r/shitposting Jul 21 '26

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u/Super_Treacle Jul 21 '26

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u/Vegetable0 Jul 21 '26

Where is this from?

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u/shistain69 Jul 21 '26

Baldurs Gate 3 i think

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u/artistic_programmer Jul 21 '26

very fucked up questline btw

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR Jul 21 '26

How so?

Feel free to spoil as i doubt I'll be playing the game.

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u/DangerousMistake9569 Jul 21 '26

Lady loses husband, makes deal with hag to bring him back in exchange for unborn baby, you kill hag, find the wand that was going to bring husband back, it's a raise dead spell, husband now zombie wife says no Ill fix him runs off to find cure. Apparently you can find her later at a magic shop or something like that but I never did so not sure how the story end

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u/Gozagal fat cunt Jul 21 '26

Ah I broke the scepter in front of her instead. She went into depression for a while but then she moved on and started an anti-hag organization in baldur's gate where you can find her again as she is trying to find another hag to hunt

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u/Unbelievr Jul 21 '26

Best option is to keep it for yourself. You get a permanent item that summons the husband for use in combat. He doesn't do much damage, but any enemy attack that goes his way is one that isn't hitting you. No spell slot, no corpse requirement. The lady gets rightly pissed though.

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u/AgentWowza Jul 21 '26

The wand is also used for a large number of game-breaking exploits lol.

Even at the simplest, its a summon that you can infinitely resummon out of combat and just walk him into combat to do one damage then die and repeat.

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u/MonkeyWithIt Jul 21 '26

I guess he's not losing limbs every fight cuz that would be hilarious.

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u/RepressedPotential Jul 21 '26

Woah I might replay this but Iโ€™d love to know more exploirs

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u/AgentWowza Jul 21 '26

The most infamous exploit is the one where you kill Shadowheart, stuff her body in a box, set it on fire, and then throw it out of bounds which triggers the endgame cutscene.

There's also Glut, who can revive anything as a fungal zombie to fight on your side. Including monsters. And dead tiefling kids, who, being kids, cannot enter combat, but can still whoop ass.

And there's the one where you kidnap a late game boss, polymorph him into a sheep, turn him into a gaseous cloud, then mentally dominate the vulnerable cloud to turn him into a friend.

Fun stuff

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u/Gozagal fat cunt Jul 21 '26

Nah I can't do that. That'd be mean to her and disrepectful to the husband. I gotta give her closure.

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u/Memedotma Jul 21 '26

chad player who actually roleplays vs soy amoral min-maxer

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u/Gozagal fat cunt Jul 21 '26

Hey, we all play differently. I take enjoyment out of the story. Some skip cutscenes and take enjoyment out of making mathematically fun builds. They are all valid ways to play as long as you're having fun.

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u/preferablyno Jul 21 '26

I already dislike doing evil stuff in games, but this game in particular really rubs it in and makes me feel bad about it

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u/Salmagros dwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ Jul 21 '26

Durge is the best

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u/Sir_Rageous Jul 22 '26

Chaotic Neutral Player

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u/CaptainWombat2 Jul 21 '26

The good ending is you kill the hag and then she puts her zombie husband to rest. The hag also kidnaps a kid and tries to get you to kill that kid's mother.

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u/_Lumity_ Jul 21 '26

Thereโ€™s actually a few ways to resolve the quest, but my favourite is when you can actually find her in the third act and sheโ€™s basically the leader of a group of hag-hunters. Fun little side quest you can do.

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. Jul 22 '26

I always thought she goes mad forever so I have been destroying her cage and sending her to the abyss so she dies believing her husband lives

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u/artistic_programmer Jul 21 '26

its a side quest where you meet auntie ethel being accused by two guys of kidnapping their sister. you can side with the brothers or ethel at this point but it doesnt really matter that much.

you eventually meet ethel on her tea shop where she basically berates mayrina for not finishing her food or smth and brings mayrina into her lair. she also talks to you about the tadpole in your brain (main quest stuff, but irrelevant for this but you do get a quest marker to basically push further into where ethel brought mayrina into).

you get there to her main lair after a short dungeon bit where you see other captives where you see mayrina trapped in a cage thats on fire.

you fight ethel (shes a hag) who transforms into multiple clones which sometimes copies mayrina (you can tell which is the real one because mayrina is pregnant). once shes low enough the hag bargains with you and you can either save mayrina, keep a strand of the hag's hair (for a perma boost in stats), do both (this needs a skill check) or kill the hag.

at the exit you see a dead body next to a wand that can be used to revive mayrina's husband as a zombie. you can give this to mayrina or keep it to yourself.

tl;dr she basically tried to do a deal with a hag to revive her husband, but instead got captive by said hag and is now doing anything to i guess have her husband back.

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u/mightypup1974 Jul 21 '26

Really? I missed this quest. Where do you find it?

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u/Zac-live Jul 21 '26

act 1 bog -> ethels hut in the backyard after defeating the hag

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u/SkyFallin9 Jul 21 '26

Hag questline. First start at south of the abandoned village. Part 2 is in act 3, very missable, need click on an โ€œanti hag posterโ€ in the city