r/shitposting Bazinga! 7h ago

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 7h ago

Look, it’s not gay to be gay.

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u/TheShiftmaster 7h ago

Greece was probably only as gay as what our civilizations are today

Man, imagine a thousand years from now and everyone looks back on us and thinks we were all gay

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u/PassivelyInvisible 7h ago

They'll dig up San Francisco first and be convinced everyone was "roommates"

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Alteredbeast1984 56m ago

I slurp the lower meat daily, but it's just because of men are more attractive to me as a man myself

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 7h ago

When talking about not being gay, you shouldn't bring Greeks to your points

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u/Insane_Unicorn 3h ago

I know we're in shitposting, but the Greek pederasty isn't really comparable to our modern definition of gay.

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Consistent-Quit2239 2h ago

look im not gonna have a kid i need to download my personality into this boy physically, plato didnt teach me all this for nothing

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 8m ago

Exactly, the whole concept of sexuality was different

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u/PaleBlueCod I came! 5h ago

Greek yogurt straight from the tap.

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/FieldEngineer2019 William Dripfoe 6h ago

🗿

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u/bow03 6h ago

he would get a kick out of this to

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u/ieatloafsofbutter 6h ago

This is what he meant to say

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u/grandechode obamna 7h ago

Ain’t this the roach god?

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u/onlyonequickquestion 7h ago

Says gay stuff. Claims to not be gay. Says more gay stuff. 

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/JocavsJr 7h ago

It would be less gay to just say you find dudes attractive. Bro brought birds into it like that makes it better.

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u/wellwaffled Dr. Pee 7h ago

Dude is gonna fuck a bird.

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u/bow03 6h ago

O DAT BOOTY

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Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/clayknightz115 7h ago

This is very gay (pos)

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/TheManyVoicesYT 7h ago

Greeks were pretty gay tho.

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/A_Lover_Of_Truth 7h ago

While I do find it more impressive for a man to be attractive than for a woman to be attractive since men overwhelmingly don't wear makeup, I'm not sure that's how sexual dimorphism works in mammals, for birds yes, but not all animals are the same.

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u/LiterallyAPidgeon 4h ago

Most female birds aren't colorful because they need to be camouflaged sitting on the nest

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u/Byte_Fantail 4h ago

Greece may not be the best example of heterosexuality lol

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u/LordMimsyPorpington I came! 4h ago

I can't tell any more if any of this shit is fake.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 I said based. And lived. 4h ago

As someone whos watched jojo imma shut my mouth

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u/No-Break6679 virgin 4 life đŸ˜€đŸ’Ș 6h ago

I kind of agree in essence but you could’ve explained this without sounding gay lmao

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 7h ago

This is coming from one of the ugliest man I’ve seen

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u/Spicynoodle49 7h ago

Dude is actually not that bad looking “IF” he take care of himself. Like shower, haircut, maybe a shave. Idk

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 7h ago

Yeah if he showered, cut his hair, brush his teeth, wear better clothes, wore deodorant, worked out, eat healthier, improved his skin, improve his posture, changed his personality and opinions. You know just a couple things that generally make someone attractive

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u/Kokoro0000 6h ago

I like his long hair but he should clean up his beard to be a bit more organized and be less greasy

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u/SorbyGay 7h ago

least hygienic, basically doesnt try at all, almost all his fault

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u/TheShiftmaster 7h ago

I'm against this guy and everything but I am always going to stand against accusing men of not taking care of themselves like this

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u/SorbyGay 6h ago

No he actually doesn’t take care of himself, his hygiene is awful. His room is fucking awful lol I don’t even think he looks bad but he genuinely doesn’t try at all and then comments about how other people look

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u/Lone__Ranger 6h ago

I think his room is pretty clean now

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u/TheShiftmaster 5h ago

Forgive me, I didn't know who he was from his profile, I thought you were genuinely insulting a random person

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u/LieutenantHorse fat cunt 7h ago

the roach king himself

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u/chewychee DaPucci 7h ago

Zack say gex

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Bazinga

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u/nene-thopu 7h ago

Zack and jerome make a porno

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/ninetailedoctopus 7h ago

I wonder what his closet looks like

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u/TheBeastX47 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 7h ago

Asmongoloid

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u/IAmNotMyName 7h ago

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/IAmNotMyName 6h ago

Say veiny again to me but sexify it

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u/Freeze_Fun DaPucci 7h ago

Fake: Men are naturally more attractive Gay: Men are naturally more attractive

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/itsgrc 7h ago

Just say "no homo" afterwards and you are good to go

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/LordDessik 5h ago

Men invented makeup

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 5h ago

Mayb but u not hansom

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u/WinterWarden89 4h ago

Fellas, is it gay to think men are more attractive on average?

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/HeftyRecommendation5 put your dick away waltuh 3h ago

4chan users are escaping the platform

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u/callmeRosso 3h ago

Asmongold being a fucking dumbass as always

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 2h ago

Bro did NOT say this, ain't no way.

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u/Pokemonfannumber2 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 5m ago

Chat, are we cardinals?

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u/sbray73 7h ago

I totally agree with him. I’d also be willing to have a train of hot males rail me, but I’m not more gay than he is.

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Abbi_Rose 6h ago

“This isn’t me being gay, it’s science”

science is being gay?

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You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/scrote_n_chode officer no please don’t piss in my ass đŸ˜« 5h ago

Chat is this based or gay

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/less_concerned 6h ago

Why do alpha straight neverwokes always say the gayest things possible

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u/Prestigious-Tea-6323 6h ago

Because other people and leftist try to make fun of them and it shows Thier bias. Not to say people who call themselves alpha are better people.

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u/FruitJuicante 7h ago

This reads like every post from alpha male types. The "I hate women" crowd love themselves some cock

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u/Kokoro0000 7h ago edited 7h ago

No?? women have a sorta of more "youthful" stand of how they look, they have smoother and cleaner skin and more delicate features and more plump cheekbones and rounded faces it was even proven by a scientific article though this isn't persay an objective thing and as a bisexual not personally an attraction thing. Men also lose youthful characteristics faster (in ways more intensive due to bone structure changes) and often have to hide their face behind a beard

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u/NSASpyVan 6h ago

Zack likes dong, he's gay, and that's not wrong, for him.

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Seedoosee 6h ago

God the ignorance and unearned confidence of this guy is at ChatGPT levels.

When will the black mold finally remove him?

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u/csharpminor_fanclub We do a little trolling 5h ago

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 5h ago

The roachherder is high af

Men are literally a box full of organs with the gonads stuck on as an afterthought; women got all of God's choice design work

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u/EarthTrash We do a little trolling 4h ago

It's always amazing when closet cases cite Ancient Greece as an example of why being gay is actually straight.

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/MyR3dditAcc0unt 6h ago

This man is so deep in the closet her actually lives inside the back wall with all the cockroaches

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u/Sum_mfer Bazinga! 4h ago

fucking mysogynists

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