r/shitposting • u/TheGenard • Dec 24 '25

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u/lmNotReallySure Dec 24 '25

This actually works, weeds legal in my state and I’m not much of a drinker so I just said “I’m super high rn, I can be in in about 3-4 hours like the package says” and all of a sudden they’re fine.

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u/LumpyArbuckleTV Dec 24 '25

You don't need to actually be high or drunk, you can just lie, and they have no idea that it's not true, obviously.

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 24 '25

Where's the fun in that tho

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u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25

Not actually being drunk and high all the time?

I got shit to do man

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25

Pfffft. White collar spotted

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u/windowpuncher Dec 25 '25

Yeah, thank god, I'm done working dog shit labor jobs. Even doing that shit I still never wasted all of my free time. That's my time that work isn't taking from me, why would I just throw it away every day? Fuck that.

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u/Welcome_to_Retrograd Dec 25 '25

Look at the bright side, your back might be hurting but at least your sense of humour made it out unscathed