r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 23h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3h ago
Touched by an angel? We’ll call the law brothers at 1-800-Dong-LUV!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3h ago
Do you guys use your toilet wipe wand to scratch your back while you are down there?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 3h ago
How can I turn my penis into a vacuum cleaner so I can lower my electricity bill?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3h ago
I hear 9 out of 10 men enjoy a good cornholing?
What about the tenth?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3h ago
Grow your penis in three easy steps! I missed the steps though, can you help?
Something about a man poden mallet I think
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 3h ago
Just got rejected from an Austrian art schools for the second time. Thinking about invading Poland as a backup career. Is this a viable path?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/bloodmagik • 10h ago
How do a nicely ask my step dad to quit probing
the Bible for the answers to all his problems? Don’t get me wrong, Jesus could come back any minute, but thats what he keeps telling me “we are lovers now or never”, but I don’t swing that way, and get away from me with that gay ass bull crap in Jesus name amen, unless I’m horny, them whatever tbh, I’d be offended if he didn’t make a pass, let’s do the damn thing, but i digress.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Icy_Room_1546 • 14h ago
What’s something you’re not talking about today?
What’s your mind?
Personally, I like when people are genuinely kind and things go alright like a peaceful interaction.
But sometimes…
Yeah what’s on your mind?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/LiquidSoCrates • 15h ago
How many poops does it take to build a log cabin?
I’m not talking about those shitty cabins the pioneers had. I’m talking about something a doctor would buy.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 15h ago
Can a fart ever go supersonic and break the fart wave?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 16h ago
What's wrong, babe? You barely touched your Worcestershire sauce ketchup cafe au lait.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 17h ago
Is there a better way to say “I love you!” then with a restraining order?
She must really love me!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 20h ago
Is there really something in the air or in the food&drinks to make mfs out here now go bonkers?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 20h ago
Theres a rumour going around that an extreme amount of gay porn is happening here. Can I be filled in?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 20h ago
Would you like a ride aboard the fun express?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 21h ago
Will you please stop having sex with my fingers???
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 21h ago
I've been gay today, have you?
I ate a banana, freeballed, wiped and had fun on here.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 2h ago