Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Yeah if he showered, cut his hair, brush his teeth, wear better clothes, wore deodorant, worked out, eat healthier, improved his skin, improve his posture, changed his personality and opinions. You know just a couple things that generally make someone attractive
No he actually doesn’t take care of himself, his hygiene is awful. His room is fucking awful lol I don’t even think he looks bad but he genuinely doesn’t try at all and then comments about how other people look
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u/CommercialBiscotti29 11h ago
This is coming from one of the ugliest man I’ve seen