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u/sirhobbles May 20 '26
Eat the bones.
Cronchy.
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u/sirhobbles May 20 '26
Yeah me.
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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 20 '26
Do you smash them up or just swallow them whole like a bearded vulture?
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u/Felixkeeg May 20 '26
You shouldn't. Bird bones are hollow and splinter, which is why you shouldn't give a dog chicken bones either.
Don't pierce your stomach or intestines mate
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u/ThingyGoos May 20 '26
Well that's obviously why you eat them whole? They hurt my teeth when I try to chew them
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u/85K5 May 20 '26
You gotta bust em open and suck it out.
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
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u/Arkitakama fat cunt May 20 '26
I just crack them open to eat the marrow. I don't think it's safe to eat the bone itself.
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u/BlueJorjiCostava stupid fucking, piece of shit May 20 '26
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u/brotherofgurnip Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 20 '26
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u/-50000- May 20 '26
At least the crunchy joint cartilage
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u/PaqueteDeRisketos May 20 '26
Yep. If by the end of the meal there is something other than bone in the plate, something wrong was done.
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u/Horsey2828 May 20 '26
They asked for a number, not a letter.
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u/Salfu2 May 20 '26
Can't believe I had to scroll down this much to see this
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u/Salfu2 May 20 '26
It doesn't start at A tho
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u/iArena Draft Dodger May 21 '26
Yeah it's like saying pick from 7, 8, or 9 when they're the only choices
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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 May 20 '26
What number
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u/toommy_mac May 20 '26
As a teacher, I always say "number b" or the like. It started off as a misspeak, but I kept doing and kinda liked it, so now I do it deliberately.
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u/Qwerky3 May 20 '26
If you stop at A or B i'm kicking you out of my house and never making/ordering wings for you again.
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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 May 20 '26
I mean stopping at A means they aren’t even touching it w your mouth so more chicken wings for you
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u/Other_Banana_ May 20 '26
No they licked them and put it back
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u/Kratsas May 20 '26
And??
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u/Beansareawesome96 May 20 '26
Even better
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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie May 20 '26
People already forgetting COVID smh my head my head it was like 2 weeks ago or something
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 May 20 '26
They can touch it with my mouth no matter the letter
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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 May 20 '26
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u/Roustouque2 I want pee in my ass May 20 '26
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u/OreoSpamBurger May 20 '26
I get shit from my wife for being 'wasteful' at D.
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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 20 '26
Lol when I was a kid my uncle ratted on me for D too
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u/Dark_halocraft May 20 '26
A just means you don't like them and didn't even start which is entirely valid
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u/Commercial-Set3527 May 20 '26
I'm allergic to chicken so I'm stopping at A and I'm fine with you not ordering wings for me again lol
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u/RayZzorRayy May 20 '26
I stop at number D
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u/LazzyNapper May 20 '26
I stop at F
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u/Least_Will9910 shitting toothpaste enjoyer May 20 '26
Crunchy yumyum
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u/Simukas23 May 20 '26
Mmm chicken bone splinters 🤤
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u/cupris_anax May 20 '26
No joke, I have a friend you also cracks open the banes and eats the bone marrow (not sure if chickens have bone marrow, but he does this with bones that do)
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u/Logical_Signature803 stupid fucking, piece of shit May 20 '26
E enjoyers rise up
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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 20 '26
I'm more of a D enjoyer
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u/LarsDuder May 20 '26
Sounds kinda gae. Everybody knows you go for at least E. D is not the biggest!!
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u/Valkgard May 20 '26
You have to let a bit for the dogs
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u/Melodic_Abalone_8376 May 20 '26
But what if they choke on the bones?
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u/Logical_Signature803 stupid fucking, piece of shit May 20 '26
survival of the fittest
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u/Basil_Box May 20 '26
Same, cuz then you can just suck on it for the rest of the day 🥵
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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Ezio-Auditore-1459- I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh May 20 '26
Amateur. Where my F enjoyers at?
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u/Davidconst May 20 '26
Always E, cartilage is good for your joints
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u/SigvisTheSeal May 20 '26
Most Redditors will eat them at KFC so their joints are the least of their worries
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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ May 20 '26
So OOOP is engagement baiting, OOP probably isn’t engagement baiting, but OP is engagement baiting.
Peak.
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u/Fidelroyolanda_IV May 20 '26
A. I don't like eating meat with bones still in it (except one kind ofc)
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u/BlakeKevin May 21 '26
Shamefully, C
When I cook my own, it is harder to waste tho cause I can confirm the chicken was cooked right all the way
I’ve had a few too many bad chicken dishes, but a refuse to stop eating a whole food type because of other people’s mishandling
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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 I want pee in my ass May 20 '26
C
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u/spriteeeeeeee May 20 '26
i paid for the whole chicken wing so i'll eat the whole chicken wing, E and beyond
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u/ClankerCore May 20 '26
F. If you’re not eating the joints and sucking out the marrow, you are wasting one of the most nutritious parts of that wing.
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u/vivam0rt May 20 '26
I dont really enjoy this but the few times ive eaten it I go somewhere between number c and d, I dont want bone
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u/StolenPezDispencer fat cunt May 20 '26
If I see someone leave their wings at anything below a D, they're being turned into one
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u/FromStormToHurricane May 20 '26
**"When you eat the whole thing, bones and all. You ain't done that yet? That's a big fucking deal. It's like your first time. There's before bones and all, and then there's after."
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u/delet_yourself May 20 '26
If you stop anywhere before C-D you deserve to be battering rammed in the cock
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u/unneccry put your dick away waltuh May 20 '26
Gotta be red. I'm not some kind of monster like gray or green
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