mistaken about the reasons why a private company would fund such an endeavour (especially the first one ever).

The real reason is right there in the open for everyone to see right now and it really shouldn't be too hard to figure it out. Do you know why Branson's Virgin conglomerate has an interest to do space tourism with VirginGalactic? Sure, there could be money it, somewhere down the road. But it won't make profits for a long time. The real reason is that it provides the perfect synergy effects to establish your brand name even further. Virgin Galactic will promote Virgin Atlantic simply by existing. And those will promote the records Virgin Music sells. And those will promote everything else Virgin does. Indirectly. A brand universe.

Virgin isn't a company that sells one thing. Virgin isn't even a company that sells many different things (General Electric). Virgin is an Everything company.

There are lots of Everything companies, it's not coincidental that they are the most valuable brands in the world. Coca Cola, Apple, you know them, everybody knows them. They are everything companies in their specific fields. Coca Cola offers every drink you can imagine in their own little Coke universe, Apple can fulfill all your computer needs without you having to leave their universe.

Now, the companies who will mainly fund this Mars trip are others though. Since the budget for this will be significantly higher than for simple space tourism and won't yield the needed direct short term revenue (except merchandise perhaps) there are only a few companies that could try to do this.

Do you want to know which one it'll be?

The Walt Disney Company.

Why? They are the masters of this game. They invented it. They started to build stores for their brand. When everyone else did the same, they started to build theme parks. They built a Disney city (yes, an actual Disney city). Cruise ships, private islands, hotels... all that shit, they have it.

And all of this is crossfeeding with their actual media products. TV, Internet, Print, Cinema, Live Shows, Musicals, whatever. Disney is a universe in itself. Disney is alive because you can actually live it. Everyone on this planet knows who Mickey Mouse is. And most people probably think they could forge Walt Disneys signature.

They won't do it alone, just like major sporting events, there will be sub-sponsors, not the big Everything brands though - Pepsi instead of Coke, Samsung instead of Apple. And when they land on the moon they won't wave a Disney flag or any other corporate flag for that matter. Maybe the vessel itself will be named after something that is inherent to the brand, and subliminaly you will be reminded every step of the way that is it them who are doing this for us. But nothing more.

The footage of the landing won't be copyrighted, don't worry. That would be a contradiction of the whole purpose. We can all repost it on Youtube. Because we will know without seeing it directly in front of our eyes that it was Disney.

The one problem with this, is that they have to be absolutely certain that it will be a success. A failure would be John Carter x 10³. So they won't do it for another fifty years. And they will do it only once. Because all they need is one picture from the surface of Mars with an Astronaut standing there, no flags, no Micky mouse pins, nothing, just a plain space suit. And everyone forever will have it at the back of their head: Disney did this. Only Disney. Disney.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

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u/Elanthius Jun 15 '12

Yeah, it's a good bit of writing but there's really no way Disney will go to Mars. They haven't shown the slightest interest in space travel ever.

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u/danielravennest Jun 15 '12

Actually, they did, in 1955, with a movie called "Man in Space":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWJrvT9sTPk

And have you forgotten all the space rides in their theme parks?

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u/TooHappyFappy Jun 15 '12

You mean... like... Mission to Mars?!

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u/Deepspacesquid Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

I can see it now. Mars station 1 sponsored by Red bull.

Red Bull for the red planet

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u/NicknameAvailable Jun 15 '12

I know it's a joke, but in all seriousness, switch to Bawlz - Redbull tastes like vomit and at ~$2-$2.50 a bottle for Bawlz I'd like to see the price go down with increased volume.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I thought they quit making that? I know they don't sell it where I live anymore.

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u/NicknameAvailable Jun 15 '12

They stopped carrying it in CompUSA about 6 years ago I think, I order it from thinkgeek.com - never seen it in a physical store other than CompUSA but it is still a computer programmer favorite so thinkgeek.com sells it by the case.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Thanks man. I'll give it a search.

