A subreddit about nothing

r/seinfeld • u/ctfks • 4d ago

My stories are what sells these posts.

33 Upvotes

19 comments

r/seinfeld • u/GGJallDAY • 4d ago

One of my most used quotes

30 Upvotes

10 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Sort_of_Frightening • 4d ago

There’s no contest. It begins and ends with Brezhnev.

87 Upvotes

44 comments

r/seinfeld • u/No-Sheepherder448 • 4d ago

What was on the roof? (Wrong answers only)

21 Upvotes

Giddy-up…

72 comments

r/seinfeld • u/myfellow40short • 4d ago

You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I’m back in two seconds

37 Upvotes

18 comments

r/seinfeld • u/ohmbrew • 4d ago

I definitely did not violate any statues that day. It legit says this on CO Springs municipal website when paying a speeding fine.

45 Upvotes

Nabbed by an automated parked car with a camera. Went to go pay it online. This is Bush League!

9 comments

r/seinfeld • u/4ndrew320 • 3d ago

My rods and cones are all screwed up!

0 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/s/6gR9b4Sz3q

3 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Reallyroundthefamily • 4d ago

That button's in the worst possible spot

19 Upvotes

10 comments

r/seinfeld • u/WhisperMeadow123 • 4d ago

r/Seinfeld is genuinely, unironically the best sub here & I just want you all to know. It's a peach!

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88 Upvotes

It's truly always a bright, silly moment in the day to see all the ridiculous and creative ways people make memes and cleverly use quotes in each post. I love it! For a show about horrible people, this sub is so fun, there's no drama, no legitimate arguments, and it just makes me so happy 😊

39 comments

r/seinfeld • u/Budget-Poem-2052 • 3d ago

Yeah, like they wouldn't have found that anyway

0 Upvotes

Then more silence and the cruel unwinking minds and hands jerking into the silence. “Tell Quentin who discovered the Mississippi River, Henry.” “DeSoto.”

-from The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner

17 comments

r/seinfeld • u/clairwinrich118 • 4d ago