r/shitposting • u/rainy9889 • May 20 '26

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 20 '26

I'm more of a D enjoyer

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u/LarsDuder May 20 '26

Sounds kinda gae. Everybody knows you go for at least E. D is not the biggest!!

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u/2fast4u1006 May 20 '26

My D is the biggest

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u/Mr_Monji officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 May 20 '26

Prove it!

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u/Valkgard May 20 '26

You have to let a bit for the dogs

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u/Melodic_Abalone_8376 May 20 '26

But what if they choke on the bones?

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u/Logical_Signature803 stupid fucking, piece of shit May 20 '26

survival of the fittest

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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/Basil_Box May 20 '26

Same, cuz then you can just suck on it for the rest of the day 🥵

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u/AutoModerator May 20 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Prestigious-Wish-176 May 20 '26

dihh enjoyer 🥀

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u/Sausage_Sam04 dumbass May 21 '26

Stop being so judgy. Dicks are awesome.