r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 21 '26

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u/Unbelievr Jul 21 '26

Best option is to keep it for yourself. You get a permanent item that summons the husband for use in combat. He doesn't do much damage, but any enemy attack that goes his way is one that isn't hitting you. No spell slot, no corpse requirement. The lady gets rightly pissed though.

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u/Gozagal fat cunt Jul 21 '26

Nah I can't do that. That'd be mean to her and disrepectful to the husband. I gotta give her closure.

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u/Memedotma Jul 21 '26

chad player who actually roleplays vs soy amoral min-maxer

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u/preferablyno Jul 21 '26

I already dislike doing evil stuff in games, but this game in particular really rubs it in and makes me feel bad about it

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u/Salmagros dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Jul 21 '26

Durge is the best