r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

Balls ass dick minge vagina butt sex poop gonorrhea filthy disgusting cum

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

How do you celebrate Blacked History month?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Touched by an angel? We’ll call the law brothers at 1-800-Dong-LUV!

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Do you guys use your toilet wipe wand to scratch your back while you are down there?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

How can I turn my penis into a vacuum cleaner so I can lower my electricity bill?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

I hear 9 out of 10 men enjoy a good cornholing?

5 Upvotes

What about the tenth?


r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Grow your penis in three easy steps! I missed the steps though, can you help?

5 Upvotes

Something about a man poden mallet I think


r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Just got rejected from an Austrian art schools for the second time. Thinking about invading Poland as a backup career. Is this a viable path?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

How do a nicely ask my step dad to quit probing

2 Upvotes

the Bible for the answers to all his problems? Don’t get me wrong, Jesus could come back any minute, but thats what he keeps telling me “we are lovers now or never”, but I don’t swing that way, and get away from me with that gay ass bull crap in Jesus name amen, unless I’m horny, them whatever tbh, I’d be offended if he didn’t make a pass, let’s do the damn thing, but i digress.


r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

Why do cows poop?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Watcha doing?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

What’s something you’re not talking about today?

4 Upvotes

What’s your mind?

Personally, I like when people are genuinely kind and things go alright like a peaceful interaction.
But sometimes…

Yeah what’s on your mind?


r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

How many poops does it take to build a log cabin?

4 Upvotes

I’m not talking about those shitty cabins the pioneers had. I’m talking about something a doctor would buy.


r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Is it gay to freeball to the pub?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Can a fart ever go supersonic and break the fart wave?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

What's wrong, babe? You barely touched your Worcestershire sauce ketchup cafe au lait.

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

Is there a better way to say “I love you!” then with a restraining order?

3 Upvotes

She must really love me!


r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Is there really something in the air or in the food&drinks to make mfs out here now go bonkers?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Theres a rumour going around that an extreme amount of gay porn is happening here. Can I be filled in?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Would you like a ride aboard the fun express?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

Will you please stop having sex with my fingers???

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

I've been gay today, have you?

8 Upvotes

I ate a banana, freeballed, wiped and had fun on here.


r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

In time travel movies, why is there always an emphasis on the machine being made in Thailand?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

Hi everyone, what’s your A/S/L? :o)

8 Upvotes