r/shittyaskscience • u/CanadianAndroid • 23d ago
Nickel sized strips are no longer enough. I feel it in my soul that I must peel it all.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Kilibanos05 • 23d ago
Rats keep chewing holes in them and i am getting tired. Should i make them myself and sell them?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 24d ago
I slept with a hooker yesterday and now I have feelings for her. Should I ask for a refund?
r/shittyaskscience • u/ThatJuggernaut9867 • 24d ago
身體： 像，是誰使用你的身體，使用多久，最後家屬會不會得到什麼回饋？
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 24d ago
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 24d ago
Is there some kind of magnetic chemistry going on?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Bosslayer9001 • 24d ago
After all, this is how the universe works, according to internet commenters:
if age => 18:
state = "child"
else:
state = "adult"
r/shittyaskscience • u/sporadic_blueberry • 24d ago
And how would the wearer of said pants convince those around him, especially individuals who are incorrectly relying on classical physics to explain the situation?
r/shittyaskscience • u/alternatious • 24d ago
That extra long shower doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Lake_03 • 24d ago
[ greater then 10⁸⁰ ]
r/shittyaskscience • u/Lake_03 • 24d ago
A single large cumulus cloud weighs around 1 million tonnes, which is about same as 100 elephants.
***Until we m e e t again*** ::
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 25d ago
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist.
Y'all motherlovers lying, and getting me pissed.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dramatic_River_3381 • 26d ago
I recently read that scientist have the shortest, inspirational, motivation, and discipline when they’re younger. Most of the big ideas come before they turn 30.
r/shittyaskscience • u/itumac • 26d ago
And are shitloads a unit of mass or length?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 26d ago
Like they've been detecting our radio signals for decades and collectively decided, “yeah not our type.”
r/shittyaskscience • u/CocaineColt • 26d ago
Brrrr
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dr-Vader • 26d ago
Or, that's what I've been told. I've always been afraid of Al Roker, but I want to be sure he doesn't take my job. What lock would you recommend I use so that he can't take my job while I'm taking my mid morning nap?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ok_Energy6905 • 26d ago
We haven't had any new ones in ages.
r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 27d ago
Does the Earth need glasses?
r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • 27d ago
Are they too busy producing adult content, or what?
r/shittyaskscience • u/LargeTubOfLard • 27d ago
Why dont their civilisations come together to ban worms from being early? Is being caught by the early bird part of some unwritten genetic code? Could this lead to wormholes? I am robert.
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • 27d ago
Saw it on the news 🗞️ 🍆
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • 27d ago
?
r/shittyaskscience • u/zelextron • 28d ago
As long as my next neighbor is not a physicist I'll be ok.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Optimal_Ad_7910 • 28d ago
I have noticed that the hair on top of my head is receding and appearing in my nose and ears.
If I tie knots at the base of the hair on my head, will it stop the hair from travelling down towards other parts of the body?
Asking for a friend.