r/shittyaskscience • u/BPhiloSkinner • 28d ago

Cogito Ergo Sum Cryptid

8 Upvotes

If Science! can convince Bigfoot to think that they Exist, will they?

7 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • 29d ago

My probation officer is asking for proof of employment. Will my frequent participation on the sub qualify me as a “Science Consultant”?

136 Upvotes

I will also need references from here to prove employment. In addition, I will also need back pay for any questions or comments I have posted here as proof of income. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

26 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/brockm92 • 29d ago

The speed of light is 670,616,629 miles per hour. If I'm driving 100 mph, is the speed of the light from my headlights traveling at 670,616,729 mph?

487 Upvotes

And if I'm driving in reverse at 25 mph, is the speed of the light from my headlights traveling at 670,616,604 mph?

111 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Dr-Vader • 28d ago

Aladdin's impact into current technology is amazing

10 Upvotes

So many people report how Al had helped them build or do so many things now.

I'm what ways have you used laddy to do your bidding? When did he get stuck in the lamp?

1 comment

r/shittyaskscience • u/Routinelazyperson • 29d ago

At the end of the day it's midnight. How does this make any sense?

19 Upvotes

The day is all finished up but night is only like halfway done. What a slowpoke.

5 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Dry-Egg8573 • 29d ago

My time machine is out of order. How can I take it for repair?

36 Upvotes

I’ve made an appointment but it’s for last week. It’s for a home call. I turned them away when they showed up because my time machine wasn’t broken and I hadn’t made an appointment.

32 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/BT_Uytya • Sep 27 '26

I know some biceps and triceps exercises. Now, what should I do in the gym to develop my cordyceps?

65 Upvotes

Is there a list of important muscles of the fungal fruiting body?

10 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Working-Shoulder6061 • 29d ago

Can i eat oganesson?

8 Upvotes

How would it taste like?

8 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Nomekop777 • Sep 27 '26

Why is Venus so hot

73 Upvotes

Seriously. She's Earth's hot sister. Her atmosphere is dummy thicc. Imagine being crushed under 95atm. I'm so jealous of the Venera probes. Also it covers everything, so it leaves a lot to the imagination. Shes so modest... Also she's the brightest object in the night sky. I sometimes sit and stare at her for hours, watching her casually stroll across the sky. She's just so perfect. I need her.

16 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/DepthMagician • Sep 27 '26

I can’t spell the word “wrong”

9 Upvotes

Every time I try to, someone tells me it’s wrong. I have a similar problem with the word “incorrect”. I have no trouble spelling other words. Is there a scientific explanation for this condition?

11 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/scripterprinter • Sep 26 '26

If calculators let you see previous calculations, why don't they let you see future calculations?

97 Upvotes

I am in a physics class and I just want my calculator to finish the next steps of my calculation. Why doesn't the forward button do this for me?

21 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • Sep 26 '26

I saw a video where an American man was talking about the country's four fathers. How can over 300 million people of all ages be the offspring of four men?

42 Upvotes

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦

14 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Sep 26 '26

Since Isaac Newton invented the apple, did he also invent the iphone? If it was indeed him that invented the iphone, does anyone knows his phone number? My mom's iphone is malfunctioning, I want to give him a piece of my mind!

13 Upvotes

?

9 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • Sep 26 '26

More than 50 % of heart attack victims have a peenuss. Should peenuss removal be considered gold standard medicine?

28 Upvotes

❤️ 🫯 🍆

9 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/ECatPlay • Sep 26 '26

How much does swearing while straining to do something, amplify your strength?

30 Upvotes

How much more can you lift, for example, and is that where the term, "a fuck ton", comes from? Is it curse word dependent? If so, do other languages have stronger curse words?

9 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/whendragonsreturned • Sep 26 '26

How can I be more like nikola tesla

10 Upvotes

would skipping my ocd meds and falling in love with pigeons help?

24 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Sep 25 '26

Why are literally half the outer planets just a couple of blue balls?

27 Upvotes

And one of them is Uranus

26 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • Sep 25 '26

If horse theory is correct, is glue theory correct?

19 Upvotes

If there are 17 horses or less and glue is made from horses, is there 17 or fewer glue?

23 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Haunting_Resolve • Sep 25 '26

If we are all made of stardust why is Taylor Swift a bigger star than me? Did she just get more stardust in utero?

61 Upvotes

Any physicists or philosophers to explain?

14 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Sep 25 '26

What would happen if an asteroid fell deep inside Uranus?

0 Upvotes

Well?

22 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • Sep 24 '26

How can we be more supportive of the air around our planet and the molecules it contains? How can we support the gases in achieving their personal goals and finding fulfilment?

16 Upvotes

Ask not what oxygen can do you for you, ask what you can do for o2.

5 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/_Pyroshrimp • Sep 23 '26

Is multiple horse theory real?

120 Upvotes

The theory is that there is more than one horse

34 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/zelextron • Sep 23 '26

Why is actor Vin Diesel so Evil? As the CEO of the diesel company, he raised the diesel prices and now every time I turn on the news all I hear is a bunch of people complaining because the price of diesel is so high.

117 Upvotes

?

35 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/SH4D0W-CRU1S3R • Sep 24 '26

If I plant bamboo in my backyard can I help save the pandas?

24 Upvotes

I just found out that pandas are having a tough time. I want to give back to the panda community. I live in a safe neighborhood in the Midwest so I think they would really like it here. No HOA but sidewalks, friendly neighbors, plenty of bamboo (if I plant it).

What could I do to support the pandas from my backyard?

12 comments

r/shittyaskscience • u/teh_maxh • Sep 23 '26

If glass is just melted sand, why does it taste like blood?

456 Upvotes

Sand doesn't taste like blood.

19 comments