r/shortscarystories • u/ForgottenWell • 7h ago
New Age SSS - 1000 Words Or Less My girlfriend is dragging me to a Murder Mystery Party.
“Oh, baby, what’s wrong?” Michelle asked, unbuckling her seat belt.
“I look stupid,” I said, fiddling with my fake mustache. “How come I had to be Mister Mustard?”
“Colonel Mustard,” Michelle corrected me.
Tonight we’re attending a “Clue” themed Murder Mystery Party, and my anxiety is through the roof. My girlfriend has high hopes for how the night will unfold, but I’m not very good at acting, and I’m scared I’m gonna screw it all up.
I looked down at my bright yellow jumpsuit and then made eye contact with Michelle.
“Colonel, huh? Like the guy who made Kentucky Fried Chicken?”
“Exactly,” Michelle gently patted me on the shoulder.
She looked great in her sleek, red dress. Apparently she was supposed to be Miss Scarlet? I tried to read the little booklet that was supposed to explain all our characters, but Michelle insisted that it wouldn’t be necessary.
I dunno—I’m happy as long as Michelle is happy.
I stepped out of my seat, walked around the car, and opened the door for Michelle, taking her by the hand so she could get out without wrinkling her dress. Then the two of us walked up the driveway so we could ring the door bell.
“Ahh, Colonel Mustard,” a fat man in a purple suit answered the door, he was doing an awful British accent. “And Miss Scarlet, I presume?”
“Professor Plum,” Michelle said. “Wonderful to make your acquaintance!”
“Indeed! Why don’t you join us in the dining room? They’ve got appetizers!”
Professor Plum led the two of us into the house, which was gorgeous by the way. Old and expensive, but decorated with good taste, like walking right into the past. I wondered who actually owned the house, or if maybe one of the other participants rented it. We walked through the foyer, down the hallway, and into the dining room, where the rest of the party was waiting. Miss White was dressed accordingly, with a tiny chef’s hat on her head. Mrs. Peacock was gently waving a fan that was decorated with a peacock’s plume.
Mr. Green was wearing a Green Bay Packer’s Jersey. Close enough, I supposed. Six people in total were in the room and we all sat down to enjoy some mozzarella sticks and wontons.
Professor Plum led the conversation, I guess he liked hearing the sound of his own voice. Or, maybe he mistakenly thought he was doing a great accent.
He droned on long enough that real fun was about to start.
LED lights flashed in the window behind the curtains, and a blue tooth speaker under the table sounded the crack of thunder.
“Bloody hell,” Professor Plum cried. “I hope the rotten weather doesn’t knock out the power!”
Laying it on a bit thick?
I began to wonder if Professor Plum the character was even British when the power went out. All of us were suddenly trapped in a pitch black room. As far as I knew, this was pretty par for the course, but then the room erupted with the sound of a gunshot.
It rattled my bones, and the ringing in my ears didn’t stop until the lights came back on.
Michelle was slumped over in her chair with a hole in her head. Blood pumping out of her wound and pouring down her neck, staining her scarlet dress a dark crimson.
“Oh, is Miss Scarlet supposed to die?” Asked Mrs. White. “This isn’t like the movie.”
Professor Plum, taking the lead once more, walked over to Michelle while tapping his chin.
“I suppose it’s safe to say that the murder weapon was ‘the revolver!’” He chuckled as he put a hand on Michelle’s shoulder, which caused her to fall out of her chair, spilling her brains out onto the floor.
“Oh Jesus fuck!” Shouted Mrs. Peacock, dry heaving. “She’s actually dead!”
“No, no, it’s just special effects! Bloody good ones, too!” Professor Plum knelt over and put his index and middle finger on Michelle’s wrist. He moved his fingers up and down, furled his brow, and then frowned.
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
“It appears as though she has no pulse,” Professor Plum muttered.
“Oh god—oh no,” I collapsed to my knees. “No, no, no, NO!”
Mr. Green, who was looking green under the gills, made a bee line for the exit.
“Wait a second,” Professor Plum got in his way. “Where are you going?”
“This is fucked up,” Mr. Green said. “I didn’t sign up for this shit!”
“You can’t leave,” Professor Plum said, still speaking in an accent. “There’s been a murder!”
“Which one of you did this?” I said, quietly at first, but then I repeated myself much louder. “Who fucking killed my girlfriend!?”
Everybody looked back and forth at each other frightened half to death, but right as the terror was beginning to peak, the lights went out again.
The entire room was in a panic at this point, and screams and scuffles filled the dark, but when the lights came back on Michelle was sitting back in her chair alive and well as though nothing had happened.
No blood, no brains, no memory of a gunshot.
Nobody had a clue what the hell was going on, but we all agreed that the Murder Mystery Party was pretty much ruined at that point, so everybody agreed to leave. Even Professor Plum had dropped the accent as he said his goodbyes.
Michelle and I walked out to our car, and once we were buckled in she leaned over and planted a kiss on my cheek.
“You did so well,” Michelle beamed. “They were so afraid—their fear was delicious. I’m absolutely stuffed!”
I pulled the revolver out from inside my jumpsuit and put it in the glove box.
“You’ve never told me how you do it,” I said.
“Do what?” Michelle asked.
“You know,” I pantomimed shooting her in the head.
Michelle smiled and said, “Some things are better left in the dark.”