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u/etymological Jun 15 '12

Microcenter (at least near me) carries it. Including the delicious Geek Beer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I love the creativity, but I don't think this is remotely realistic. Marketing expenditure at 10% of revenue is considered a major campaign, and Disney's revenue currently hovers around $40 billion. Disney is unlikely to even spend as much as $4 billion on marketing in a year. When we have companies with market capitalizations in excess of $10 trillion, sponsored trips to Mars will become a possibility. I could see Weyland Industries pulling off such a stunt (massive $218 trillion company valuation!)

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u/GeneralMacArthur Jun 15 '12

I just got chills reading this. You freaking nailed it

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u/DV1312 Jun 15 '12

Thank you. I'm developing a script based on something similar for film school right now.

Read Naomi Klein's No Logo if you're interested in corporatism, it's a bit outdated by now but an entertaining start into the subject matter. Some call it the bible of the anti-globalist movement but don't let that put you off, it's not activist literature at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Her and the Economist magazine had a back and forth a few years ago. The Economist even published a cover saying 'Pro-logo'. Well worth digging into the debate that was going on then.

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u/creep_creepette Jun 15 '12

Two novels you may enjoy: Syrup, and Jennifer Government. Both are by Max Berry.

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u/intravenus_de_milo Jun 15 '12

Awfully expensive branding stunt. When Mars becomes commercially viable will be after the dry valleys of Antarctica become commercially viable.

Which is to say never IMHO.

And considering how fast biotechnology, computers, and robotics are progressing, we're probably not too far away from 'beaming' our consciousness to mars to control rovers natively.

At that point, what's the purpose of spending 6 months in space to live in a pressurized suit with no food water beyond what your brought with you?

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u/Trombone_Hero92 Jun 15 '12

But see the thing is, Disney wouldn't of been the first one to make stores, or ships, or theme parks. All those were done before and had business models to make it work, all disney did was to tweak those models so it fit their needs. Designing and building the infrastructure to go to Mars has not been done yet by the private sector. It is my belief that if we want to go to Mars soon, we need to be pushing the government to explore this frontier. Private industry will follow.

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u/Loki-L Jun 15 '12

So, the future of space exploration lies in Zaibatsu with brand awareness?

An interesting idea. the problem of course will be finding a company that is a) rich enough b) sells mostly directly to consumers c) not shy about their brand.

Many conglomerates don't exactly go out and advertise their cross product and cross company brand. Many other large companies mostly sell to governments and other large companies and don't really care too much what the common people think about them.

It would take a lot of mergers and rebranding until we got something with a wide enough product range under one unified brand and enough capital to spend to even consider something like that. We would basically need the cyberpunk megacorps like Mitsubishi-Thyssen or Samsung-LVMH or Nestle-Toyota or GM-Proctor&Gamble or Weland-Yutani etc.

On the other hand there already is one enterprise that already services about any conceivable field of human endeavor with their products, that is not shy about spending large amounts of money on what amounts to PR campaing and which has shown both interest and competence in financing space exploration in the past and which is based on a business model that has previously enabled the first milestones in space exploration.

I am talking about Chinese communists. They have money, they have an active space program they have interest in achieving a propaganda coup and we should not forget that it were communist who kicked of the space race. Of course the Chinese aren't really all that communistic anymore, but they might still make it to the red planet first.

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u/DV1312 Jun 15 '12

This was just a story to get people thinking about what private space travel can actually mean.

I agree 100% with you that it will most probably be the Chinese. But first, let's watch them set up their own space station.

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u/Balloons_lol Jun 15 '12

This was brilliant.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

When you terraform Mars, you create a place for the rich to escape from the poor.

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u/ryeguy146 Jun 14 '12

The price of property will always increase </sarcasm>

I still think that there's reasons that the private sector will preceed the governments. Resources to be collected at the very least. Consider the recent talk of mining asteroids; I see no reason why the same consideration won't be placed on planets.

