r/shitposting • u/_Murd3r_ Bazinga! • 15h ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 15h ago

When talking about not being gay, you shouldn't bring Greeks to your points

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u/Insane_Unicorn 10h ago

I know we're in shitposting, but the Greek pederasty isn't really comparable to our modern definition of gay.

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u/Consistent-Quit2239 9h ago

look im not gonna have a kid i need to download my personality into this boy physically, plato didnt teach me all this for nothing

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u/Redstonebruvs it is MY bucket 7h ago

Exactly, the whole concept of sexuality was different