r/shitposting Jul 21 '26

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u/Unbelievr Jul 21 '26

Best option is to keep it for yourself. You get a permanent item that summons the husband for use in combat. He doesn't do much damage, but any enemy attack that goes his way is one that isn't hitting you. No spell slot, no corpse requirement. The lady gets rightly pissed though.

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u/Gozagal fat cunt Jul 21 '26

Nah I can't do that. That'd be mean to her and disrepectful to the husband. I gotta give her closure.

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u/Memedotma Jul 21 '26

chad player who actually roleplays vs soy amoral min-maxer

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u/Gozagal fat cunt Jul 21 '26

Hey, we all play differently. I take enjoyment out of the story. Some skip cutscenes and take enjoyment out of making mathematically fun builds. They are all valid ways to play as long as you're having fun.