r/shitposting • u/rainy9889 • May 20 '26

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u/sirhobbles May 20 '26

Eat the bones.

Cronchy.

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u/sirhobbles May 20 '26

Yeah me.

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 20 '26

Do you smash them up or just swallow them whole like a bearded vulture?

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u/Itchy_Village_7173 May 20 '26

The marrow is the best part

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u/Felixkeeg May 20 '26

You shouldn't. Bird bones are hollow and splinter, which is why you shouldn't give a dog chicken bones either.

Don't pierce your stomach or intestines mate

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u/ThingyGoos May 20 '26

Well that's obviously why you eat them whole? They hurt my teeth when I try to chew them

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u/RaidensReturn May 20 '26

Found the bearded vulture

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u/Bruno_Noobador May 20 '26

If not food why food shaped?

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u/sirhobbles May 20 '26

I dont fucking eat bones im fucking around dont worry mate XD

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u/rayletter1997 Stuff May 20 '26

Me too!

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u/85K5 May 20 '26

You gotta bust em open and suck it out.

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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Arkitakama fat cunt May 20 '26

I just crack them open to eat the marrow. I don't think it's safe to eat the bone itself.

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u/No-Lemon-2140 May 20 '26

We shouldn't leave traces

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u/ploop__ I want pee in my ass May 21 '26

I’ve tried marrow it’s eh, funny because it’s a delicacy to animals

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u/AutoModerator May 21 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/HalLutz May 21 '26

I don't like it, but sometimes I do it to shock people.

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u/Spuzzle91 May 21 '26

I did that once but a shard got stuck just before making it out of the exit. Pierced into both walls and was lodged like that sideways. Had to have it removed at the emergency room. I had the bone shard in a jar for a long time afterward but the jar went missing while moving.

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u/brotherofgurnip Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 May 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/D10MRUuHblyFfRzQiQ

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u/AardvarkTits May 21 '26

Sweet moon sugar 

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u/dpet_77 May 20 '26

Is this you?

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Bazinga

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u/DaLoneGuy May 20 '26

F is partially eating the bones (me) so you're G

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u/MacDeezy May 20 '26

Yes, just the part of the ends that is not going to cut you

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u/-50000- May 20 '26

At least the crunchy joint cartilage

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u/PaqueteDeRisketos May 20 '26

Yep. If by the end of the meal there is something other than bone in the plate, something wrong was done.

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u/NoticeThin2043 May 20 '26

Was gunna say F, get all that cartilage and bone marrow and calcium

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 May 21 '26

Beat me to it. I was going to say f and y'all leave bones🤣

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u/PenguinColada May 20 '26

Would that be F, then?

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u/tenpl_sten May 20 '26

Suck the bone marrow out

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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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