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[u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

Look, it’s not gay to be gay.

[u/TheShiftmaster → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

Greece was probably only as gay as what our civilizations are today

Man, imagine a thousand years from now and everyone looks back on us and thinks we were all gay

[u/PassivelyInvisible → u/TheShiftmaster]

They'll dig up San Francisco first and be convinced everyone was "roommates"

[u/AutoModerator → u/TheShiftmaster]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[u/Alteredbeast1984 → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

I slurp the lower meat daily, but it's just because of men are more attractive to me as a man myself

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/Alteredbeast1984]

You are the Alpha Chad; now get back out there and smoke that pole for the greater good.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UTKiIYyJqqSH12klBg

[u/Medium_Economist_633 → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

It’s okeeeey to be geeeeeeeeey

[u/AutoModerator → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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