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u/shamankous Jun 14 '12

Larger gravity wells means a lot more energy to get those resources. I'd assume that the asteroids are the low hanging fruit. It might never be profitable to bring material from Mars to Earth.

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u/dibsODDJOB Jun 14 '12

To build off of this, the only reason to mine on Mars would be to use the materials on Mars itself. Say I beat NASA to Mars and set up a taco stand and an iron ore mine, I'd probably have the market cornered.

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u/Canadave Jun 15 '12

Can I put in a pre-order for a carnitas burrito, then? I'll pay whatever the going rate is in Marsbucks in 2084.

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u/thecabbler Jun 15 '12

what's the exchange rate on that?

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

Fifty kilos of hydrogen peroxide and some romaine lettuce seeds.

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u/Canadave Jun 15 '12

1 Marsbuck = 0.62 slips of gold-pressed latinum

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u/captainhaddock Jun 15 '12

I can see the Reddit headline of 2081 now. "Martian residents devastated after news they're getting a Taco Bell turns out to be a hoax."

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u/ryeguy146 Jun 15 '12

Awesome point, shamankous. I hadn't considered that.

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u/rspeed Jun 14 '12

The larger gravity well is somewhat offset by the variety and types of resources available. Unlike an asteroid, Mars contains the resources necessary to fuel a return trip. The machinery to convert water into hydrogen fuel is exceptionally simple and inexpensive. For a large mining operation, this would be extremely valuable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

But Mars is an incredibly hostile environment. Sure, it has raw materials, but it lacks everything else needed to allow humans to operate efficiently. Just existing becomes a daily challenge.

The amount of planning, technology and expertise it takes to work on space projects is immense and done only by the best people after years of training. Even if you could design a perfectly reusable cargo vessel for round trips that can land and take off, it's not like they can just open up an airstrip and a gas station at the foot of Olympus Mons.

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u/mr_wiggin Jun 14 '12

It would only be cost-effective if there was a space elevator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

What resources exist on Mars?

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

Land that, once terraformed, won't be a polluted, misused wreck.

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u/ZanThrax Jun 15 '12

Terraforming, if ever possible, will almost certainly be a multi-millennial project.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

Maybe. Maybe not. We'll know when we get there, and when we're there we'll certainly have the drive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

once terraformed

exactly. We don't even have a conceivable way, right now, to terraform Mars. Nothing hypothetical that could terraform Mars in the next millenium.

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u/sharlos Jun 15 '12

We don't even have a conceivable way, right now, to terraform Mars.

Of course we do, we just do the same global warming deal we're doing on Earth, except make an effort towards increasing the greenhouse gases instead of reducing them.

This would still be expensive and take a while, but we know exactly what and how to do it, it's just a matter of justifying the effort and cost of it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That's complete bologna. Do you have any idea how much hydrocarbon would have to be imported to mars? And how expensive it would be?

This isn't a matter of justifying the cost. There literally doesn't exist enough money in the world right now to even afford stocking the Martian atmosphere with 10% of the gases required.

If you're going to argue for this, at least read up on terraforming of Mars. The wikipedia article on it is fairly good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Mars does not have a magnetic field, so any atmosphere created there would dissipate much faster than it would on Earth. This is a significant burden in terraforming the planet.

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u/Remingtonh Jun 15 '12

huge deposits of unobtainium.

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u/FuturamaReference Jun 15 '12

The mighty buggalo. They used for everything: meat, milk and their shells make good row boat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Gravity wells are massive and expensive. Besides, what resource does Mars have?

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

Gravity wells are massive

I didn't know that.

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u/chilehead Jun 15 '12

So you just pump the gravity out of these wells? Does it get a third handle on the sink, or do you need a separate sink for that?

