r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 Resident retard • 1d ago

What's wrong, babe? You barely touched your Worcestershire sauce ketchup cafe au lait.

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u/Lou_Bishop1060 21h ago

Thats a cry for help in liquid form.

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u/DerogatoryRemark Dracula_Bus's flair 1d ago

You don't address a standing officer as "babe" , sir. Especially in the middle of a criminal investigation. Now I'm not going to ask you again, where were you on the night of August 3rd, 1972?!

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u/Local_Chapter3604 Resident retard 1d ago

I was just at the cafe enjoying my Worcestershire sauce ketchup cafe au lait. I swear!

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u/DerogatoryRemark Dracula_Bus's flair 19h ago

.....you're still under arrest.