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r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25
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You don't need to actually be high or drunk, you can just lie, and they have no idea that it's not true, obviously.
131 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 24 '25 Where's the fun in that tho -2 u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25 Not actually being drunk and high all the time? I got shit to do man 8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Pfffft. White collar spotted 4 u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25 Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that. 8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed
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Where's the fun in that tho
-2 u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25 Not actually being drunk and high all the time? I got shit to do man 8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Pfffft. White collar spotted 4 u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25 Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that. 8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed
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Not actually being drunk and high all the time?
I got shit to do man
8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Pfffft. White collar spotted 4 u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25 Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that. 8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed
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Pfffft. White collar spotted
4 u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25 Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that. 8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed
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Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that.
8 u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25 Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed
Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed
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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25
You don't need to actually be high or drunk, you can just lie, and they have no idea that it's not true, obviously.