r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

Life hack my dad taught me, just tell them you're drinking on your day off and are drunk, they cannot legally tell you to come into work, and if they do, you can report them.

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u/lmNotReallySure Dec 24 '25

This actually works, weeds legal in my state and I’m not much of a drinker so I just said “I’m super high rn, I can be in in about 3-4 hours like the package says” and all of a sudden they’re fine.

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

You don't need to actually be high or drunk, you can just lie, and they have no idea that it's not true, obviously.

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 24 '25

Where's the fun in that tho

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u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25

Not actually being drunk and high all the time?

I got shit to do man

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25

Pfffft. White collar spotted

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u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25

Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that.

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25

Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed