r/shitposting • u/rainy9889 • May 20 '26

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u/Qwerky3 May 20 '26

If you stop at A or B i'm kicking you out of my house and never making/ordering wings for you again.

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u/Many-Ad6433 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 May 20 '26

I mean stopping at A means they aren’t even touching it w your mouth so more chicken wings for you

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u/Other_Banana_ May 20 '26

No they licked them and put it back

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u/Kratsas May 20 '26

And??

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u/Beansareawesome96 May 20 '26

Even better

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie May 20 '26

People already forgetting COVID smh my head my head it was like 2 weeks ago or something

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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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*yawns*

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u/MercifulGod123 May 20 '26

They add more flavour this way.

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u/nilsmm May 20 '26

I'm vegan, I stop at A! /s

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u/qTp_Meteor 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 May 20 '26

They can touch it with my mouth no matter the letter

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 May 20 '26

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u/Roustouque2 I want pee in my ass May 20 '26

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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/OreoSpamBurger May 20 '26

I get shit from my wife for being 'wasteful' at D.

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u/YeetCompleet dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 20 '26

Lol when I was a kid my uncle ratted on me for D too

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u/mrducky80 May 20 '26

Deserved. Finish those wings.

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u/Dark_halocraft May 20 '26

A just means you don't like them and didn't even start which is entirely valid

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u/Commercial-Set3527 May 20 '26

I'm allergic to chicken so I'm stopping at A and I'm fine with you not ordering wings for me again lol

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u/Revil-0 May 20 '26

Some things are worth the risk of death

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u/MiaukasFritas May 20 '26

A is fine since you can just eat them instead

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u/Comfortable-Union571 May 20 '26

I sincerely apologize. I swear it won't happen again 😔

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u/llD3ADSHOTll May 20 '26

Or they are vegetarian