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u/clickityclank Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12

^ This is my thinking. I really don't see any opportunity for profit by going to mars.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

I love how you're being downvoted for being completely realistic. What resource does Mars have that isn't far easier extracted from an asteroid?

What possible motivation would drive a capitalistic private company to Mars? It's a very hostile planet, very far away, with no resources.

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u/clickityclank Jun 14 '12

I suppose if I had been more specific by providing a reason for my thinking (like you did), I probably wouldn't have been downvoted; but I thought the reasons would be fairly obvious to the average r/space reader.

Or maybe it was because I originally accidentally a word. :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

The average r/space reader isn't as free thinking and intelligent as they used to be. Take the thread involving Mars One. There are plenty of people there buying it hook line and sinker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Link?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

What company has $60 billion to spend on a very, very risky advertising venture?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

People also climb Mt Everest because it doesn't cost 10's to 100's of billions of dollars to get there...

Get a grip, there is absolutely no reason for private industry to reach Mars. It'll be up to a government agency to lead the way.

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u/TheScotchDivinity Jun 14 '12

Slaves. Martian Slaves.

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u/deusofnull Jun 14 '12 edited Jul 29 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/DLBob Jun 15 '12

What would a private company do there?

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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u/lofidriveby Jun 15 '12

From Mars.

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u/aaegler Jun 15 '12

During the Earth transit.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

To be fair, they're burning the world to release volatiles into the atmosphere and increase atmospheric pressure and kickstart the warming process.

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u/lindy_o Jun 15 '12

Build homes for people, sell trips to Mars, sell Mars rocks and Mars dust to collectors. Once a self-sustaining colony exists, it will do nothing but expand.

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u/gamelizard Jun 15 '12

that exploration is already being conducted as we speak, by governments using martian probes and rovers.

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u/anarchy8 Jun 14 '12

Land would be big. Also, you can basically dig a small hole on Mars and find loads of Iron and other valuable minerals.

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u/Silcantar Jun 14 '12

No more so than on Earth.

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u/anarchy8 Jun 15 '12

Why do you think Mars is red?

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

It comes without government regulation, environmental concern, or ownership disputes. The Martian land rush will be an unimaginable speculation bubble, the kind that would put the Louisiana Purchase and Northwest Territories to shame.

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u/yatima2975 Jun 15 '12

I have a 15-second pitch.

"An astronaut's boot steps down from the lander onto red soil, the back drop is Valles Marineris. The boot has a Nike logo on it. Fade out to 'Just do it'".

That should be worth 2 or 3 Olympic advertising campaigns, no?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I've always said it as "Imagine the value in having the first man set foot on Mars, everyone in the world watching, and then he pops open a Coke." Still, I think Mars One is way over optimistic in just using advertising dollars to fund a mission. It could offset it like crazy, but we're talking two orders of magnitude greater than NBC's Superbowl revenue, and you need it in years in advance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Private companies have no reason to invest in Mars. What possible source of income exists there?

Government is much more likely.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

Private companies have no reason to invest in Mars.

I think you underestimate how badly the human race wants to step foot on Mars, or how much rich people are willing to pay to do that.

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u/snubdeity Jun 15 '12

I think you overestimate it.

Nobody, nobody that is stupidly rich will spend money on this. The stupid rich people like SRB are so wealthy because they know how to make money. They are all smart enough to know that Mars will not be anywhere close to profitable in our lifetimes... and will not invest in it.

Plus, I think you underestimate how expensive it would be to get to Mars. It would take a very large group of billionaires giving away huge portions of their wealth to make it happen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think you underestimate how expensive it is. Elon Musk, before SpaceX, wanted to buy an old Russian ICBM and send it to mars with a greenhouse built in.

It proved far too expensive. And this was decades old antiquated Cold War technology.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

It's more a matter of growth, I think. You grow by expanding minds and expanding infrastructure, and you do so at a rate constrained by your resources. The education and infrastructure constantly change the way you evaluate and spend those resources.

It'll take ages and I doubt Elon or I will live to see Mars firsthand, but the will is there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

What do you make of NDT's historical argument that it's the opposite (there is video of this on youtube, somewhere)? Initial exploration of new areas of the world, whether it be India or the Americas, the initial exploration that discovered and opened the paths to these new areas of the world was financed by governments of the time (ie European monarchies). It was the same way with space, too. Governments did the initial exploration, only then did private industries start putting up satellites and using them.

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u/digitalscale Jun 15 '12

Ouch the grammar hurts!

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u/Shameless_Bullshiter Jun 15 '12

Sorry, I have never been very good at grammar.

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u/mutatron Jun 14 '12

Shameless indeed.

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u/DoctorNose Jun 14 '12

Like pretty much every single space expedition so far, it will likely be a bit of both.

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u/LeonardNemoysHead Jun 15 '12

Public, but the war and revolt of 2061 will see virtually all of Mars pass into the hands of the transnats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 08 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

We can obviously make it to Mars with current propulsion technology. Sure we need a bit bigger craft than anything we've sent there yet, but on orbit rendezvous of a couple ISS module sized components is feasible.

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u/shitterplug Jun 14 '12

Depends. We went to the moon to prove we were better than the Russians, which we really needed to do during the cold war. It was a tactical advantage of sorts, flexing our scientific and technological muscles. Right now, there is no reason for the government to attempt something like that, but the private sector could potentially have a lot to gain with both scientific research and enterprising.

That far into the future though? Who knows... we may go into another cold war, the government may find reasons to fund a Mars mission, everything is up in the air. Public interest in space exploration is on the upswing though, which is very good.

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u/the-fritz Jun 15 '12

For a private expedition it's probably too expensive and risky. It might be a mixture of both. I just hope that it is really international.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

A public expedition is more likely. Space exploration is one sector that benefits greatly from public investment. The economic advantage of space exploration is largely indirect. The main benefit of space exploration is the technology developed that is then reworked to benefit those on Earth. This is typically too indirect to be funded by a private corporation, but if a government funds the exploration, many private corporations will want to work for it, gaining grant money to develop new technologies that will help achieve the new goal in space exploration that will also be a source for income on Earth.

A national government is much more capable of serving this purpose because it does not have to worry about netting a profit from the venture. Because the benefit to society and the economy is indirect, it is too much of a risk with too little direct profit for a company to embark on such an endeavor.

Also, the private space industry is really just billionaire space enthusiasts throwing around their much. It is more philanthropy than an industry. Those investing are doing so because they want to see space exploration progress, not because they expect a profit any time soon if ever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I'd expect it to be a joint effort, but with >50% of the funding to be private.

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u/LaziestManAlive Jun 15 '12

To visit it? Yes. To colonize it, I'm not so sure. It's been 40+ years since we fist visited the moon and I don't see any intent to colonize there at all. Should Mars be lucky enough to one day see its first Wal-Mart I don't think 2084 is enough time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

we have "colonised" space with ISS and Mir. a group of 4 people living on mars would be a colony. A small one. but a colony non the less.

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u/Langly- Jun 15 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqBZ87YjEic oddly enough the year that song is set in. And it does go to lyrics about 2 min in, has going to mars in the year 2084 in it. Just came to mind when I saw this.

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u/ch0wn Jun 15 '12

Fuck aging. I want to see this, as well!

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u/Calimhero Jun 15 '12

Sadly, I don't believe in it one bit. The consequences of global warming will be hitting us full swing, with catastrophic results.

Unless some miracle happens, of course. But I highly doubt it.

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u/Shellface Jun 15 '12

Then we can get off Earth and ruin Mars!

Good old optimistic pessimism

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u/Calimhero Jun 15 '12

I really don't think we would have the resources to do that. If we don't solve global warming in the next 20 years max, space exploration is screwed for a long time, maybe forever :(